The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Mourinho asked if #mufc can get to Juventus' level: 'To go to the Juventus level? Barcelona? Real Madrid? How can you reach that level? Manchester City level?' #mufc

Chortle.

He's gone full Moyes, he's definitely trying to get the sack.

Chortle.

[carl_feedthegoat]

[nottsblue]

To be fair, the back five of Juventus last night made sure they were always going to be favourites.

Barzagli, Chiellini, Lukaku, Bonucci and Sandro will ensure no goals are scored

[PeterParker]

To be fair, the back five of Juventus last night made sure they were always going to be favourites.

Barzagli, Chiellini, Lukaku, Bonucci and Sandro will ensure no goals are scored

Pmsl.

[RodneyRodney]

Looking angry down at Cafe Rouge

"Is Mourinho’s time as United manager up?
Yes
1,794 vote(s) 70.6%
No
310 vote(s) 12.2%
Not yet - needs more time to see if he can turn it around
436 vote(s) 17.2%"

'twas around 75% out before Toon

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Looking angry down at Cafe Rouge

"Is Mourinho’s time as United manager up?
Yes
1,794 vote(s) 70.6%
No
310 vote(s) 12.2%
Not yet - needs more time to see if he can turn it around
436 vote(s) 17.2%"

'twas around 75% out before Toon

What's the difference between 'No' and 'Not Yet'? Do the 'Noes' expect him to stay for ever, even after death? The best any of us can hope for is that our time is not up yet!

[Hazy2]

Looking angry down at Cafe Rouge

"Is Mourinho’s time as United manager up?
Yes
1,794 vote(s) 70.6%
No
310 vote(s) 12.2%
Not yet - needs more time to see if he can turn it around
436 vote(s) 17.2%"

'twas around 75% out before Toon

What's the difference between 'No' and 'Not Yet'? Do the 'Noes' expect him to stay for ever, even after death? The best any of us can hope for is that our time is not up yet!

I wonder what FRED is thinking !

[carl_feedthegoat]

Looking angry down at Cafe Rouge

"Is Mourinho’s time as United manager up?
Yes
1,794 vote(s) 70.6%
No
310 vote(s) 12.2%
Not yet - needs more time to see if he can turn it around
436 vote(s) 17.2%"

'twas around 75% out before Toon

What's the difference between 'No' and 'Not Yet'? Do the 'Noes' expect him to stay for ever, even after death? The best any of us can hope for is that our time is not up yet!

I wonder what FRED is thinking !

Fred and Sanchez —— oh how we laughed at dodging those fucking expensive flops !

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

I'm not sure this Fred character actually exists. Has anyone ever seen him? I think the whole thing was made up by the media.

[nottsblue]

I'm not sure this Fred character actually exists. Has anyone ever seen him? I think the whole thing was made up by the media.

Maybe it’s that rag dickhead who owns the bookies

[PeterParker]

So read that Maureen had another conflict. This time with the Juventus fans and he reminded them his treble at Inter.

Funny, but the Special One went full looney bin.

[zuricity]

I'm not sure this Fred character actually exists. Has anyone ever seen him? I think the whole thing was made up by the media.

give the subject it's own Fred mate.

[Green & Blue]

Martial has rejected new contract offer. Good for him

[Hazy2]

I have nephews who despite the brain washing are starting to rebel. Can't be bothered was the answer to
Are you going to the Everton game. The footballs rubbish, dads a nightmare at the game. Takes it out on us all week. I like De Gea and Pogba but the rest are rubbish. Looking back you get conditioned to watching your team over years of being crap
an acceptance it is just the way it is. Nice to hear the scum are on that journey and the next gen have no time for
Watching CRAP. Oh and it gets better we used to meet up with such and such they don't bother travelling now
So we have the tickets for a lot of the games even the Derby. Meltdown F.C

[Beefymcfc]

Do they have no shame? Just like the Chilean miners, now they've got the Thai Cave Boys across so that they can milk another near tragedy.

Poor bastards, having to watch that shit.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

Do they have no shame? Just like the Chilean miners, now they've got the Thai Cave Boys across so that they can milk another near tragedy.

Poor bastards, having to watch that shit.

They'll wish they were back in that cave by half-time.

[john@staustell]

Do they have no shame? Just like the Chilean miners, now they've got the Thai Cave Boys across so that they can milk another near tragedy.

Poor bastards, having to watch that shit.

My thoughts exactly. You'd have thought they'd had enough grief

[johnny crossan]

Do they have no shame? Just like the Chilean miners, now they've got the Thai Cave Boys across so that they can milk another near tragedy.

Poor bastards, having to watch that shit.

My thoughts exactly. You'd have thought they'd had enough grief

you'd have to be stuck in a cave to be a rag fanboy these days

[john@staustell]

Do they have no shame? Just like the Chilean miners, now they've got the Thai Cave Boys across so that they can milk another near tragedy.

Poor bastards, having to watch that shit.

My thoughts exactly. You'd have thought they'd had enough grief

you'd have to be stuck in a cave to be a rag fanboy these days

Bloody hell they look bored. Need another rescue mission to get the poor fuckers out of there

[Hutch's Shoulder]

ITV News just announced that the rag win lifted them to within 5 points of ……. the top four