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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:02 pm

Swales4ever wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
I think you'll find it was a tactical masterclass ...... woops.

To be fair, Mourinho got one half of his masterclass correct today. The nil in the rag part of the scoreline. Shame he forgot to tell his defenders not to concede. :lol: :lol:

maybe.
dont forget the very friendly help by Big Red Tony fella, early in the match, though. ;)
had that stood the canvass would have unfolded quite differently.


Yes they could quite easily have been on the end of a hiding. Except for that and the fact that, brilliant goal aside, Morata was gash. And Bakayoko.

I'm really looking forward to the derby. The Miserable One will be losing sleep already.

Not so sure about morata being gash, for my little 5pc I found myself pretty much in agreement with the assessment made by that Magpie turd on Motd.
which, in turn, did trouble me a lot.

spot on with Bakayoko, particularly the 1st squandered chance was utmost gash, no matter if striking is none of his business.


Nice hairdo though.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:07 pm

patrickblue wrote:Nice hairdo though.

absolutely!
better than Pogba's. :lol:
at least on colour taste

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:11 pm

Swales4ever wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Nice hairdo though.

absolutely!
better than Pogba's. :lol:
at least on colour taste


Speaking of Pogba, wonder what is he doing these days. Trying to learn a new dance?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:13 pm

PeterParker wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
patrickblue wrote:Nice hairdo though.

absolutely!
better than Pogba's. :lol:
at least on colour taste


Speaking of Pogba, wonder what is he doing these days. Trying to learn a new dance?

You never know with a hundred millions accademy wonder! :lol:

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:28 pm

Liverpool are planning a move for Manchester City and Spain midfielder David Silva, 31. (Sun)

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:32 pm

Justified logic wrote:
Liverpool are planning a move for Manchester City and Spain midfielder David Silva, 31. (Sun)

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is Twitchy taking over at the Kop, maybe?
[amazing editing effort, mate!]

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:22 pm

Justified logic wrote:
Liverpool are planning a move for Manchester City and Spain midfielder David Silva, 31. (Sun)

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How much are we selling him for JL ??

Even by selling their entire squad, including Coutinho, I still wouldn't have thought they could afford him.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:39 pm

Justified logic wrote:
Liverpool are planning a move for Manchester City and Spain midfielder David Silva, 31. (Sun)

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The funniest thing is there will be morons in dipperland who actually think this could happen.

David Silva?

They would struggle to get David Villa
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:42 am

Fucking funny.

Watch on youtube.com
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The Portuguese Pulis!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:13 am

AG7 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

The Portuguese Pulis!


That's a bit of an insult to happy tony, surely his football inst that dull and negative..
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:29 am

sheblue wrote:
AG7 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

The Portuguese Pulis!


That's a bit of an insult to happy tony, surely his football inst that dull and negative..

+1
as much as I despise Thug Tony, Antifootball One is a league of his own and my hatred was already off scale before he endend his natural trajectory exactly where he belongs.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:38 pm



I wonder how many Kenny Clements scored in the 10-1
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Sat Nov 11, 2017 2:05 pm

I don't think this has been noted here yet...

Patrice Evra leaves Marseille and is banned for seven months by Uefa

Patrice Evra has left Marseille by mutual consent and been banned from Uefa competition for the rest of the season for kicking one of his own fans.

The former Monaco, Manchester United and Juventus full-back, 36, is banned by Uefa until June 2018, the same month his Marseille deal would have ended.

There was the French rag Cantona of course but who else has been kicking fans?

And will Martial live up to his name... ;)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:42 am

An extract from Klippety's biography.



"Not long before, Manchester United executive vice chairman Ed Woodward had flown out to see Klopp in Germany. David Moyes's short tenure at Old Trafford was coming to an end, and Klopp was United's favourite to replace him, to bring back a sense of adventure to the Red Devils' game.

Woodward told Klopp that the Theatre of Dreams was 'like an adult version of Disneyland', a mythical place where, as the nickname suggested, the entertainment was world class and dreams came true.

Klopp wasn't entirely convinced by that sales pitch — he found it a bit 'unsexy', he told a friend — but he didn't dismiss the proposition out of hand either. After almost six years in the job at Dortmund, perhaps the time was ripe for a change of scenery."

Keep fighting the good fight Ewar.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:53 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby craigmcfc » Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:11 pm

johnny crossan wrote:here's our team being funny

https://dugout.com/mancity/teammates-ch ... _exclusive


Enjoyed that, cheers
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:51 pm

took a while but they found a way at last: Man U HAMMER Man C in.....
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... l-13895643
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:18 pm

The work-shy little scrote has finally got a job ...of sorts.

Former Manchester United winger Ryan Giggs is set to sign a consultancy deal to become director of football at a Vietnamese football academy.

The Promotion Fund of Vietnamese Football Talents FC (PVF) said Giggs, 43, will be responsible for coaching players and training coaches.

The two-year deal involves 13-time Premier League winner Giggs making two trips per year to Vietnam.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:20 pm

Justified logic wrote:The dole scrounging little scrote has finally got a job.

Former Manchester United winger Ryan Giggs is set to sign a consultancy deal to become director of football at a Vietnamese football academy.

Just beat me to it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://bbc.in/2zV9BCv
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