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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:43 am

Just received the following text message :

"United are the only club in world football to move from 6th to 6th in 6 years despite spending over £800m.

Staggering level of con-6-tency!"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:20 am

zuricity wrote:Just received the following text message :

"United are the only club in world football to move from 6th to 6th in 6 years despite spending over £800m.

Staggering level of con-6-tency!"

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sat Apr 13, 2019 10:31 am

nottsblue wrote:
zuricity wrote:Just received the following text message :

"United are the only club in world football to move from 6th to 6th in 6 years despite spending over £800m.

Staggering level of con-6-tency!"

Likey


It would have been cheaper to stick with Moysie.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:12 pm

Never can get tired of Phil Jones

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:22 am

They missed a shot in that collection:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:59 pm

Gave A LOT of possession to West Ham. Something like 57%, Some speculated perhaps that was the most ever to the hammers at OT.

Only got those pens and overall not too impressive.

We cannot allow another example of what happened last year after we took a lead and should be thinking revenge against their "stop City" mentality.

Yet, most of their fans would probably rather us win than Liverpool anyway.

Curious to see how they do at the Camp Nou. Most likely battered, but who knows.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:15 am

PrezIke wrote:Gave A LOT of possession to West Ham. Something like 57%, Some speculated perhaps that was the most ever to the hammers at OT.

Only got those pens and overall not too impressive.

We cannot allow another example of what happened last year after we took a lead and should be thinking revenge against their "stop City" mentality.

Yet, most of their fans would probably rather us win than Liverpool anyway.

Curious to see how they do at the Camp Nou. Most likely battered, but who knows.


Battered would be my bet. Ref is not going to disallow legit Barca goals or throw a couple of penos their way.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:43 am

And .............. still 6th.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:47 am

Beefymcfc wrote:And .............. still 6th.


At least they've won the Champs League though against PSG.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:48 am

Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:And .............. still 6th.


At least they've won the Champs League though against PSG.

Not really, that was just the warm up game for the real final over in Barcelona.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:56 am

Beefymcfc wrote:
Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:And .............. still 6th.


At least they've won the Champs League though against PSG.

Not really, that was just the warm up game for the real final over in Barcelona.


I believe Spurs and the Rags both shared the trophy this year.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:16 am

Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:And .............. still 6th.


At least they've won the Champs League though against PSG.

Not really, that was just the warm up game for the real final over in Barcelona.


I believe Spurs and the Rags both shared the trophy this year.

And Spurs will be crying into that 'Trophy' by 2200 hrs tomorrow night!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:12 pm

You have to give it to Ed Woodward, he is good at his job. I didn’t think he could top Gollum and Jose, but now I think he has. What a guy.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:16 pm

Sanchez’s touch map:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby lovecity8utd » Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:28 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Sanchez’s touch map:


Saw that and loved it
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:37 pm

lovecity8utd wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:Sanchez’s touch map:


Saw that and loved it

Earned his brass this week then :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Sparklehorse » Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:43 pm

£350,000 he got paid for that one touch ........
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:11 am

Roy Keane's description of Pogba was very very funny.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:01 am

We shouldnt laugh.
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