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Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:14 am
by Wooders
We haven't signed Pogba
We haven't signed Sterling
We haven't signed De Bruyne
We haven't signed Delph
We haven't sold Jovetic
We haven't sold Dzeko

"Chardonnay" from footballers wives
More tomorrow

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:30 am
by Piccsnumberoneblue
Was that post a bit of a wine?

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:40 am
by South Stand Balti
Wooders wrote:We haven't signed Pogba
We haven't signed Sterling
We haven't signed De Bruyne
We haven't signed Delph
We haven't sold Jovetic
We haven't sold Dzeko

"Chardonnay" from footballers wives
More tomorrow

That's all we need to know.

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:08 am
by lets all have a disco
I'm saving a fortune not having to get the steak bakes in.

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:43 am
by BlueinBosnia
Wooders wrote:"Chardonnay" from footballers wives
More tomorrow

It looks like someone photoshopped her top to make her boobs look bigger, but forgot about the boobs themselves...

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:57 am
by ruralblue
Wooders wrote:We haven't signed Pogba
We haven't signed Sterling
We haven't signed De Bruyne
We haven't signed Delph
We haven't sold Jovetic
We haven't sold Dzeko

"Chardonnay" from footballers wives
More tomorrow


Any truth in any of these rumours Wooders? Are you ITK?

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:32 am
by PeterParker
Watch on youtube.com

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:42 pm
by Dwaring
Can we get a confirmed signing yet? I haven't had a woody in over a month.

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:52 am
by bigblue
Heres some swamp creature bollox:

Image

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:28 am
by nottsblue
bigblue wrote:Heres some swamp creature bollox:

Image

Can she be arrested for indecent exposure?

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:31 am
by I Just Blue Myself
She?

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:33 am
by nottsblue
I Just Blue Myself wrote:She?

In the loosest terms imaginable. I know they say you don't look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire, but fuckin hell

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:37 am
by Ted Hughes
nottsblue wrote:
I Just Blue Myself wrote:She?

In the loosest terms imaginable. I know they say you don't look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire, but fuckin hell


No doubt her husband put that tattoo on her back.

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:27 am
by Bianchi on Ice
I Just Blue Myself wrote:She?


Phyllis Jones

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:00 am
by rosbif cuisson 'bleu'
Oh fuck. That is quality.......
Poor quality.

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:16 pm
by Dameerto
I'm trying to decide which is most offensive - the quality of the tat or the fact 'she' wears clothes that deliberately show it off.

Re: Saturdays bollux

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:38 pm
by Wooders
Surely the "ducks arse" hair do is almost a big a crime