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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 12:46 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:32 pm

Citizen Khan actor [some Muslim name with lots of A's] has just been on Celebrity Mastermind. Scored 4 on specialist subject Fergiescum and 1 on general knowledge. Says it all really.

I quite like watching this version of Mastermind. What is the capital of France - pass. How many are there in a dozen - pass. Basically, most celebs are just fucking thick.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:16 pm

Lakaku’s Voodoo story :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:18 pm

Moshiri “if I tell you what we offered Lukaku you wouldn’t believe me. His agent came to finch farm to sign contract then Lukaku phones his mother” and there was a pilgrimage to Africa and some sort of voodoo that says he had to sign for Chelsea. “What can you do?”
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:25 pm

AG7 wrote:Moshiri “if I tell you what we offered Lukaku you wouldn’t believe me. His agent came to finch farm to sign contract then Lukaku phones his mother” and there was a pilgrimage to Africa and some sort of voodoo that says he had to sign for Chelsea. “What can you do?”

Offer more money you fool!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:04 pm

Good man Wio.

You millionaires can get daylight at 5am can you ?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... t-11821806
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:21 pm

Dimples wrote:Good man Wio.

You millionaires can get daylight at 5am can you ?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... t-11821806


If he ever gets into the boxing ring, here's hoping his opponent will knock the living daylights out of him.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:33 pm

Groundhog Day.

Rags will be difficult to beat come February.
Sanchez is the latest to join Bale, Ozil, Dybala and Moura at the Rags.
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Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:03 pm

Dimples wrote:Groundhog Day.

Rags will be difficult to beat come February.
Sanchez is the latest to join Bale, Ozil, Dybala and Moura at the Rags.


Can PeP just come out and say that Sanchez won't be signing for any of Ken Dodds Diddy men ?
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wooders » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:11 am

Dimples wrote:Groundhog Day.

Rags will be difficult to beat come February.
Sanchez is the latest to join Bale, Ozil, Dybala and Moura at the Rags.


I had some fun whilst scanning through YouTube’s live feeds last night when I found a Man Utd transfer thing - fucking hilarious live chat with some inbred looking goon about where Sanchez will fit in with Bale and Griezzman and how arsenal will really want the amazing mikitarian in exchange for Sanchez so they’ll beat us to it
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:25 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42662677

Chuckle in charge of a national team? Surely surely not
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:30 pm

nottsblue wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42662677

Chuckle in charge of a national team? Surely surely not


If anyone was of a more caustic disposition, they might suggest that that could be a job, perfectly fitted, for the Family Man............??!!!???
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wooders » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:58 am

nottsblue wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42662677

Chuckle in charge of a national team? Surely surely not

Another FA yes man
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:01 pm

The rags have announced a new signing. A top striker from Ireland

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42676716
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:40 am

do like this quote on the beeb hys about VAR “Imagine if VAR was introduced in 1991 Man United would have no Trophies to their name.”
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Kippax Sean » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:58 am

zuricity wrote:do like this quote on the beeb hys about VAR “Imagine if VAR was introduced in 1991 Man United would have no Trophies to their name.”

Manipulating and cheating there way to trophies for several years after aswell.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:02 pm

Kippax Sean wrote:
zuricity wrote:do like this quote on the beeb hys about VAR “Imagine if VAR was introduced in 1991 Man United would have no Trophies to their name.”

Manipulating and cheating there way to trophies for several years after aswell.

VAR would have been manipulated to suit.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:05 pm

Family man to be appointed Wales boss tomorrow. Can only assume Wales didn't enjoy their experience at a summer championship and don't want to qualify for another one
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:14 pm

nottsblue wrote:Family man to be appointed Wales boss tomorrow. Can only assume Wales didn't enjoy their experience at a summer championship and don't want to qualify for another one


I hope there is a clause in his contract that lets him manage the rags on a part-time basis when that job becomes available.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:53 pm

Now now, where’s that thread ... ;)
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