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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dipstick » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:53 pm

Rags vs West Brom
1 de Gea
25 A Valencia
12 Smalling
2 Lindelöf
18 Young
21 Herrera
31 Matic
6 Pogba
8 Mata
9 R Lukaku
7 Sánchez

That lineup looks 100% mercenary to me.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:02 pm

Dipstick wrote:Rags vs West Brom
1 de Gea
25 A Valencia
12 Smalling
2 Lindelöf
18 Young
21 Herrera
31 Matic
6 Pogba
8 Mata
9 R Lukaku
7 Sánchez

That lineup looks 100% mercenary to me.

Looks all home grown to me ;))) and Rafael
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gillie » Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:31 pm

john68 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting


I want an ocean going sea yacht...a couple of £million in the bank and around 40yrs knocked of my age.
I reckon I have a better chance than the rags of achieving my wish list.

Even with 40 years knocked off your age you would still be 50 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john68 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:32 pm

gillie wrote:
john68 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting


I want an ocean going sea yacht...a couple of £million in the bank and around 40yrs knocked of my age.
I reckon I have a better chance than the rags of achieving my wish list.

Even with 40 years knocked off your age you would still be 50 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby budfox » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:22 pm

May have been posted before but this tattoo is hilarious.

Not only does it appear that bacon face died five years ago, aged 27, but his name is spelt wrong too.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:36 pm

budfox wrote:May have been posted before but this tattoo is hilarious.

Not only does it appear that bacon face died five years ago, aged 27, but his name is spelt wrong too.

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:lol: what a total bellend :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:36 pm

It appears to be the rags transfer policy to try and buy every player we are supposed to be interested in.
Sad in the extreme.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:18 pm

sheblue wrote:It appears to be the rags transfer policy to try and buy every player we are supposed to be interested in.
Sad in the extreme.

Sanchez!
Let them keep trying :)))
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby JamieMCFC » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:00 pm

Not sure if this fits in here.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:07 pm

JamieMCFC wrote:Not sure if this fits in here.


Ouch!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Fri May 04, 2018 5:55 am

Pep nearly joined the rags apparently

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... avid-moyes

I love this line. Too funny.

 In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports,Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri May 04, 2018 8:41 am

Original Dub wrote:Pep nearly joined the rags apparently

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... avid-moyes

I love this line. Too funny.

 In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports,Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Fri May 04, 2018 9:40 am

Original Dub wrote:Pep nearly joined the rags apparently

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/ ... avid-moyes

I love this line. Too funny.

 In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports,Cruyff says Pep and United had been "aligned", but the Old Trafford club eventually opted for David Moyes instead.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Fri May 04, 2018 11:45 am

I've been sitting here worrying what Jordi Cruyff's opinion was on many things. I can rest in peace at last.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Fri May 04, 2018 12:30 pm

john@staustell wrote:I've been sitting here worrying what Jordi Cruyff's opinion was on many things. I can rest in peace at last.



Lol gotta keep the Rags relevant dear me
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri May 04, 2018 2:09 pm

carolina-blue wrote:
john@staustell wrote:I've been sitting here worrying what Jordi Cruyff's opinion was on many things. I can rest in peace at last.



Lol gotta keep the Rags relevant dear me

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby JamieMCFC » Fri May 04, 2018 3:17 pm

Slippy G is the new Rangers manager. :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Fri May 04, 2018 3:28 pm

JamieMCFC wrote:Slippy G is the new Rangers manager. :lol:

How did he blag his way into that? Two trouncings by Celtic and he will be yesterday's news hopefully.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri May 04, 2018 5:49 pm

JamieMCFC wrote:Slippy G is the new Rangers manager. :lol:

I just don't get it. Almost as bewildering as Giggs getting the Wales job and RatBoy 2 getting the ladies job.

He must've promised them a few of the Dipperpool youngsters to help with their squad otherwise I just can't see the point.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri May 04, 2018 5:52 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
JamieMCFC wrote:Slippy G is the new Rangers manager. :lol:

I just don't get it. Almost as bewildering as Giggs getting the Wales job and RatBoy 2 getting the ladies job.

He must've promised them a few of the Dipperpool youngsters to help with their squad otherwise I just can't see the point.

Give it a year and he will be out on his ear and at someplace like Oldham. Hope he fails badly
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