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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:41 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:Pictures of Lukaku's first training session have been posted on the rag website

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the classic dzonkey clip
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Apparently, part of the add-ons includes £10 thousand to Everton every time Lukaku traps the ball successfully. Everton are expecting to make as much as £20 thousand from this revenue stream over the course of Lukaku's 5-year contract.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:07 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:32 am

Propaganda machine is in full swing...here in the states as well, of course because they are here now, and in LA, where ESPNFC is based....

It's like they've signed a proven, can't miss, world class, big game player.

Mourinho passed on Lacazette because he's not a big game player? Jose loves to take his digs at Wenger, but Lukaku has yet to show himself to be such a player at this point in his career. He was invisible in last years Euros and was what led him to stay at Everton another season when he was pushing to leave. Against big opponents I cannot really recall him coming up.

And then that he has approval from Ibrahimavic to wear no. 9. LOL. He played one season for them, and is gone for good. I guess that is all that is required today to attain legend status for their club nowadays...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:37 am

Oh right, and Shrek didn't want to go to China only because he wants to get back into the England team...hahaha

That's it. Nothing more to it, of course. Brilliant plan for him as well. :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jul 11, 2017 4:52 am

I'm a little baffled. If Shrek is so anxious and keen to join Everton, if he loves the club so much, why did he fuck off to Scum in the first place?

Simply a case of another player desperate to get away from the no-longer-special one.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:27 am

Everyone knows that Shrek's first and only true love is Everton.
Didn't he once say "Once a blue, always a blue"?
And didn't he sacrifice himself and move to the rags for big bucks to save his beloved Everton from going broke?
Hasn't he cried himself to sleep in his Everton jim-jams for the last 13 years?

And didn't he refuse to kiss the rag badge when he scored at Goodison

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Green & Blue » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:00 pm

Michael Carrick the new captain of the Rags.

I'm shocked by that I'd of thought he'd be headed for the scrap heap.

90 mill for Lukaku, Carrick the captain, what's next?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:44 pm

Green & Blue wrote:Michael Carrick the new captain of the Rags.

I'm shocked by that I'd of thought he'd be headed for the scrap heap.

90 mill for Lukaku, Carrick the captain, what's next?


35yr old handed captaincy shows Maureens short termism, certainly goes against the "Utd way"....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:22 am

Green & Blue wrote:Michael Carrick the new captain of the Rags.

I'm shocked by that I'd of thought he'd be headed for the scrap heap.

90 mill for Lukaku, Carrick the captain, what's next?

Mourinho is being praised for his handling of Shrek and his subsequent transfer. WTF
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Sun Jul 16, 2017 9:56 pm

'...Everton have spent a lot of money but they appear to have spent wisely...'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -mind.html

Rooney = money spent wisely - ha ha ha

This from an article slating us for the money we paid to get Walker.
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