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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu May 18, 2017 7:36 pm

PeterParker wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Have you heard about the dyslexic rag fan who used to support the dippers?

He used to say YNWA

Now he just says YAWN


That is what the 6pecial One brings to the table! :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one PP
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Thu May 18, 2017 9:16 pm

Pep tells ratboy to fuck off

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Thu May 18, 2017 9:28 pm

bigblue wrote:Pep tells ratboy to fuck off



Brilliant. I don't like Pep but I respect him there.

First bringing up how shit of a pundit (and manager) Neville is.

Second responding perfectly to that stupid fuckin question. So every team should play like Chelsea and they'll win? How, when only one team can win the league at any one time. Interviewer must have sank in his seat when he realised it was a mong of an example!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu May 18, 2017 9:55 pm

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bigblue wrote:Pep tells ratboy to fuck off



Brilliant. I don't like Pep but I respect him there.

First bringing up how shit of a pundit (and manager) Neville is.

Second responding perfectly to that stupid fuckin question. So every team should play like Chelsea and they'll win? How, when only one team can win the league at any one time. Interviewer must have sank in his seat when he realised it was a mong of an example!

I wish people would stop giving that ferret-faced, shit-the-bed mop-flopper Neville credit for being a pundit. He's a fucking moron who knows far less than he should do for someone who has played professional football at the top level for so long. The reason he doesn't is because his brain is the size of a rodent's.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu May 18, 2017 10:35 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
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bigblue wrote:Pep tells ratboy to fuck off



Brilliant. I don't like Pep but I respect him there.

First bringing up how shit of a pundit (and manager) Neville is.

Second responding perfectly to that stupid fuckin question. So every team should play like Chelsea and they'll win? How, when only one team can win the league at any one time. Interviewer must have sank in his seat when he realised it was a mong of an example!

I wish people would stop giving that ferret-faced, shit-the-bed mop-flopper Neville credit for being a pundit. He's a fucking moron who knows far less than he should do for someone who has played professional football at the top level for so long. The reason he doesn't is because his brain is the size of a rodent's.


Loving the Ratboy hate, if the cunt hadn't been a good footballer he'd be Gareth from The Office.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri May 19, 2017 6:01 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Mase wrote:
bigblue wrote:Pep tells ratboy to fuck off



Brilliant. I don't like Pep but I respect him there.

First bringing up how shit of a pundit (and manager) Neville is.

Second responding perfectly to that stupid fuckin question. So every team should play like Chelsea and they'll win? How, when only one team can win the league at any one time. Interviewer must have sank in his seat when he realised it was a mong of an example!

I wish people would stop giving that ferret-faced, shit-the-bed mop-flopper Neville credit for being a pundit. He's a fucking moron who knows far less than he should do for someone who has played professional football at the top level for so long. The reason he doesn't is because his brain is the size of a rodent's.


Loving the Ratboy hate, if the cunt hadn't been a good footballer he'd be Gareth from The Office.


He's the type of cunt that would be cleaning the bins at Gigg Lane telling all the kids that were giving him shit that his dad used to 'run this club'. Rapist.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Fri May 19, 2017 6:55 am

When was that interview broadcast? or has it been? Can't find anything else online about it.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Fri May 19, 2017 11:18 am

Just got sent this little nugget...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Fri May 19, 2017 11:26 am

CTID Hants wrote:Just got sent this little nugget...
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Excellent. I've just been told that the Glazers, God bless 'em, took £30 million pocket-money out of the rag cash-machine last season.
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Postby Tokyo Blue » Fri May 19, 2017 12:47 pm

That's a belter, Hants. Nice one.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby london blue 2 » Fri May 19, 2017 1:05 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john68 » Sat May 20, 2017 4:54 am

Considering the rags made a ched load of money last season and their debt has risen, I am surprised that the figure was as low as £30M.
Maybe the balance of the cash was paid to Pogba's hairdresser.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Sat May 20, 2017 1:52 pm

john68 wrote:Considering the rags made a ched load of money last season and their debt has risen, I am surprised that the figure was as low as £30M.
Maybe the balance of the cash was paid to Pogba's hairdresser.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john68 » Sun May 21, 2017 6:34 am

...and the Lord sayeth unto Mourinho; "Come forth my son."
...and Mourinho replied; "Fuck off Lord, you taking the piss?...We're fucking stuck in 6th."

The number 6, doesn't seem to be a good one for the rags in recent years, does it.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun May 21, 2017 11:50 am

Just seen a banner that the rags made and hung from OT about Liverpool's "Mickey Mouse" Treble. Who's laughing now?!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun May 21, 2017 11:52 am

john68 wrote:...and the Lord sayeth unto Mourinho; "Come forth my son."
...and Mourinho replied; "Fuck off Lord, you taking the piss?...We're fucking stuck in 6th."

The number 6, doesn't seem to be a good one for the rags in recent years, does it.


You're right John and 666 seems to depict Mourinho's tenure pretty well also :lol: .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Sun May 21, 2017 12:04 pm

Mase wrote:Just seen a banner that the rags made and hung from OT about Liverpool's "Mickey Mouse" Treble. Who's laughing now?!


I made the mistake of switching on Talkspite this morning and all they (that idiot woman Georgie Bingham and some other cockney dumbhead - think it might have been Ray Parlour) were spouting about, was the Scum's big game against Ajax.

However, they were so inconsistent; on the one hand, they pontificated that no Ajax player would get into the Scum's starting XI and all that the Swamp dwellers had to do to win, was to turn up and then, to contradict this they stated that the Scum were "sweating" on the availability of Bogbrush of all people.

After ten minutes of that garbage, my breakfast was preparing to claw its way back into the sunlight so I retreated to the relative sanity of 5Live.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun May 21, 2017 12:19 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Sun May 21, 2017 12:35 pm

Mase wrote:Just seen a banner that the rags made and hung from OT about Liverpool's "Mickey Mouse" Treble. Who's laughing now?!


I'm still trying to find a picture of the banner they made, taking the piss out of us playing Thursday night football.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Sun May 21, 2017 1:07 pm

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Cheers Mase, I've downloaded that, I've got something to hound the Wankers with regardless of the result on Thursday
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