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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:57 pm

The deluded one signs a contract extension .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:32 pm

The happy one committing himself for another few years.

That's great news.

And sky doing a tribute to the three trophies he's already won at united.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 6:34 pm

Original Dub wrote:The happy one committing himself for another few years.

That's great news.

And sky doing a tribute to the three trophies he's already won at united.

Going to cost them a small fortune in 6months time when they are sacking him. Great news
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:08 pm

3 Trophies ? They Are Still Going With The 3 Trophies ? Community Shield A Fucking Trophy ????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:44 pm

City64 wrote:3 Trophies ? They Are Still Going With The 3 Trophies ? Community Shield A Fucking Trophy ????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


i got a Community shield once and confused it, i went past go and collected 200 quid! not bad eh?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:55 pm

City64 wrote:3 Trophies ? They Are Still Going With The 3 Trophies ? Community Shield A Fucking Trophy ????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's officially a major trophy.
It was upgraded by sky when bacon retired.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:16 am

ESPN
Maureen having a pop at Pep saying sour grapes ove Sanchez . Unless I missed something Pep was quite complimentary , going as far as to say they have a fantastic player and wishing him well .
I hope the cunt implodes as he is being flushed down the bowl at Old Toilet
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:41 am

carolina-blue wrote:ESPN
Maureen having a pop at Pep saying sour grapes ove Sanchez . Unless I missed something Pep was quite complimentary , going as far as to say they have a fantastic player and wishing him well .
I hope the cunt implodes as he is being flushed down the bowl at Old Toilet


Mate, they are polar opposites of us in every way. Amazing how we're the enemy of football when we are at all times dignified from top to bottom. These rag fucks scream arrogance and self praise at every given opportunity and it is roundly celebrated.

They are the perfect enemy for us and he is the ideal person to lead them. His latest gem:

"But the reality is without Manchester United the industry would be in trouble"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby hayling22 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:48 am

"When you see the tree with amazing oranges at the top of the tree but cannot get there," Mourinho told reporters.
"You say, 'Oh, I got the lower ones because I don't like the ones at the top'.
"But you do like the ones at the top. They're so nice, so orange, so round, so full of juice. But you can't get there.
"So you say, 'I don't want to go there' or 'I didn't like it, I prefer the other ones'. It reminds me of that story."

The guy is talking total jibberish...........wonder if he is in the early stages of something!?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:16 am

But the reality is without Manchester United the industry would be in trouble"

Your right partner they deserve each other .
Good thing living over here is I’m pretty insulated against the shit you guys have to put up with.
Bad thing is They believe every word over here listening to some of the stuff they come out with is unreal at times .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:18 am

Sanchez is a ripe juicy orange perfect for eating right now - Mo is correct.
But that is the problem.
There is no shelf life at 29. Instant short term gratification or nothing. This is one orange that will rot very quicklyy and was overpriced and may rot the other oranges.

Currently we have a basket of juicy oranges that have us top of the pile with an orange TREE in the back yard and a ladder to keep us supplied moving forward.

lol
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:19 am

Sanchez is a ripe juicy orange perfect for eating right now - Mo is correct.
But that is the problem.
There is no shelf life at 29. Instant short term gratification or nothing. This is one orange that will rot very quicklyy and was overpriced and may rot the other oranges.

Currently we have a basket of juicy oranges that have us top of the pile with an orange TREE in the back yard and a ladder to keep us supplied moving forward.

lol
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby littlebig » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:05 am

Excellent news Mou signing contract extension. He’s poison and the longer he stays there the more damage he’ll do to them
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Sparklehorse » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:32 am

Juicy orange?
I think he’s nearer a sour grape !!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Woodyblue » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:56 am

hayling22 wrote:"When you see the tree with amazing oranges at the top of the tree but cannot get there," Mourinho told reporters.
"You say, 'Oh, I got the lower ones because I don't like the ones at the top'.
"But you do like the ones at the top. They're so nice, so orange, so round, so full of juice. But you can't get there.
"So you say, 'I don't want to go there' or 'I didn't like it, I prefer the other ones'. It reminds me of that story."

The guy is talking total jibberish...........wonder if he is in the early stages of something!?

He’s taking the pith
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:01 am

Lemons, more like.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:11 am

Not that keen on oranges, now crush one and give me a nice glass of juice and I'm all in.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby edge275 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:31 am

Mourinho has turned into the perfect pantomime villain.

Honestly?

I like it. More entertainment please.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:54 am

edge275 wrote:Mourinho has turned into the perfect pantomime villain.

Honestly?

I like it. More entertainment please.


He’s behind you LOL



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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:48 pm

I am unable to post the scum all warming up in the car park but if anyone can I am sure it will give hours of piss taking.
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