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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Fri May 05, 2017 6:50 pm

This was the only current thread that hadn't degenerated to handbags at dawn.
It isn't now!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Slim » Fri May 05, 2017 8:20 pm

patrickblue wrote:This was the only current thread that hadn't degenerated to handbags at dawn.
It isn't now!


When Phips isn't the biggest cunt on the site(or even in the top10 ATM) I get confused.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Sun May 07, 2017 7:19 pm

The RAGs have now failed to score in 20 percent of their Premier League matches this season (7 out of 35) - their 'wonderful unbeaten run of 25 league matches' contained 12 draws (4 of them goalless). Just something to bear in mind tomorrow if you happen to work with any of their brainless followers.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Sun May 07, 2017 7:20 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Sun May 07, 2017 8:00 pm

Dameerto wrote:The RAGs have now failed to score in 20 percent of their Premier League matches this season (7 out of 35) - their 'wonderful unbeaten run of 25 league matches' contained 12 draws (4 of them goalless). Just something to bear in mind tomorrow if you happen to work with any of their brainless followers.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby budfox » Sun May 07, 2017 9:16 pm

Sub editor 1: "They're chanting 'Fuck off Mourinho' at the Emirates"
Sub editor 2: "Which end?"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Sun May 07, 2017 9:37 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:Scum on their way to another final with that squad. Can't wait for our transition period to be over so we can start contending again.

Fucking shite


I find it laughable we are actually laughing at a so called shit team who has won 2 pots this season , could get another European pot and could finish above us............yet we have a thread about 'lets all laugh at the scum''.

This thread should be buried 6 feet underground , alongside some of PePs fuckign laughable shit decisions.


Do you honestly think they are a better team than we are?

Not saying we've done well this season, and some is Pep's fault, some not, but if we were in Europa League we would be winning it with more ease, I am sure.

Their whole philosophy is to be scavengers, like hyenas, to give the illusion to their fans and potential signings that they are "good."

If you were a top player this summer who would you rather sign with?

Case closed.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun May 07, 2017 10:10 pm

PrezIke wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:Scum on their way to another final with that squad. Can't wait for our transition period to be over so we can start contending again.

Fucking shite


I find it laughable we are actually laughing at a so called shit team who has won 2 pots this season , could get another European pot and could finish above us............yet we have a thread about 'lets all laugh at the scum''.

This thread should be buried 6 feet underground , alongside some of PePs fuckign laughable shit decisions.


Do you honestly think they are a better team than we are?

Not saying we've done well this season, and some is Pep's fault, some not, but if we were in Europa League we would be winning it with more ease, I am sure.

Their whole philosophy is to be scavengers, like hyenas, to give the illusion to their fans and potential signings that they are "good."

If you were a top player this summer who would you rather sign with?

Case closed.


No I fucking don't think they are a better team which is why I wanted to know why we were still propping this fucking thread up when they were neck and neck a week ago .
Having said that , today we can afford a chuckle
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Sun May 07, 2017 10:26 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby walshawblue » Mon May 08, 2017 1:21 pm

Scum want Aguero according to the MUEN

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... o-12999162
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Mon May 08, 2017 1:26 pm

walshawblue wrote:Scum want Aguero according to the MUEN

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... o-12999162


Why would he leave us to be second choice striker elsewhere?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wonderwall » Mon May 08, 2017 2:42 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Mon May 08, 2017 6:45 pm

walshawblue wrote:Scum want Aguero according to the MUEN

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... o-12999162

Very poor attempt at shit stirring there. Not in a million years...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Mon May 08, 2017 6:48 pm

walshawblue wrote:Scum want Aguero according to the MUEN

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... o-12999162



No they don't they want to sell season tickets at the mo .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Mon May 08, 2017 6:50 pm

Wonderwall wrote:


And that's why I prefer him over Noel.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri May 12, 2017 9:26 pm

Just watched a video online where Jose said whilst managing Chelsea he didn't want to win the UEFA Cup. Then it showed him at the rags last week going on about the Celta match being the most important one of the season :')
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Sat May 13, 2017 10:19 am

Mase wrote:Just watched a video online where Jose said whilst managing Chelsea he didn't want to win the UEFA Cup. Then it showed him at the rags last week going on about the Celta match being the most important one of the season :')


Don't forget the man is basically a raving lunatic
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sat May 13, 2017 11:18 am

john@staustell wrote:
Mase wrote:Just watched a video online where Jose said whilst managing Chelsea he didn't want to win the UEFA Cup. Then it showed him at the rags last week going on about the Celta match being the most important one of the season :')


Don't forget the man is basically a raving lunatic


.....and that's just one of his better qualities. :roll:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Mon May 15, 2017 7:51 am

The scum show the contempt they have, "We don't want to play Premier League games" Nothing changes the twats did want to play in the FA Cup once upon a time. Horrible to the core.
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