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Re: Football Media

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Fri Aug 21, 2020 2:26 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
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salford city wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:That rag twat Maguire reported as arrested for attacking police in Mykonos - funnily enough not much reported by the rag-licking media so far.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... olice.html


Isn't that the gay capital or am I mistaken?
That telly head must have been some target for the local police

Thought Lesbos was the gay capital :lol: no you are correct it is Mykonos, and it was on news on bbc radio two, rags spokesman saying the club are aware of the situation.

Which situation ? That Mykonos is the gay capital of the Eastern Med, or that Slabheads in the dick ..sorry, dock ?

Not sure I give a fuck about either to be honest, although it would be funny if slabhead had to do a bit of the old custodial :lol:
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Re: Football Media

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:55 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
salford city wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:That rag twat Maguire reported as arrested for attacking police in Mykonos - funnily enough not much reported by the rag-licking media so far.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... olice.html


Isn't that the gay capital or am I mistaken?
That telly head must have been some target for the local police

Thought Lesbos was the gay capital :lol: no you are correct it is Mykonos, and it was on news on bbc radio two, rags spokesman saying the club are aware of the situation.

Which situation ? That Mykonos is the gay capital of the Eastern Med, or that Slabheads in the dick ..sorry, dock ?


Hearing Greek police have reviewed the CCTV footage of Harry Maguire’s fight.

Subsequently, they have released the defender and awarded a penalty to Manchester United.
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Re: Football Media

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Aug 21, 2020 5:56 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
salford city wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:That rag twat Maguire reported as arrested for attacking police in Mykonos - funnily enough not much reported by the rag-licking media so far.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... olice.html


Isn't that the gay capital or am I mistaken?
That telly head must have been some target for the local police

Thought Lesbos was the gay capital :lol: no you are correct it is Mykonos, and it was on news on bbc radio two, rags spokesman saying the club are aware of the situation.

Which situation ? That Mykonos is the gay capital of the Eastern Med, or that Slabheads in the dick ..sorry, dock ?


Hearing Greek police have reviewed the CCTV footage of Harry Maguire’s fight.

Subsequently, they have released the defender and awarded a penalty to Manchester United.

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Re: Football Media

Postby Outcast » Sun Aug 23, 2020 9:09 am

Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill
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Re: Football Media

Postby salford city » Sun Aug 23, 2020 9:13 am

Outcast wrote:Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill


Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB
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Re: Football Media

Postby Clowncrete » Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:08 am

Outcast wrote:Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill


Why are you not posting the article or atleast the gist of it, instead of making people give the mirror clicks (exactly what they want).
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Re: Football Media

Postby nottsblue » Sun Aug 23, 2020 11:32 am

salford city wrote:
Outcast wrote:Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill


Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen
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Re: Football Media

Postby salford city » Sun Aug 23, 2020 11:42 am

nottsblue wrote:
salford city wrote:
Outcast wrote:Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill


Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen


It's all a game to them. Clixk-bait good or bad is what they want. The more absurd the better & there are not a lot worse than Stan. I wont read anything that this goon has written and the same goes for the other scouce syncopath Aldridge. Both hangers on desperate to be recognised and acknowledged by the scouse fanbase
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Re: Football Media

Postby RodneyRodney » Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:13 pm

nottsblue wrote:
salford city wrote:
Outcast wrote:Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill


Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen


I thought you were talking about Maguires alcohol intake for a moment . . .
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Re: Football Media

Postby nottsblue » Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:20 pm

salford city wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
salford city wrote:
Outcast wrote:Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill


Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen


It's all a game to them. Clixk-bait good or bad is what they want. The more absurd the better & there are not a lot worse than Stan. I wont read anything that this goon has written and the same goes for the other scouce syncopath Aldridge. Both hangers on desperate to be recognised and acknowledged by the scouse fanbase

The very mention of the name Aldridge sends shivers up my spine :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Football Media

Postby Mase » Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:29 pm

Aldridge is just a shit Kevin Webster
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Re: Football Media

Postby Outcast » Sun Aug 23, 2020 1:26 pm

Clowncrete wrote:
Outcast wrote:Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill


Why are you not posting the article or atleast the gist of it, instead of making people give the mirror clicks (exactly what they want).



I'm not making anyone do anything, you are free to scroll past it
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Re: Football Media

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sun Aug 23, 2020 1:59 pm

I notice the rag spin machine is at maximum revs, slab head now being spun has the hero who saved his damsel in distress sister from nasty men, and the police were in plain clothes, fuck me they must think the public are thick as shit. Oh well never mind :lol:
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Re: Football Media

Postby zuricity » Sun Aug 23, 2020 5:03 pm

nottsblue wrote:
salford city wrote:
Outcast wrote:Well apparently we're a B team, these vermins would have to sell half their squad to make this move happen. We all know this isn't going to happen why the fuck print it Mirror?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... s-22564384

This country has gone to potts, to give this dogger, convicted basher public airtime is just criminal. I'm sure KDB will take advice from a self wanker whose career gone downhill


Never going to happen whilst they have Henderson , they have no need of KDB

Multiple doubles and trebles according to Collymore. Does he not have an editor who he has to run this guff past?

As bad an article I have ever seen


Collymore dictated it . He is illiterate. He writes with crayons.
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Re: Football Media

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Aug 23, 2020 6:55 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:I notice the rag spin machine is at maximum revs, slab head now being spun has the hero who saved his damsel in distress sister from nasty men, and the police were in plain clothes, fuck me they must think the public are thick as shit. Oh well never mind :lol:

I’ve not read too much about it but from a Rag media perspective he was probably provoked by Citeh kit wearing wankers mimicking an airplane whilst singing Munich songs and throwing steak knives, one of which pierced his sisters banana shaped lilo. He then had to protect the said ‘lilo’ for fear of it going down quicker than Fernandes in a penalty box which led to him mistakingly grabbing a police officer who, in-turn, thought Harry the Slab was clinging for dear life so had no choice to use his handcuffs to stop him from going under. Finally, Harry felt guilty that he had sodden the policeman’s uniform and offered to pay for dry cleaning, with a little more for the inconvenience.

‘Honest, your honour, it was all a misunderstanding caused by those nasty Citeh fans!’

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Re: Football Media

Postby PeterParker » Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:45 am

Wuah, just read Brennan's reply.

He is really taking the piss. I feel a bit ashamed, I thought you aren't allowed to pick on "special" people like Collymore.
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Re: Football Media

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:38 am

Beefymcfc wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:I notice the rag spin machine is at maximum revs, slab head now being spun has the hero who saved his damsel in distress sister from nasty men, and the police were in plain clothes, fuck me they must think the public are thick as shit. Oh well never mind :lol:

I’ve not read too much about it but from a Rag media perspective he was probably provoked by Citeh kit wearing wankers mimicking an airplane whilst singing Munich songs and throwing steak knives, one of which pierced his sisters banana shaped lilo. He then had to protect the said ‘lilo’ for fear of it going down quicker than Fernandes in a penalty box which led to him mistakingly grabbing a police officer who, in-turn, thought Harry the Slab was clinging for dear life so had no choice to use his handcuffs to stop him from going under. Finally, Harry felt guilty that he had sodden the policeman’s uniform and offered to pay for dry cleaning, with a little more for the inconvenience.

‘Honest, your honour, it was all a misunderstanding caused by those nasty Citeh fans!’

Am I close?

Nailed it for me :lol:
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Re: Football Media

Postby PeterParker » Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:51 am

Cringe cringe and fucking cringe.
Rarely I've seen something to top this: https://www.facebook.com/rl9official/po ... 1066571590

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Re: Football Media

Postby Mase » Mon Aug 24, 2020 12:05 pm

PeterParker wrote:Cringe cringe and fucking cringe.
Rarely I've seen something to top this: https://www.facebook.com/rl9official/po ... 1066571590

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Re: Football Media

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Aug 24, 2020 12:38 pm

Zinchenko’s wife blaming Pep for Lyon shambles-:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... diola.html
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