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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wooders » Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:45 am

Dimples wrote:Ralf the Rag, in the UK a couple of weeks, says abolish FA Cup replays and PL clubs should not play in League Cup!
What an arrogant ignorant arsehole.
Rags have another arrogant disrespectful cnut in charge. He fits like a hand in a glove, just like that other arrogant twat in Liverpool.


I agree with him about the league cup
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Mon Dec 27, 2021 2:06 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:I’m not a violent man but I would love to smash those fucking dayglo teeth clean out the back of his ludicrously malformed, whining, loathsome, psychotic cranium. He looks like a mass murderer.

He is at the right club, I suppose.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Dec 27, 2021 2:34 pm

johnny crossan wrote:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby mr_nool » Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:24 pm

Tokyo Blue wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
Watch on youtube.com

Clever fella was Noel.


You got one letter and the tense wrong mate!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:39 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Tokyo Blue wrote:
johnny crossan wrote:
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Clever fella was Noel.


You got one letter and the tense wrong mate!

Noel Coward is still alive?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nickyboy » Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:38 pm

This made me laugh
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby stupot » Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:00 am

Rags are closer on points to Norwich than they are to us.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Dec 28, 2021 7:33 pm

they’ve replaced the pe teacher with a supply teacher
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Jan 02, 2022 9:03 pm

Mind the gap now
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Tue Jan 04, 2022 12:04 am

On the Caf : "I’m starting to think Rangnick was sent in by Klopp and Tuchel to finish us off"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:34 pm

'Cliques at Man Utd as players doubt Rangnick's suitability'

https://www.skysports.com/Football/12509703

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:49 pm

john@staustell wrote:'Cliques at Man Utd as players doubt Rangnick's suitability'

https://www.skysports.com/Football/12509703

SKY running a story about the chaos in Swamp land. Tragi-comedy


Brilliant, it can't be the players cos they're all superstars, so it must be the manager.

Joke of a club, long may it last.

Oh, and the links broken, try this

https://www.skysports.com/football/news ... fford-boss
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Wed Jan 05, 2022 11:01 pm

john@staustell wrote:'Cliques at Man Utd as players doubt Rangnick's suitability'

https://www.skysports.com/Football/12509703

SKY running a story about the chaos in Swamp land. Tragi-comedy


How I WISH someone would do a fly-on-the-wall at The Swamp ; it would be better than Dallas & I Claudius combined.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Jan 09, 2022 8:18 pm

Anyone know if Ralf can Bugeln ? ( Ironing) , i have some trousers than need a good gegenpress.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Mon Jan 10, 2022 1:06 pm

Poor old Wreck-it Ralph
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Mon Jan 10, 2022 1:16 pm

john@staustell wrote:Poor old Wreck-it Ralph


It’s being reported that 17 players are unhappy at United :lol: Who would want that job in the summer?!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Jan 10, 2022 7:03 pm

I note Gillingham have just fired the loveable old charmer, steve evans. He’d fit in nicely there and they wouldn’t have to pay compensation.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Jan 10, 2022 7:16 pm

Mase wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Poor old Wreck-it Ralph


It’s being reported that 17 players are unhappy at United :lol: Who would want that job in the summer?!

CR37 not in squad for tonight, wonder if he is one of the 17 ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jan 10, 2022 7:33 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Mase wrote:
john@staustell wrote:Poor old Wreck-it Ralph


It’s being reported that 17 players are unhappy at United :lol: Who would want that job in the summer?!

CR37 not in squad for tonight, wonder if he is one of the 17 ?

The goalie Henderson doesn’t get the usual cup run out either. Great business getting him on a lucrative long term deal
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby branny » Mon Jan 10, 2022 8:27 pm

Villa have been the better team apart from one bit of shite defending. Looking like a matter of time before they equalise. Rags goal is living a charmed life.
Balotelli......that's a brilliant finish.
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