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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:19 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:seems the penny is starting to drop regarding lukaku


With regards to what?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:37 pm

With regards that he's a flat track bully, that he's high on physicality and very ordinary on skill.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:39 pm

Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:seems the penny is starting to drop regarding lukaku


With regards to what?


that he's actually pretty shit and not 'u****d quality'
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:47 pm

Now here's something I always like to see.

https://www.premierleague.com/tables?team=U21&co=16&se=90

Although tbh, we've not got a lot to shout about either.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby dazby » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:40 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:seems the penny is starting to drop regarding lukaku


With regards to what?


that he's actually pretty shit and not 'u****d quality'


We’ve known that for a while, but there’s still no context for your comment.

Also unrelated. It seems that NT is leading us on a merry dance.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:06 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:seems the penny is starting to drop regarding lukaku


With regards to what?


that he's actually pretty shit and not 'u****d quality'


That's a fact.
They've got Gill, pulling strings in Uefa. They've got the Media creaming their pants all over them and haven't twigged that you actually need a football team.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:15 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:seems the penny is starting to drop regarding lukaku


With regards to what?


that he's actually pretty shit and not 'u****d quality'

still deemed thrice the market value of a Son of God. :lol:
At least, by the "Brain Trust" there in Strefford.
wish my maths was good enough to compute it in Pogbas, but I fear it's too big demand for my little lone neuron.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:34 pm

Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:seems the penny is starting to drop regarding lukaku


With regards to what?


that he's actually pretty shit and not 'u****d quality'


That's a fact.


Sorry to disagree chaps, but I think he does fall into that category that the Scum regard as being 'quality'.

It's just that they don't have very high standards.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:54 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
Original Dub wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:seems the penny is starting to drop regarding lukaku


With regards to what?


that he's actually pretty shit and not 'u****d quality'


That's a fact.


Sorry to disagree chaps, but I think he does fall into that category that the Scum regard as being 'quality'.

It's just that they don't have very high standards.

Tbh, MC, I strongly hoped the above bait, aimed to have someone applied to conversion of Jesus into Lumpkaku into Pogbas, has encountered more fortune. :(

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby dazby » Sat Nov 04, 2017 3:02 am

Attack the argument of the person, not the person of the argument- except Carl.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:12 am

dazby wrote:https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/socceroos/england-socceroos-international-squads-aaron-mooy-involved-in-twitter-mixup/news-story/a4cac0657929261f8bd605a0294847c9

Haha

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:01 am

Dameerto wrote:
dazby wrote:https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/socceroos/england-socceroos-international-squads-aaron-mooy-involved-in-twitter-mixup/news-story/a4cac0657929261f8bd605a0294847c9

Haha

Clearly a Huddersfield fan on a windup. (I like the "Jesus is from Bethlehem" response)


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:57 pm

*big laughs*
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:49 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:*big laughs*


I think you'll find it was a tactical masterclass ...... woops.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:55 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:*big laughs*


I think you'll find it was a tactical masterclass ...... woops.

To be fair, Mourinho got one half of his masterclass correct today. The nil in the rag part of the scoreline. Shame he forgot to tell his defenders not to concede. :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:13 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:*big laughs*


I think you'll find it was a tactical masterclass ...... woops.

To be fair, Mourinho got one half of his masterclass correct today. The nil in the rag part of the scoreline. Shame he forgot to tell his defenders not to concede. :lol: :lol:

maybe.
dont forget the very friendly help by Big Red Tony fella, early in the match, though. ;)
had that stood the canvass would have unfolded quite differently.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:21 am

Swales4ever wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:*big laughs*


I think you'll find it was a tactical masterclass ...... woops.

To be fair, Mourinho got one half of his masterclass correct today. The nil in the rag part of the scoreline. Shame he forgot to tell his defenders not to concede. :lol: :lol:

maybe.
dont forget the very friendly help by Big Red Tony fella, early in the match, though. ;)
had that stood the canvass would have unfolded quite differently.


Yes they could quite easily have been on the end of a hiding. Except for that and the fact that, brilliant goal aside, Morata was gash. And Bakayoko.

I'm really looking forward to the derby. The Miserable One will be losing sleep already.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Tokyo Blue » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:40 am

Beefymcfc wrote:*big laughs*

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:45 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:*big laughs*


I think you'll find it was a tactical masterclass ...... woops.

To be fair, Mourinho got one half of his masterclass correct today. The nil in the rag part of the scoreline. Shame he forgot to tell his defenders not to concede. :lol: :lol:

maybe.
dont forget the very friendly help by Big Red Tony fella, early in the match, though. ;)
had that stood the canvass would have unfolded quite differently.


Yes they could quite easily have been on the end of a hiding. Except for that and the fact that, brilliant goal aside, Morata was gash. And Bakayoko.

I'm really looking forward to the derby. The Miserable One will be losing sleep already.


Not getting carried away.
But it's very possible that by the time the derby comes we could be 11 ahead of them. We win and it's 14 wouldn't that do it.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:16 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:*big laughs*


I think you'll find it was a tactical masterclass ...... woops.

To be fair, Mourinho got one half of his masterclass correct today. The nil in the rag part of the scoreline. Shame he forgot to tell his defenders not to concede. :lol: :lol:

maybe.
dont forget the very friendly help by Big Red Tony fella, early in the match, though. ;)
had that stood the canvass would have unfolded quite differently.


Yes they could quite easily have been on the end of a hiding. Except for that and the fact that, brilliant goal aside, Morata was gash. And Bakayoko.

I'm really looking forward to the derby. The Miserable One will be losing sleep already.

Not so sure about morata being gash, for my little 5pc I found myself pretty much in agreement with the assessment made by that Magpie turd on Motd.
which, in turn, did trouble me a lot.

spot on with Bakayoko, particularly the 1st squandered chance was utmost gash, no matter if striking is none of his business.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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