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Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby blues2win » Tue May 19, 2015 10:18 pm

It appears drink may have been taken before the after dinner speeches tonight at the Scum awards. We nearly won the league. We're very close. (This shouted). We won 6 in a row and then played Chelsea. Which was the better team? etc etc.

Anyone able to post a video? Triggered off a lot of comments on Twitter.
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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue May 19, 2015 10:41 pm

A pissed-up turtle in a penguin-suit, I've seen it all now.
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Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue May 19, 2015 10:42 pm

what a cunt
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Postby Bleed_Blue » Tue May 19, 2015 11:55 pm

Jose Mourinho in a similar situation would have said
"I am disappointed by the fans today, the Saxophone lady played well but no one appreciated it.
No one appreciated it because FFP is relaxed, I think this is a conspiracy by Man City, they are going to win the title next year.
Our fans are shitting bricks, I am wearing brown pants and already had to change twice today."

Rogers
"My best signing of the season was this wonderful tranny who played Saxophone and nobody appreciated it, I am very disappointed with the fans. I will check if she will let me touch her instrument"
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Postby Dameerto » Wed May 20, 2015 1:21 am

Bleed_Blue wrote:Jose Mourinho in a similar situation would have said
"I am disappointed by the fans today, the Saxophone lady played well but no one appreciated it.
No one appreciated it because FFP is relaxed, I think this is a conspiracy by Man City, they are going to win the title next year.
Our fans are shitting bricks, I am wearing brown pants and already had to change twice today."

Rogers
"My best signing of the season was this wonderful tranny who played Saxophone and nobody appreciated it, I am very disappointed with the fans. I will check if she will let me touch her instrument"

Rodgers is far too busy blowing his own trumpet to touch anyone else's.
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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby Im_Spartacus » Wed May 20, 2015 7:10 am

What's even worse are the comments on the video, who think he's hilarious, a legend, a comedian.........wheras he's clearly just, well, pissed
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Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Wed May 20, 2015 7:12 am

He certainly is an odd man.
City and sniffing knickers.
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Postby lets all have a disco » Wed May 20, 2015 7:17 am

He's a ticking time bomb.
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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby gillie » Wed May 20, 2015 7:23 am

What a cunt.
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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby Wonderwall » Wed May 20, 2015 8:11 am

Confused butthead didnt realise what giggs actually said to him. Giggs gave him a nudge about the saxophonist and said "she blows incredibly well and she likes an appreciative audience, if you know what I mean"
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Postby Ted Hughes » Wed May 20, 2015 8:26 am

Wonderwall wrote:Confused butthead didnt realise what giggs actually said to him. Giggs gave him a nudge about the saxophonist and said "she blows incredibly well and she likes an appreciative audience, if you know what I mean"



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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby Feed The Goat » Wed May 20, 2015 8:32 am

He looks and sounds like the hey u guys sloth off the Goonies
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Postby gmercer1 » Wed May 20, 2015 10:38 am

What a plank
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Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed May 20, 2015 10:45 am

lets all have a disco wrote:He's a ticking time bomb.


Had that exact conversation with a Rag workmate (good bloke, knows exactly what's what, believe it or not)
That's the phrase we used. Ticking time bomb. I still can't wait for it to happen with the media. Maybe next season. It's only a matter of time.
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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby mr_nool » Wed May 20, 2015 10:49 am

Feed The Goat wrote:He looks and sounds like the hey u guys sloth off the Goonies


Ha ha ha - well spotted mate!
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Postby Ted Hughes » Wed May 20, 2015 10:54 am

Rags have taken it down.
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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Wed May 20, 2015 12:38 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:He's a ticking time bomb.


Had that exact conversation with a Rag workmate (good bloke, knows exactly what's what, believe it or not)
That's the phrase we used. Ticking time bomb. I still can't wait for it to happen with the media. Maybe next season. It's only a matter of time.


Apologies chum but, given the ones I've come across in my time, I find that a little hard to believe.

Forgive me for being dubious.
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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby lets all have a disco » Wed May 20, 2015 12:49 pm

I'm glad he has found Holt's diamond lager.
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Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed May 20, 2015 1:15 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
lets all have a disco wrote:He's a ticking time bomb.


Had that exact conversation with a Rag workmate (good bloke, knows exactly what's what, believe it or not)
That's the phrase we used. Ticking time bomb. I still can't wait for it to happen with the media. Maybe next season. It's only a matter of time.


Apologies chum but, given the ones I've come across in my time, I find that a little hard to believe.

Forgive me for being dubious.


Believe it or not, he's the only one in here who I could have a proper chat with about FFP for the past number of years.
He's gone over to Old Trafford for years but admits that it's all about the money and has been for decades. He says he's had his day with United but finds it hard to get too worked up about any millionaire footballers who don't give a damn about him. Admits Ferguson was a bully, a great manager but not someone you'd enjoy a pint with.
Doesn't sound like your average United fan does he. He called FFP for what it was a long time ago, so it's not just face saving either.
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