The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[john@staustell]

There's probably a WAG insurance you can take out in case of legal costs

[nottsblue]

Rebekah Vardy has lost her libel case. Estimated legal fees are £3M. If you lose you usually pay.
That is a sizable chunk of cash no matter what Jamie Vardy earns and he is 35 now, earning power coming to the end.

Imagine having to fork out £3M on something like this when your earning power is on the wane.

“Equal rights”….. wonder who’s paying that £3m? Her or her husband.

Probably, he pays, they split in three years time when his earning power is gone. She finds another pay cheque.

He's a mug

[john@staustell]

Rags losing, Fred off. Not sure I'd be picking Atletico de Madrid for a pre-season "friendly ".

[Harry Dowd scored]

Headline in the Mail. - Sir Alex back at United in all star BRAINS TRUST

The trust includes Bryan Robson, would Pickled Brains Trust be more accurate

[patrickblue]

Headline in the Mail. - Sir Alex back at United in all star BRAINS TRUST

The trust includes Bryan Robson, would Pickled Brains Trust be more accurate

They didn't ask Shrek then!

[Harry Dowd scored]

Headline in the Mail. - Sir Alex back at United in all star BRAINS TRUST

The trust includes Bryan Robson, would Pickled Brains Trust be more accurate

They didn't ask Shrek then!

Failed the entrance exam

[Dameerto]

Headline in the Mail. - Sir Alex back at United in all star BRAINS TRUST

The trust includes Bryan Robson, would Pickled Brains Trust be more accurate

They didn't ask Shrek then!

Failed the entrance exam

Those revolving doors can be quite tricky you know.

[Beefymcfc]

Headline in the Mail. - Sir Alex back at United in all star BRAINS TRUST

The trust includes Bryan Robson, would Pickled Brains Trust be more accurate

They didn't ask Shrek then!

Failed the entrance exam

Those revolving doors can be quite tricky you know.

On the biddies home?

[Mase]

Manchester United defender Harry Maguire's appeal against a guilty verdict in a Greek court will be heard on 7 June, 2023.

Wasn’t it a year ago? They don’t move fast over there!!

[belleebee]

Manchester United defender Harry Maguire's appeal against a guilty verdict in a Greek court will be heard on 7 June, 2023.

Wasn’t it a year ago? They don’t move fast over there!!

Two years ago I believe.

[CTID Hants]

Manchester United defender Harry Maguire's appeal against a guilty verdict in a Greek court will be heard on 7 June, 2023.

Wasn’t it a year ago? They don’t move fast over there!!

Two years ago I believe.

I was about to say that too, fairly sure 2 years,.....

[Beefymcfc]

Manchester United defender Harry Maguire's appeal against a guilty verdict in a Greek court will be heard on 7 June, 2023.

Wasn’t it a year ago? They don’t move fast over there!!

Two years ago I believe.

I was about to say that too, fairly sure 2 years,.....

They do like to give rich people time to get the bungs in. Those coppers have now retired early due to his generosity.

[nottsblue]

Ronaldo gets subbed at half time and leaves the swamp before the match finishes

[Mase]

Ronaldo gets subbed at half time and leaves the swamp before the match finishes

This is brilliant. They have a guy that doesn’t want to be there and they want to sign a guy that doesn’t want to go. “The United Way” as they say.

[patrickblue]

Ronaldo gets subbed at half time and leaves the swamp before the match finishes

This is brilliant. They have a guy that doesn’t want to be there and they want to sign a guy that doesn’t want to go. “The United Way” as they say.

Thing about that is, it says that Ten whatsisface isn't in charge. Any manager could see the ladyboy is having a negative effect there, and I'm sure that the Ten man has. But nothing has been done about it, which indicates the powers that be at the rags (otherwise known as the red nose gang) are calling the shots.
Long may it continue.

[Dimples]

Ronaldo gets subbed at half time and leaves the swamp before the match finishes

This is brilliant. They have a guy that doesn’t want to be there and they want to sign a guy that doesn’t want to go. “The United Way” as they say.

Thing about that is, it says that Ten whatsisface isn't in charge. Any manager could see the ladyboy is having a negative effect there, and I'm sure that the Ten man has. But nothing has been done about it, which indicates the powers that be at the rags (otherwise known as the red nose gang) are calling the shots.
Long may it continue.

Amazing how dictators and complete cnuts rewrite the rules for themselves.
Ferguson, Gill and Robinson back as advisors.
Ferguson was a one man show, ran everything from top to bottom. Sold as a strong man in charge aka bully and complete cnut.
No way would he have been ok with a former manager coming in as an 'advisor'.

[zuricity]

Ronaldo gets subbed at half time and leaves the swamp before the match finishes

This is brilliant. They have a guy that doesn’t want to be there and they want to sign a guy that doesn’t want to go. “The United Way” as they say.

Thing about that is, it says that Ten whatsisface isn't in charge. Any manager could see the ladyboy is having a negative effect there, and I'm sure that the Ten man has. But nothing has been done about it, which indicates the powers that be at the rags (otherwise known as the red nose gang) are calling the shots.
Long may it continue.

Amazing how dictators and complete cnuts rewrite the rules for themselves.
Ferguson, Gill and Robinson back as advisors.
Ferguson was a one man show, ran everything from top to bottom. Sold as a strong man in charge aka bully and complete cnut.
No way would he have been ok with a former manager coming in as an 'advisor'.

Not being funny but if a company did that to me as the have done to ten tpeg , i would tell them where to stick their job.

[nottsblue]

Ronaldo gets subbed at half time and leaves the swamp before the match finishes

This is brilliant. They have a guy that doesn’t want to be there and they want to sign a guy that doesn’t want to go. “The United Way” as they say.

Thing about that is, it says that Ten whatsisface isn't in charge. Any manager could see the ladyboy is having a negative effect there, and I'm sure that the Ten man has. But nothing has been done about it, which indicates the powers that be at the rags (otherwise known as the red nose gang) are calling the shots.
Long may it continue.

Amazing how dictators and complete cnuts rewrite the rules for themselves.
Ferguson, Gill and Robinson back as advisors.
Ferguson was a one man show, ran everything from top to bottom. Sold as a strong man in charge aka bully and complete cnut.
No way would he have been ok with a former manager coming in as an 'advisor'.

Not being funny but if a company did that to me as the have done to ten tpeg , i would tell them where to stick their job.

The very first thing Ten hag should have done when Ferguson showed his face at the club was to tell him to fuck off. You can bet Ferguson himself did just that to the likes of Busby and Charlton

[salford city]

This is brilliant. They have a guy that doesn’t want to be there and they want to sign a guy that doesn’t want to go. “The United Way” as they say.[/quote]

Thing about that is, it says that Ten whatsisface isn't in charge. Any manager could see the ladyboy is having a negative effect there, and I'm sure that the Ten man has. But nothing has been done about it, which indicates the powers that be at the rags (otherwise known as the red nose gang) are calling the shots.
Long may it continue.[/quote]

Amazing how dictators and complete cnuts rewrite the rules for themselves.
Ferguson, Gill and Robinson back as advisors.
Ferguson was a one man show, ran everything from top to bottom. Sold as a strong man in charge aka bully and complete cnut.
No way would he have been ok with a former manager coming in as an 'advisor'.[/quote]

Not being funny but if a company did that to me as the have done to ten tpeg , i would tell them where to stick their job.[/quote]
The very first thing Ten hag should have done when Ferguson showed his face at the club was to tell him to fuck off. You can bet Ferguson himself did just that to the likes of Busby and Charlton[/quote]

The longer Ferguson sticks around the worse it will get. Ten bob is no mug and he will be off if it comes to a power struggle with Ferguson and the Portuguese. Then they start again and the joy continues

[patrickblue]

This is brilliant. They have a guy that doesn’t want to be there and they want to sign a guy that doesn’t want to go. “The United Way” as they say.

Thing about that is, it says that Ten whatsisface isn't in charge. Any manager could see the ladyboy is having a negative effect there, and I'm sure that the Ten man has. But nothing has been done about it, which indicates the powers that be at the rags (otherwise known as the red nose gang) are calling the shots.
Long may it continue.[/quote]

Amazing how dictators and complete cnuts rewrite the rules for themselves.
Ferguson, Gill and Robinson back as advisors.
Ferguson was a one man show, ran everything from top to bottom. Sold as a strong man in charge aka bully and complete cnut.
No way would he have been ok with a former manager coming in as an 'advisor'.[/quote]

Not being funny but if a company did that to me as the have done to ten tpeg , i would tell them where to stick their job.[/quote]
The very first thing Ten hag should have done when Ferguson showed his face at the club was to tell him to fuck off. You can bet Ferguson himself did just that to the likes of Busby and Charlton[/quote]

The longer Ferguson sticks around the worse it will get. Ten bob is no mug and he will be off if it comes to a power struggle with Ferguson and the Portuguese. Then they start again and the joy continues[/quote]

As the thread title says, the gift that keeps on giving.