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Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Tue May 19, 2015 10:18 pm
by blues2win
It appears drink may have been taken before the after dinner speeches tonight at the Scum awards. We nearly won the league. We're very close. (This shouted). We won 6 in a row and then played Chelsea. Which was the better team? etc etc.
Anyone able to post a video? Triggered off a lot of comments on Twitter.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

Posted:
Tue May 19, 2015 10:29 pm
by twosips
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Tue May 19, 2015 10:41 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
A pissed-up turtle in a penguin-suit, I've seen it all now.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Tue May 19, 2015 10:42 pm
by Nigels Tackle
what a cunt
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Tue May 19, 2015 11:55 pm
by Bleed_Blue
Jose Mourinho in a similar situation would have said
"I am disappointed by the fans today, the Saxophone lady played well but no one appreciated it.
No one appreciated it because FFP is relaxed, I think this is a conspiracy by Man City, they are going to win the title next year.
Our fans are shitting bricks, I am wearing brown pants and already had to change twice today."
Rogers
"My best signing of the season was this wonderful tranny who played Saxophone and nobody appreciated it, I am very disappointed with the fans. I will check if she will let me touch her instrument"
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 1:21 am
by Dameerto
Bleed_Blue wrote:Jose Mourinho in a similar situation would have said
"I am disappointed by the fans today, the Saxophone lady played well but no one appreciated it.
No one appreciated it because FFP is relaxed, I think this is a conspiracy by Man City, they are going to win the title next year.
Our fans are shitting bricks, I am wearing brown pants and already had to change twice today."
Rogers
"My best signing of the season was this wonderful tranny who played Saxophone and nobody appreciated it, I am very disappointed with the fans. I will check if she will let me touch her instrument"
Rodgers is far too busy blowing his own trumpet to touch anyone else's.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 7:10 am
by Im_Spartacus
What's even worse are the comments on the video, who think he's hilarious, a legend, a comedian.........wheras he's clearly just, well, pissed
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 7:12 am
by Piccsnumberoneblue
He certainly is an odd man.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 7:17 am
by lets all have a disco
He's a ticking time bomb.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 7:23 am
by gillie
What a cunt.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 8:11 am
by Wonderwall
Confused butthead didnt realise what giggs actually said to him. Giggs gave him a nudge about the saxophonist and said "she blows incredibly well and she likes an appreciative audience, if you know what I mean"
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 8:26 am
by Ted Hughes
Wonderwall wrote:Confused butthead didnt realise what giggs actually said to him. Giggs gave him a nudge about the saxophonist and said "she blows incredibly well and she likes an appreciative audience, if you know what I mean"
Like.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 8:32 am
by Feed The Goat
He looks and sounds like the hey u guys sloth off the Goonies
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 10:38 am
by gmercer1
What a plank
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 10:45 am
by iwasthere2012
lets all have a disco wrote:He's a ticking time bomb.
Had that exact conversation with a Rag workmate (good bloke, knows exactly what's what, believe it or not)
That's the phrase we used. Ticking time bomb. I still can't wait for it to happen with the media. Maybe next season. It's only a matter of time.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 10:49 am
by mr_nool
Feed The Goat wrote:He looks and sounds like the hey u guys sloth off the Goonies
Ha ha ha - well spotted mate!
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 10:54 am
by Ted Hughes
Rags have taken it down.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 12:38 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
iwasthere2012 wrote:lets all have a disco wrote:He's a ticking time bomb.
Had that exact conversation with a Rag workmate (
good bloke, knows exactly what's what, believe it or not)
That's the phrase we used. Ticking time bomb. I still can't wait for it to happen with the media. Maybe next season. It's only a matter of time.
Apologies chum but, given the ones I've come across in my time, I find that a little hard to believe.
Forgive me for being dubious.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 12:49 pm
by lets all have a disco
I'm glad he has found Holt's diamond lager.
Re: Van Gaal enjoys himself

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Wed May 20, 2015 1:15 pm
by iwasthere2012
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:lets all have a disco wrote:He's a ticking time bomb.
Had that exact conversation with a Rag workmate (
good bloke, knows exactly what's what, believe it or not)
That's the phrase we used. Ticking time bomb. I still can't wait for it to happen with the media. Maybe next season. It's only a matter of time.
Apologies chum but, given the ones I've come across in my time, I find that a little hard to believe.
Forgive me for being dubious.
Believe it or not, he's the only one in here who I could have a proper chat with about FFP for the past number of years.
He's gone over to Old Trafford for years but admits that it's all about the money and has been for decades. He says he's had his day with United but finds it hard to get too worked up about any millionaire footballers who don't give a damn about him. Admits Ferguson was a bully, a great manager but not someone you'd enjoy a pint with.
Doesn't sound like your average United fan does he. He called FFP for what it was a long time ago, so it's not just face saving either.