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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:54 am

borinho being investigated for tax fraud by the spanish authorities...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:04 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Dimples wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
Dimples wrote:Tranny on his way back to the swamp as he is leaving Spain because he has to pay tax :)

When all these transfers come through - the Rags will have a fantastic squad.

He says he will stay at Madrid if they pay his outstanding tax bill. What a tit.


He must have been misquoted.
All of the news outlets say that Tranny's first loves are the Rags, his 'Dad' Sir Slur, the fans, the ground, the history, etc..
Even Moanio and Tranny are in love now
And that he is on his way to the swamp for an emotional reunion, a glorious swansong ;)
They can't all be wrong.


If so, I've a feeling it could all end in tears.

That would be rather nice.

On the one hand I think it would be hilarious if he went to the rags as the money it would cost would be astronomical both in a transfer fee and the wages required. Imagine the disharmony that could create in the swamp dressing room.

On the other hand, he scores goals for fun in his sleep. Without a shadow of doubt he would score plenty for them and they would be a better side in the short term with him in it. The 0-0s they had at home would turn in to wins.

I hope he stays in Madrid. Or has a freak yachting accident in the summer


Can you imagine the clash of egos between Ronaldo and Mourinho ?? Added to that, Cirano Ibrahimovic might still be kept on and with Shrek hanging round like a bad smell, there could be fireworks.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wooders » Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:29 pm

Sadly there is no need to imagine the clash - we've already seen first hand that mourinho already can get the best out of him whilst he managed Real
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:39 pm

Wooders wrote:Sadly there is no need to imagine the clash - we've already seen first hand that mourinho already can get the best out of him whilst he managed Real


In the 2012/13 season at Real Madrid, didn't Mourinho fall out big time with Ronaldo ??

There's always the possibility it could happen again.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby The Maine Man » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:49 pm

Wonderful to read the breaking stories about the Tranny snubbing Utd. Of course it's mutual, not that they can't afford him and he doesn't want to play in a second rate team.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:01 pm

The Maine Man wrote:Wonderful to read the breaking stories about the Tranny snubbing Utd. Of course it's mutual, not that they can't afford him and he doesn't want to play in a second rate team.

Why would he snub the rags? After all, he grew up in a shed at the bottom of the Govan Pisscan's garden, wrapped only in a Ryan Giggs' duvet for warmth and living off Nissin Noodles, the official noodle sponsor of Man U. Surely he'd crawl over broken glass (not to say promises) for the pleasure of being scapegoated every second week by the self-appointed Odious One?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Blue In Bolton » Wed Jun 21, 2017 1:46 pm

Now on Sky about Chelsea and the Rags wanting Lewandowski. Within seconds the breaking news is that Bayern effectively tell them to piss off and that he isn't interested. I think I see a recurring theme here!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Wed Jun 21, 2017 6:59 pm

Daily Star: Jose Mourinho urges Man Utd chiefs to forget about Cristiano Ronaldo and sign Neymar
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footba ... ews-gossip

all you can do is laugh....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:09 pm

Dimples wrote:Daily Star: Jose Mourinho urges Man Utd chiefs to forget about Cristiano Ronaldo and sign Neymar
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/footba ... ews-gossip

all you can do is laugh....

Maybe they meant his dad. Possibly as some sort of tax adviser
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Wed Jun 21, 2017 8:05 pm

Not related to the rags, but a good laugh regardless....

Anyone remember our assistant under Kevin Keegan?

https://streamable.com/692u9

Doing his best Al Pacino impression vs New Zealand
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby dazby » Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:42 am

The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:23 am

dazby wrote:The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.


Which picture?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:34 am

dazby wrote:The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:36 am

Scatman wrote:
dazby wrote:The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.


Which picture?


Link here

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/03/wayne-rooney-and-david-de-gea-model-manchester-uniteds-new-home-kit-amid-transfer-rumours-6751483/

I wont lower the tone of the site by actually posting the pic.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Wed Jul 05, 2017 12:22 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Scatman wrote:
dazby wrote:The rag kit pic with Pogba jerking off two players. Bahahaha

I love the fact that I don't know who one of the players is. The dude on the right. Don't tell me, I don't want to know.


Which picture?


Link here

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/03/wayne-rooney-and-david-de-gea-model-manchester-uniteds-new-home-kit-amid-transfer-rumours-6751483/

I wont lower the tone of the site by actually posting the pic.


Curiosity prevailed and I had a look, but I feel dirty for doing so.

What a set of ridiculous posers though and they all looked really comical, none more so than the Pogba unit.

As an aside, the term "stopper" is used for goalkeepers these days but when I was younger, a lifetime ago, it was used to describe a centre-half.

Things certainly change during the passage of time.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:27 pm

Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him :lol:


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:37 pm

CTID Hants wrote:Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him :lol:


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

Notice how it doesn't show her face? Maybe it's Colleen.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:18 pm

nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him :lol:


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

Notice how it doesn't show her face? Maybe it's Colleen.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:18 pm

nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him :lol:


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

Notice how it doesn't show her face? Maybe it's Colleen.


obviously very classy sporting those lovely rings
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:27 pm

nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:Maureen has got himself an admirer, with some 20 tattoos relating to him :lol:


https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.marc ... b457d.html

Notice how it doesn't show her face? Maybe it's Colleen.

Definately a Rooney connection to it if you look at both the pics - she seems to be an OAP.
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