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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby city72 » Sun Jan 06, 2019 6:54 pm

PeterParker wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:54 pm

city72 wrote:
PeterParker wrote:https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-wayne-rooney-arrested-public-13821006 :D :D :D

Wayne Rooney was arrested for public intoxication and swearing in Washington last month.

The England legend, who now plays for DC United, committed the offence on December 16 last year.

He was arrested by the Metropolitan Washington Airport Authority for a class four misdemeanour before being released without bail.

A hearing was due to take place on January 24, but this has been waived after he paid a €25 fine with €91 costs earlier this month.

A spokesman for Loudoun County Sheriff's Office said: "He was booked into the Loudoun County Adult Detention Centre on December 16, 2018, on a charge of public intoxication stemming from an arrest by the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police (MWAA).

Can you not get pissed and swear in yankyland?


I'm surprised they could tell what he was saying.

Imagine if they'd heard him when he was playing.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:22 pm



Even Schalke's official Twitter are taking the piss out of Liverpool fans.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:04 pm

liverpool have lost every game they've played this year
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:11 pm

Goal posts were too big and Wolverhampton Wanderers kit was too bright ........
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 4:36 am

This Changes nothing according to Andy Robertson. How's the quadruple going McPointy..... cos liiiiiierpoooool could win the lot y know. It's possible fletch co it is is fletch ask mi mam.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:48 am

Weakness of the squad laid bare for all to see. Open-top bus hire company will be really worried about 2019 revenues now
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:37 am

Looks like even without Maureen, Fred keeps on playing :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:37 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:03 am

450,000 quid per week bench warmer trying to force his way back into Ole's team, according to the media this weekend. Just to remind y'all. Have to laugh from time to time :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dubciteh » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:51 am

Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....
derby day the scores were level,
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:03 am

Dubciteh wrote:Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:55 pm

8-)
Dubciteh wrote:Liverpool get to face palace’s third choice keeper who hasnt played in ages...typical....it was brightons second choice last week....

They'll probably still get an undeserved penalty,just to keep the run going!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:16 pm

Murphy on Rashford - 'I don't see a weakness in his game ... But he has to improve on a goal in 3 games'.

Irony in the statement?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bluemoon » Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:44 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby fangsanalsatan » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:03 pm

Has anyone mentioned the new contract for Duncan Edwards Reincarnated yet?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:09 pm

bluemoon wrote:


Fantastic. Fair play to him for not being arsed about the slag anymore to do that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:15 pm

fangsanalsatan wrote:Has anyone mentioned the new contract for Duncan Edwards Reincarnated yet?

Hilarious.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:25 pm

Mase wrote:
bluemoon wrote:


Fantastic. Fair play to him for not being arsed about the slag anymore to do that.


Well done Rodders
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:02 pm

Anyone else notice this bit?

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