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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby ruralblue » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:51 pm

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craigmcfc wrote:David McNamara, who was the ref for the women's game against Reading at the end of October, has been suspended for 3 weeks.

Now, are you ready for the reason? He forgot his coin, so the captains did "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to decide the "toss". :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sums up the FA perfectly. A referee uses initiative to determine who gets to KO a football match, which lets be honest, in the great scheme of things doesn’t mean much. He is banned for three weeks.

Other referees miss blatant handballs, reckless challenges, players removing their shirts after scoring FFS and many other transgressions which can and do directly influence the outcome of games, yet fuck all is done about it.

A farce


Would it not have made more sense for him to get a coin from someone on the touchline?


Nah fuck that Scatman, how cool would it be to watch em deciding kick off with Paper, Stone or Scissors
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:07 pm

ruralblue wrote:
Scatman wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
craigmcfc wrote:David McNamara, who was the ref for the women's game against Reading at the end of October, has been suspended for 3 weeks.

Now, are you ready for the reason? He forgot his coin, so the captains did "Rock, Paper, Scissors" to decide the "toss". :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sums up the FA perfectly. A referee uses initiative to determine who gets to KO a football match, which lets be honest, in the great scheme of things doesn’t mean much. He is banned for three weeks.

Other referees miss blatant handballs, reckless challenges, players removing their shirts after scoring FFS and many other transgressions which can and do directly influence the outcome of games, yet fuck all is done about it.

A farce


Would it not have made more sense for him to get a coin from someone on the touchline?


Nah fuck that Scatman, how cool would it be to watch em deciding kick off with Paper, Stone or Scissors


He probably forgot accidentally on purpose so that they could do that :)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:36 am

He might have misheard them and thought they'd just said scissors
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:12 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby branny » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:29 am

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And a a bonus:

https://streamable.com/17vhk


And after the parrot fashion "20 times" (long may that continue) and "come back when you've surpassed our astronomical total of champions league trophies" it's great to know that our 18 yr old starlet also has more epl medals too.
Balotelli......that's a brilliant finish.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:32 am

Same Sergio, different day. Rags still shit

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby dazby » Fri Nov 16, 2018 10:50 am

Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:16 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Nov 17, 2018 11:24 am

RodneyRodney wrote:Family man's LOSS % now 50%


He will soon be free to take up his destined role as successor to Maureen.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Plain Speaking » Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:32 pm

I hope the rags buy Pickford if De Gea moves on. I think he's incredibly overrated.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:33 pm

Plain Speaking wrote:I hope the rags buy Pickford if De Gea moves on. I think he's incredibly overrated.


One overrated player for another.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:44 pm

Mase wrote:
Plain Speaking wrote:I hope the rags buy Pickford if De Gea moves on. I think he's incredibly overrated.


One overrated player for another.

DeGea overrated?

Probably saves them 10-15 points a season. Whether he is the best in the world is very much open to debate, but he is one of, if not the best, in the PL.

Pickford would be a huge downgrade
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:12 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Plain Speaking wrote:I hope the rags buy Pickford if De Gea moves on. I think he's incredibly overrated.


One overrated player for another.

DeGea overrated?

Probably saves them 10-15 points a season. Whether he is the best in the world is very much open to debate, but he is one of, if not the best, in the PL.

Pickford would be a huge downgrade


I sometimes wonder about you fellas, why on earth would Pickford want to go to a mid table outfit ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:28 pm

zuricity wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Plain Speaking wrote:I hope the rags buy Pickford if De Gea moves on. I think he's incredibly overrated.


One overrated player for another.

DeGea overrated?

Probably saves them 10-15 points a season. Whether he is the best in the world is very much open to debate, but he is one of, if not the best, in the PL.

Pickford would be a huge downgrade


I sometimes wonder about you fellas, why on earth would Pickford want to go to a mid table outfit ?

More money and cement his place as England’s number one.

But it’s just paper bollox anyways
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:06 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Plain Speaking wrote:I hope the rags buy Pickford if De Gea moves on. I think he's incredibly overrated.


One overrated player for another.

DeGea overrated?

Probably saves them 10-15 points a season. Whether he is the best in the world is very much open to debate, but he is one of, if not the best, in the PL.

Pickford would be a huge downgrade


Doesn't come off his line. Is often beaten at his near post. Good shot stopper, but so was Joe Hart.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby everyonehatesus » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:18 pm

Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Plain Speaking wrote:I hope the rags buy Pickford if De Gea moves on. I think he's incredibly overrated.


One overrated player for another.

DeGea overrated?

Probably saves them 10-15 points a season. Whether he is the best in the world is very much open to debate, but he is one of, if not the best, in the PL.

Pickford would be a huge downgrade


Doesn't come off his line. Is often beaten at his near post. Good shot stopper, but so was Joe Hart.

With out any doubt their most important and consistent player, if they lost him two years ago they would have been mid table at best. Woth anywhere from 15 to 20 a season for them. It would be a massive loss to them. I understand nobody likes to say anything good about the scum to sometimes you just have to hold your hands up and be honest. He's been class for them, so much so that you would never believe he was the same keeper that they had in his first season. I would love to see him leave, they really would be fucked
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Nov 18, 2018 8:23 pm

I'd love to see proof of this 15-20 points a season :lol:

Complete bollocks!! He makes a couple of MOTD saves a season. That's it. 15-20 points is ridiculous.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:44 am

Mase wrote:I'd love to see proof of this 15-20 points a season :lol:

Complete bollocks!! He makes a couple of MOTD saves a season. That's it. 15-20 points is ridiculous.


And the dumbest post of the week goes to Mase! (for the 46th week in a row in 2018)

You are very, very dumb.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:28 am

bigblue wrote:
Mase wrote:I'd love to see proof of this 15-20 points a season :lol:

Complete bollocks!! He makes a couple of MOTD saves a season. That's it. 15-20 points is ridiculous.


And the dumbest post of the week goes to Mase! (for the 46th week in a row in 2018)

You are very, very dumb.


Here we go again, the guy that supports City because he liked the colour of the kit and is best mates with Phips.

So no proof then?

I'm sure posters don't really want to see the back and to from us again in another thread you fat yank prick. So just turn it in or foe me you soft cunt.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:08 am

everyonehatesus wrote:
Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Plain Speaking wrote:I hope the rags buy Pickford if De Gea moves on. I think he's incredibly overrated.


One overrated player for another.

DeGea overrated?

Probably saves them 10-15 points a season. Whether he is the best in the world is very much open to debate, but he is one of, if not the best, in the PL.

Pickford would be a huge downgrade


Doesn't come off his line. Is often beaten at his near post. Good shot stopper, but so was Joe Hart.

With out any doubt their most important and consistent player, if they lost him two years ago they would have been mid table at best. Woth anywhere from 15 to 20 a season for them. It would be a massive loss to them. I understand nobody likes to say anything good about the scum to sometimes you just have to hold your hands up and be honest. He's been class for them, so much so that you would never believe he was the same keeper that they had in his first season. I would love to see him leave, they really would be fucked


Without him they would likely have missed out on CL spots last season but his form has taken a nosedive since the World Cup and it's showing in their results, he doesn't seem to be making them top drawer saves that won them so many points last season, long may it continue.
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