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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:41 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:51 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:hilarious if this is happens

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... nited.html

Yes it would. Maybe they could Klipperty from the dippers to replace him? :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:14 am

nottsblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:hilarious if this is happens

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... nited.html

Yes it would. Maybe they could Klipperty from the dippers to replace him? :lol: :lol:

as much as I share the very saucy fun in it, as anyone, I wouldn't want the scum to be offered the chance to pick a proper manager, able to build a side on the almost unlimited funds they are on.

[oh, wait.... my bad! Arab oil money is what inflates/ruins football, isn't it?]

1. "unintelligible language"
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5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:26 pm

The Express have found a way to get United top of the league!

If the game finished at half-time...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:03 pm

Justified logic wrote:The Express have found a way to get United top of the league!

If the game finished at half-time...

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Desperate stuff!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:41 pm

It's even worse in Lawro's prediction table: United and Tottenham top on 22 points, then us on 20. (Poo alone in 5th on 16 :lol: :lol: :lol: )

In experts we trust.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Sat Oct 21, 2017 8:34 am

Phil Neville is so fucking predictable he doesn't even need to open his mouth these days.

Apparently the rags are look more likely to keep up their "good form" than we are.
Because we couldn't keep it up last season... erm... and they... could?

I dunno, anyway:

https://www.thesportreview.com/2017/10/ ... rediction/
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:58 am

Original Dub wrote:Phil Neville is so fucking predictable he doesn't even need to open his mouth these days.

Apparently the rags are look more likely to keep up their "good form" than we are.
Because we couldn't keep it up last season... erm... and they... could?

I dunno, anyway:

https://www.thesportreview.com/2017/10/ ... rediction/


Similar to the end of the 11/12 season when Beckham said rags would win as they had the experience in those situations.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:51 pm

Mase wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Phil Neville is so fucking predictable he doesn't even need to open his mouth these days.

Apparently the rags are look more likely to keep up their "good form" than we are.
Because we couldn't keep it up last season... erm... and they... could?

I dunno, anyway:

https://www.thesportreview.com/2017/10/ ... rediction/


Similar to the end of the 11/12 season when Beckham said rags would win as they had the experience in those situations.

Phil Neville is such a cretin. He says City are playing the best football but the rags are more consistent? Consistent at being lucky perhaps. Or boring.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby dazby » Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:59 pm

Justified logic wrote:The Express have found a way to get United top of the league!

If the game finished at half-time...

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Well, they can't use this anymore.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:05 pm

Justified logic wrote:The Express have found a way to get United top of the league!

If the game finished at half-time...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:28 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:32 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Justified logic wrote:The Express have found a way to get United top of the league!

If the game finished at half-time...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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but the swampies were 2 down at half time and we were winning
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:53 pm



Best one:

"DISGUSTING. We are not going to win the league, probably not for another 15 years"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:27 pm

What an absolute mong, but the replies are great:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:35 pm

Twitter is hilarious tonight ... every excuse being dished out and then some!

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby freshie » Sat Oct 21, 2017 5:43 pm



I've had to get the Tena Men out whilst reading this thread
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Oct 21, 2017 6:02 pm

bigblue wrote:What an absolute mong, but the replies are great:



castles is a cunt of the highest order
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Oct 21, 2017 6:10 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
bigblue wrote:What an absolute mong, but the replies are great:



castles is a cunt of the highest order


Apart from being a nonce, who is he?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sat Oct 21, 2017 6:12 pm

bigblue wrote:What an absolute mong, but the replies are great:


First reply is from a mate I go to the games with. He follows all these wankers on Twitter and gives them shit at every opportunity. #unsunghero
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