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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Nov 04, 2020 11:21 pm

When asked about the game tonight, Bobby Charlton replied, “It was a shower of shit, glad I never played for them”
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:51 am

On the caf : "Does the UK have an extradition treaty with Greece?"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu Nov 05, 2020 12:52 am

nottsblue wrote:When asked about the game tonight, Bobby Charlton replied, “It was a shower of shit, glad I never played for them”

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dubciteh » Fri Nov 13, 2020 8:16 pm

Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?
derby day the scores were level,
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Nov 13, 2020 8:21 pm

has to be a bad joke ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Burt » Fri Nov 13, 2020 8:21 pm

Dubciteh wrote:Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?


I believe one of his mates topped himself?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:06 pm

Burt wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?


I believe one of his mates topped himself?


I heard he’s slept with a 17 year old and he was arrested for kidnap?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby ENIAM NAM » Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:40 pm

Mase wrote:
Burt wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?


I believe one of his mates topped himself?


I heard he’s slept with a 17 year old and he was arrested for kidnap?

Think that might be one of our own.....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:47 pm

ENIAM NAM wrote:
Mase wrote:
Burt wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?


I believe one of his mates topped himself?


I heard he’s slept with a 17 year old and he was arrested for kidnap?

Think that might be one of our own.....


?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby ENIAM NAM » Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:47 pm

Mase wrote:
ENIAM NAM wrote:
Mase wrote:
Burt wrote:
Dubciteh wrote:Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?


I believe one of his mates topped himself?


I heard he’s slept with a 17 year old and he was arrested for kidnap?

Think that might be one of our own.....


?

Not sure should name names on here, but the 20 something year old premier league footballer arrested for “rape and imprisonment” is a City player by all accounts.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:01 am

I'd rather hoped Mendy's exit would be a bit more dignified, but any port in a storm.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:29 am

ENIAM NAM wrote:Not sure should name names on here, but the 20 something year old premier league footballer arrested for “rape and imprisonment” is a City player by all accounts.


Ahh must be all bollocks then because I heard it was Greenwood and the story was quite detailed. It’s probably the exact same story you’ve heard but with names changed.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:21 am

On second thoughts.....
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:32 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:On second thoughts.....


Mendy & Rodri spit-roast........?

Not fair on Rodri .......
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:04 pm

salford city wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:On second thoughts.....


Mendy & Rodri spit-roast........?

Not fair on Rodri .......


Rodri isn’t mobile enough for anything like that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:31 pm

Mase wrote:
salford city wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:On second thoughts.....


Mendy & Rodri spit-roast........?

Not fair on Rodri .......


Rodri isn’t mobile enough for anything like that.


.........................................and the other one would injure himself before he even got to his zipper.
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Nov 27, 2020 2:10 pm

I'll just bump this up again.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:32 pm

zuricity wrote:I'll just bump this up again.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:46 am

Brilliant stat in this BBC article: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/55235876

Amazingly, since reaching the final in 2011, United have won only two individual Champions League knockout round matches, in 2014 when David Moyes' side came back from a 2-0 first-leg deficit to beat Olympiakos and in 2019, in that amazing night against PSG, when Marcus Rashford's injury-time penalty overturned a two-goal defeat from the first leg at Old Trafford.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby london blue 2 » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:03 am

We'd better beat these cunts at the weekend
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