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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:17 pm

PrezIke wrote:Paul Pogba absent again as Mino Raiola hits out at ‘out of touch’ Man Utd, saying club would even ruin Maradona or Pele

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/20 ... ying-club/

Pogba’s problem is Manchester United. It’s a club out of touch with reality and without a sporting ­project,” Raiola told La Repubblica newspaper. “I wouldn’t take anyone there, they would even ruin Maradona, Pele and Maldini. Paul needs a club and a squad, one like Juventus was before.”


:lol: :lol: :lol:


I agree
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:29 pm

ole continues to work his special brand of magic

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50976111

Manchester United failed to have a shot on target in a domestic game for the first time since January 2015 as they played out a goalless FA Cup draw at Molineux.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:36 pm

What, no shot on target?

Fucking Scum!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:37 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:ole continues to work his special brand of magic

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50976111

Manchester United failed to have a shot on target in a domestic game for the first time since January 2015 as they played out a goalless FA Cup draw at Molineux.


Leave the cnut alone. The linger he stays, the worse it will get. I'm assuming he rested everyonetoday ahead of Tuesday haven't seen their team from today?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:06 pm

Was in the kitchen watching the game on a stream while one of the lads watched the Rags on BT in the front room. I was still smiling at 1-1 while the lad was crying. Not because they weren’t winning but because they were absolutely shit.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:44 am

Utd to offer £45 mill plus Lingard for Maddison. Fuck me, like Leicester would take ^England international^ Lingard....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Jan 05, 2020 11:46 am

salford city wrote:Utd to offer £45 mill plus Lingard for Maddison. Fuck me, like Leicester would take ^England international^ Lingard....

Leicester have said they’ll take £44M if Lingard isn’t included in the deal
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:46 pm

nottsblue wrote:
salford city wrote:Utd to offer £45 mill plus Lingard for Maddison. Fuck me, like Leicester would take ^England international^ Lingard....

Leicester have said they’ll take £44M if Lingard isn’t included in the deal

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:57 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
salford city wrote:Utd to offer £45 mill plus Lingard for Maddison. Fuck me, like Leicester would take ^England international^ Lingard....

Leicester have said they’ll take £44M if Lingard isn’t included in the deal

:lol: :lol: :lol:

All joking aside , when a player reads this shit does anyone expect him to bust a blood vessel playing for Oli ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:12 am

Solskjaer - £145,000 a week
De Gea - £375,000 a week
Jones - £120,000 a week
Lingard - £100,000 a week
Shaw - £195,000 a week
Young - £120,000 a week
Mata - £160,000 a week
Martial - £250,000 a week
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:33 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:21 am

PrezIke wrote:


So he decided to cut down on his normal drinking?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:09 am

Had to stay close to the toilet
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:46 am

Has to be close to the end that guy!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:42 am

Is ‘office’ = bar?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:55 am

bigblue wrote:
PrezIke wrote:


So he decided to cut down on his normal drinking?



They should have been counting their blessings it wasnt 5 - 0 at half time because it every easily could have been.
We let them off the hook big time.
They should be thanking us.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Green & Blue » Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:03 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Is ‘office’ = bar?


No office = wine cellar
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:44 pm

Green & Blue wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Is ‘office’ = bar?


No office = wine cellar


Office = bargain booze
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:54 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Fri Jan 10, 2020 3:00 am

RodneyRodney wrote:Beans Means Laughs !


Well

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