The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[carolina-blue]

https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/man-united-need-to-get-over-the-fact-that-alex-ferguson-has-gone-it-is-never-going-to-be-the-same-41901354.html

The trouble for the shite is not that he has gone But that he is still there hanging around like a bad smell
Like the piss can he is ,

[john@staustell]

Apparently Rabiot and his mother are the most toxic combination left in football, following the demise of Mino Raiola. More trouble for the swamp.

As well as the little fallout with City I read a fair old list yeaterday of people they have upset, players, clubs, families

You couldn't script it better.

[stupot]

https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/man-united-need-to-get-over-the-fact-that-alex-ferguson-has-gone-it-is-never-going-to-be-the-same-41901354.html

If you read that article Hernandez says the only reason Baconface was so successful was that 7 out of 10 of his signings worked out well.
Pep's signed 24 that I can remember- if we take the flops as Mendy, Bravo, Angelino, Nolito, Steffan and Danilo and that's probably harsh on Danilo and Nolito it leaves 18 players - Ake, Torres, Cancelo, Jesus, Zinch, Sane, Rodri, Mahrez, Laporte, Stones, Silva, Walker, Gundo, Dias, Ederson plus this seasons 3 so if Haaland, Alvarez and Phillips work out and I'm pretty sure they will he's got a 75% success rate so even better than Fergie.

[stupot]

Plus Jack- deffo going to be a success

[nottsblue]

https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/man-united-need-to-get-over-the-fact-that-alex-ferguson-has-gone-it-is-never-going-to-be-the-same-41901354.html

If you read that article Hernandez says the only reason Baconface was so successful was that 7 out of 10 of his signings worked out well.
Pep's signed 24 that I can remember- if we take the flops as Mendy, Bravo, Angelino, Nolito, Steffan and Danilo and that's probably harsh on Danilo and Nolito it leaves 18 players - Ake, Torres, Cancelo, Jesus, Zinch, Sane, Rodri, Mahrez, Laporte, Stones, Silva, Walker, Gundo, Dias, Ederson plus this seasons 3 so if Haaland, Alvarez and Phillips work out and I'm pretty sure they will he's got a 75% success rate so even better than Fergie.

No way 7/10 of Baconfaces signings were successful

I doubt it’s half and probably 4/10

[Mase]

https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/man-united-need-to-get-over-the-fact-that-alex-ferguson-has-gone-it-is-never-going-to-be-the-same-41901354.html

If you read that article Hernandez says the only reason Baconface was so successful was that 7 out of 10 of his signings worked out well.
Pep's signed 24 that I can remember- if we take the flops as Mendy, Bravo, Angelino, Nolito, Steffan and Danilo and that's probably harsh on Danilo and Nolito it leaves 18 players - Ake, Torres, Cancelo, Jesus, Zinch, Sane, Rodri, Mahrez, Laporte, Stones, Silva, Walker, Gundo, Dias, Ederson plus this seasons 3 so if Haaland, Alvarez and Phillips work out and I'm pretty sure they will he's got a 75% success rate so even better than Fergie.

No way 7/10 of Baconfaces signings were successful

I doubt it’s half and probably 4/10

I’ve always said he was lucky that he got Giggs, Beckham, Scholes and the Neville’s all come through at the same time. When has that happened in recent years for a club as big as United?

[john@staustell]

https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/man-united-need-to-get-over-the-fact-that-alex-ferguson-has-gone-it-is-never-going-to-be-the-same-41901354.html

If you read that article Hernandez says the only reason Baconface was so successful was that 7 out of 10 of his signings worked out well.
Pep's signed 24 that I can remember- if we take the flops as Mendy, Bravo, Angelino, Nolito, Steffan and Danilo and that's probably harsh on Danilo and Nolito it leaves 18 players - Ake, Torres, Cancelo, Jesus, Zinch, Sane, Rodri, Mahrez, Laporte, Stones, Silva, Walker, Gundo, Dias, Ederson plus this seasons 3 so if Haaland, Alvarez and Phillips work out and I'm pretty sure they will he's got a 75% success rate so even better than Fergie.

No way 7/10 of Baconfaces signings were successful

I doubt it’s half and probably 4/10

I’ve always said he was lucky that he got Giggs, Beckham, Scholes and the Neville’s all come through at the same time. When has that happened in recent years for a club as big as United?

Whio can forget the legends that were Kleberson and Djemba Djemba? Dodgy keepers as well. He really did have some turkeys

[Mase]

That Bebe was the biggest one. His assistant got a bung for that one and no one said a thing!!

[Bluemoon4610]

I’ve always said he was lucky that he got Giggs, Beckham, Scholes and the Neville’s all come through at the same time. When has that happened in recent years for a club as big as United?[/quote]

And all of those were pinched from other clubs' acadamies/youth teams...the yoonited way!!

[john@staustell]

That Bebe was the biggest one. His assistant got a bung for that one and no one said a thing!!

Ah yes, forgot him. Clear corruption, no action

[dick dastardley]

That Bebe was the biggest one. His assistant got a bung for that one and no one said a thing!!

Anyone remember the MacDonalds kid Anderson? Spent more time there than he did at the swamp

[Dameerto]

That Bebe was the biggest one. His assistant got a bung for that one and no one said a thing!!

Ah yes, forgot him. Clear corruption, no action

I am STILL convinced that was a way of getting money into Portugal off the radar to pay off that Portugese guy who was the only person standing in the way of Gill's move into UEFA.

[john@staustell]

Rashford for PSG?

My sides are splitting. I wouldn't have him at Plymouth

[nottsblue]

Rashford for PSG?

My sides are splitting. I wouldn't have him at Plymouth

Laughable
Never on the cards in a month of Sundays

[patrickblue]

Rashford for PSG?

My sides are splitting. I wouldn't have him at Plymouth

Laughable
Never on the cards in a month of Sundays

Maybe school dinners need sorting out in France.

[Mase]

Rashford for PSG?

My sides are splitting. I wouldn't have him at Plymouth

Laughable
Never on the cards in a month of Sundays

He’s in his final year. His team are doing the usual put pressure on the Rags until they fold and offer £350k a week. Rooney had it down to a tee

[Nickyboy]

https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/man-united-need-to-get-over-the-fact-that-alex-ferguson-has-gone-it-is-never-going-to-be-the-same-41901354.html

If you read that article Hernandez says the only reason Baconface was so successful was that 7 out of 10 of his signings worked out well.
Pep's signed 24 that I can remember- if we take the flops as Mendy, Bravo, Angelino, Nolito, Steffan and Danilo and that's probably harsh on Danilo and Nolito it leaves 18 players - Ake, Torres, Cancelo, Jesus, Zinch, Sane, Rodri, Mahrez, Laporte, Stones, Silva, Walker, Gundo, Dias, Ederson plus this seasons 3 so if Haaland, Alvarez and Phillips work out and I'm pretty sure they will he's got a 75% success rate so even better than Fergie.

No way 7/10 of Baconfaces signings were successful

I doubt it’s half and probably 4/10

I’ve always said he was lucky that he got Giggs, Beckham, Scholes and the Neville’s all come through at the same time. When has that happened in recent years for a club as big as United?

The amazing Barca side maybe?

Hopefully City will be next

[zuricity]

Surely the Rags are 14th and not 13th in the league as it stands right now. Points tally, goal diff the same as Everton. E comes before M in the Alphabet. I mean , Arsenal were top of the league over the summer . The Beeb and Daily Fail are fawning over Rags. Come on Brentford , do us all a favour.

[nottsblue]

Surely the Rags are 14th and not 13th in the league as it stands right now. Points tally, goal diff the same as Everton. E comes before M in the Alphabet. I mean , Arsenal were top of the league over the summer . The Beeb and Daily Fail are fawning over Rags. Come on Brentford , do us all a favour.

After GD it goes on GS
Rags lost 2-1 while Everton lost 1-0
Same GD -1, but rags gave more goals scored

[Bluemoon4610]

Placing my bets for this season...