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Re: Football Media

Postby PeterParker » Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:45 am

Wuah, just read Brennan's reply.

He is really taking the piss. I feel a bit ashamed, I thought you aren't allowed to pick on "special" people like Collymore.
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Re: Football Media

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:38 am

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Harry Dowd scored wrote:I notice the rag spin machine is at maximum revs, slab head now being spun has the hero who saved his damsel in distress sister from nasty men, and the police were in plain clothes, fuck me they must think the public are thick as shit. Oh well never mind :lol:

I’ve not read too much about it but from a Rag media perspective he was probably provoked by Citeh kit wearing wankers mimicking an airplane whilst singing Munich songs and throwing steak knives, one of which pierced his sisters banana shaped lilo. He then had to protect the said ‘lilo’ for fear of it going down quicker than Fernandes in a penalty box which led to him mistakingly grabbing a police officer who, in-turn, thought Harry the Slab was clinging for dear life so had no choice to use his handcuffs to stop him from going under. Finally, Harry felt guilty that he had sodden the policeman’s uniform and offered to pay for dry cleaning, with a little more for the inconvenience.

‘Honest, your honour, it was all a misunderstanding caused by those nasty Citeh fans!’

Am I close?

Nailed it for me :lol:
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Re: Football Media

Postby PeterParker » Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:51 am

Cringe cringe and fucking cringe.
Rarely I've seen something to top this: https://www.facebook.com/rl9official/po ... 1066571590

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Re: Football Media

Postby Mase » Mon Aug 24, 2020 12:05 pm

PeterParker wrote:Cringe cringe and fucking cringe.
Rarely I've seen something to top this: https://www.facebook.com/rl9official/po ... 1066571590

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Re: Football Media

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Aug 24, 2020 12:38 pm

Zinchenko’s wife blaming Pep for Lyon shambles-:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... diola.html
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Re: Football Media

Postby salford city » Mon Aug 24, 2020 12:52 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:Zinchenko’s wife blaming Pep for Lyon shambles-:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... diola.html


Fuck me Zinch, rein her in eh. Let's try and keep our shit behind closed doors
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Re: Football Media

Postby Wooders » Mon Aug 24, 2020 2:39 pm

salford city wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Zinchenko’s wife blaming Pep for Lyon shambles-:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... diola.html


Fuck me Zinch, rein her in eh. Let's try and keep our shit behind closed doors


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Re: Football Media

Postby Mase » Mon Aug 24, 2020 2:51 pm

Apparently she’s allowed to voice her opinion because she “supports” City :lol: Fuck me can just see her in her 2000 City top with Goater on the back
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Re: Football Media

Postby Scatman » Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:01 pm

She's no Kate Upton
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Re: Football Media

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:06 pm

That dipper scumbag Gomez pushed a Stuttgart player into hoarding breaking his arm, I think he has previous for this, the British press have not been very forthcoming with this incident have they? Can’t think why

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Re: Football Media

Postby johnny crossan » Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:35 am

Cockroach Roan smearing Raz from his fissure in Altrincham just now, followed by Raggy Sally at home with the Nevilles
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Re: Football Media

Postby salford city » Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:50 am

johnny crossan wrote:Cockroach Roan smearing Raz from his fissure in Altrincham just now, followed by Raggy Sally at home with the Nevilles


Too early in the day (and I'm an hour ahead in Spain) for images of fissures and Nevilles - one and the same? JC crukey put me off breakfast
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Re: Football Media

Postby Simister » Tue Aug 25, 2020 1:32 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:That dipper scumbag Gomez pushed a Stuttgart player into hoarding breaking his arm, I think he has previous for this, the British press have not been very forthcoming with this incident have they? Can’t think why

https://www.sportbible.com/football/new ... y-20200823



Yep not seen it anywhere.
And no foul given? PGMOL starting early?
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Re: Football Media

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Tue Aug 25, 2020 3:20 pm

I was not sure if this should go on the laughing thread, anyway cops saying that slab head assaulted them in the cop shop, so that blows away the plain clothes spin, also he offered the cops money -:

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Re: Football Media

Postby zuricity » Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:18 pm

"Nail him up i say"
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Re: Football Media

Postby PeterParker » Tue Aug 25, 2020 5:19 pm

Fantastic. the FA should make him captain now as they have this thing to reward cunts.
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Re: Football Media

Postby johnny crossan » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:42 pm

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Re: Football Media

Postby Nick » Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:21 pm

Le tiss the only quality unbiased one, and you could he hated the rags
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Re: Football Media

Postby Nick » Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:21 pm

Replaced by a transgender rag no doubt - wes brown ?
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Re: Football Media

Postby Mase » Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:23 pm

He’ll be replaced by a non-White woman I’d imagine.
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