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Mark Clattenburg

Postby dazby » Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:53 pm

Hey gang,

I will be interviewing Mr "Look at me" Clattenburg this weekend. Does anyone have some great questions I should ask him?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Bleed_Blue » Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:02 am

Can the ref/FA be impartial when the media is so biased

Does he admit that baconface impacted ref decisions, if yes then he should apologize for it

Does he admit he gave wrong decisions, what should the ref do when he realizes he made a mistake

What makes him a good/bad ref

Which team is the worst/conniving team in the league
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Tokyo Blue » Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:13 am

What is the truth about his alleged "gambling debts"?

Which team does he support?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Tesl » Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:32 am

Tokyo Blue wrote:What is the truth about his alleged "gambling debts"?

Which team does he support?


Pretty sure he's a Newcastle fan right?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby s1ty m » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:12 am

Why do you cheat, Mark?

Why do you despise City?

When are your retiring, you bag of shite?

Hateful referee, a monstrous cheat.
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:17 am

Why do refs not book players for clear dissent on the field of play?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby mr_nool » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:30 am

Is that Stephen Ireland's old hair piece you're wearing?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Mase » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:34 am

When you finally get attacked by a fan that's had enough and runs on the pitch, what food would you want us to have at the party?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:44 am

Do you have eyes in the back of your head? If not then how did you see Wayne Rooney elbowing James McCarthy? And if you did indeed see it, which you must have considering you gave a free against him, then why didn't you at least book him?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby City64 » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:47 am

Ask him about his gambling debts and why did he have his car badly vandalised !
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:50 am

Is Ed Sheeran any good live?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:01 am

Can you ask him if he remembers to sending Craig Bellamy off because he didn't like him, and admitting to it? Bellamy (who I never ever saw dive) received a 2nd yellow for being blatantly hacked down in the penalty area at Bolton. The match ended 3-3 and, the penalty/red aside, all 3 Bolton goals were direct or indirect results of ref or linesman errors.

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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:38 am

Why is there a refereeing agenda against City ??

Apart from anything else, just make the swine squirm.
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby South Stand Balti » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:41 am

Does he think the refereeing in our 3-2 defeat at Anfield should be investigated?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:46 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Is Ed Sheeran any good live?


He's absolute garbage on record, so how could he be any good live ??
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Jul 23, 2015 8:48 am

Dazzler,

Does Clattenburg actually know that you're a City fan ??

If not, you can have a load of fun at his expense.
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Clowncrete » Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:00 am

South Stand Balti wrote:Does he think the refereeing in our 3-2 defeat at Anfield should be investigated?


+10000000

Ask him why he bottled sending off Suarez for his dive.
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Duckman » Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:13 am

How does it feel to be a real fuckin cunt?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:40 am

I think you should ask him if he realises how popular he is with City fans, & how we particularly respect his integrity when sending off Johnny Evans at the swamp.

* That's presuming the useless cheating cunt isn't retiring & we have to suffer him again next season ?
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Re: Mark Clattenburg

Postby mcfc1632 » Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:43 am

Fuck me - read the OP and wanted to jump in and express my disgust of this fucker - but reading the replies - nothing to add!!
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