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Saturdays bollux

Postby Wooders » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:14 am

We haven't signed Pogba
We haven't signed Sterling
We haven't signed De Bruyne
We haven't signed Delph
We haven't sold Jovetic
We haven't sold Dzeko

"Chardonnay" from footballers wives
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Citys new Motto "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women"
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Re: Saturdays bollux

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:30 am

Was that post a bit of a wine?
City and sniffing knickers.
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Re: Saturdays bollux

Postby South Stand Balti » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:40 am

Wooders wrote:We haven't signed Pogba
We haven't signed Sterling
We haven't signed De Bruyne
We haven't signed Delph
We haven't sold Jovetic
We haven't sold Dzeko

"Chardonnay" from footballers wives
More tomorrow

That's all we need to know.
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Postby lets all have a disco » Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:08 am

I'm saving a fortune not having to get the steak bakes in.
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Re: Saturdays bollux

Postby BlueinBosnia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:43 am

Wooders wrote:"Chardonnay" from footballers wives
More tomorrow

It looks like someone photoshopped her top to make her boobs look bigger, but forgot about the boobs themselves...
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Re: Saturdays bollux

Postby ruralblue » Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:57 am

Wooders wrote:We haven't signed Pogba
We haven't signed Sterling
We haven't signed De Bruyne
We haven't signed Delph
We haven't sold Jovetic
We haven't sold Dzeko

"Chardonnay" from footballers wives
More tomorrow


Any truth in any of these rumours Wooders? Are you ITK?
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Postby PeterParker » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:32 am

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Postby Dwaring » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:42 pm

Can we get a confirmed signing yet? I haven't had a woody in over a month.
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Postby bigblue » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:52 am

Heres some swamp creature bollox:

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Postby nottsblue » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:28 am

bigblue wrote:Heres some swamp creature bollox:

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Can she be arrested for indecent exposure?
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Postby I Just Blue Myself » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:31 am

She?
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Re: Saturdays bollux

Postby nottsblue » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:33 am

I Just Blue Myself wrote:She?

In the loosest terms imaginable. I know they say you don't look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire, but fuckin hell
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Re: Saturdays bollux

Postby Ted Hughes » Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:37 am

nottsblue wrote:
I Just Blue Myself wrote:She?

In the loosest terms imaginable. I know they say you don't look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire, but fuckin hell


No doubt her husband put that tattoo on her back.
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Postby Bianchi on Ice » Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:27 am

I Just Blue Myself wrote:She?


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Postby rosbif cuisson 'bleu' » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:00 am

Oh fuck. That is quality.......
Poor quality.
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Postby Dameerto » Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:16 pm

I'm trying to decide which is most offensive - the quality of the tat or the fact 'she' wears clothes that deliberately show it off.
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Re: Saturdays bollux

Postby Wooders » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:38 pm

Surely the "ducks arse" hair do is almost a big a crime
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