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Postby Beefymcfc » Fri May 04, 2018 5:54 pm

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JamieMCFC wrote:Slippy G is the new Rangers manager. :lol:

I just don't get it. Almost as bewildering as Giggs getting the Wales job and RatBoy 2 getting the ladies job.

He must've promised them a few of the Dipperpool youngsters to help with their squad otherwise I just can't see the point.

Give it a year and he will be out on his ear and at someplace like Oldham. Hope he fails badly

Back to BT with his tail between his legs, just like RatBoy did with Sky.
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Postby zuricity » Fri May 04, 2018 6:59 pm

Errrr, At least he can speak scottish .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Sat May 05, 2018 9:52 am

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That is quality. Good old Slippy G.
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Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sat May 05, 2018 2:26 pm

U****d become the first side in the Premier League era to lose against all three newly promoted sides.
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Postby Beefymcfc » Sat May 05, 2018 6:54 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:U****d become the first side in the Premier League era to lose against all three newly promoted sides.

Ha ha ha, what a great stat to hold.
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Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sat May 05, 2018 7:01 pm

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Foreverinbluedreams wrote:U****d become the first side in the Premier League era to lose against all three newly promoted sides.

Ha ha ha, what a great stat to hold.


More record breakers from (near) Manchester......
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat May 05, 2018 7:02 pm

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Foreverinbluedreams wrote:U****d become the first side in the Premier League era to lose against all three newly promoted sides.

Ha ha ha, what a great stat to hold.


More record breakers from (near) Manchester......

After all the stats, and ones we can still break this season, that's probably the one I'll use most when twatting a Rag ;-)
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Postby littlebig » Sat May 05, 2018 8:44 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:U****d become the first side in the Premier League era to lose against all three newly promoted sides.


First top 6 side? I need to be sure as I’m about to throw this in some rags faces :)
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Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Sat May 05, 2018 8:58 pm

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Foreverinbluedreams wrote:U****d become the first side in the Premier League era to lose against all three newly promoted sides.


First top 6 side? I need to be sure as I’m about to throw this in some rags faces :)


Apologies, I get this from a tweet that had misinterpreted the record. It's the first U****d side in the PL that has lost to all 3 newly promoted sides.

Sorry all.
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Postby CTID Hants » Sat May 05, 2018 10:39 pm

Maureen post match just shown on MOTD and basically said if you aren't Lukaku and you play for man ure, you're shit and not Lukaku , I don't see Maureen becoming a motivational speaker any time soon :lol:
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Postby Beefymcfc » Sat May 05, 2018 10:52 pm

CTID Hants wrote:Maureen post match just shown on MOTD and basically said if you aren't Lukaku and you play for man ure, you're shit and not Lukaku , I don't see Maureen becoming a motivational speaker any time soon :lol:

Didn't he say he was proving that only Lukaku was worth playing upfront? Rashford, Lingard etc hung out to dry, especially Rashfird.

Basically said that it wasn't his fault.
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Postby aaron bond » Sun May 06, 2018 4:12 am

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CTID Hants wrote:Maureen post match just shown on MOTD and basically said if you aren't Lukaku and you play for man ure, you're shit and not Lukaku , I don't see Maureen becoming a motivational speaker any time soon :lol:

Didn't he say he was proving that only Lukaku was worth playing upfront? Rashford, Lingard etc hung out to dry, especially Rashfird.

Basically said that it wasn't his fault.


The difference between how Pep has managed Sterling and how Jose has managed Rashford is remarkable.

I’m not saying Rashford is as good as Sterling but he has looked like a promising youngster with potential. Publicly shaming someone at that age is only going to hinder their development.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun May 06, 2018 10:09 am

aaron bond wrote:
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CTID Hants wrote:Maureen post match just shown on MOTD and basically said if you aren't Lukaku and you play for man ure, you're shit and not Lukaku , I don't see Maureen becoming a motivational speaker any time soon :lol:

Didn't he say he was proving that only Lukaku was worth playing upfront? Rashford, Lingard etc hung out to dry, especially Rashfird.

Basically said that it wasn't his fault.


The difference between how Pep has managed Sterling and how Jose has managed Rashford is remarkable.

I’m not saying Rashford is as good as Sterling but he has looked like a promising youngster with potential. Publicly shaming someone at that age is only going to hinder their development.


I think Rashford is overrated, but I do think he'd be a very decent player with the right manager.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun May 06, 2018 11:42 am

aaron bond wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:Maureen post match just shown on MOTD and basically said if you aren't Lukaku and you play for man ure, you're shit and not Lukaku , I don't see Maureen becoming a motivational speaker any time soon :lol:

Didn't he say he was proving that only Lukaku was worth playing upfront? Rashford, Lingard etc hung out to dry, especially Rashfird.

Basically said that it wasn't his fault.


The difference between how Pep has managed Sterling and how Jose has managed Rashford is remarkable.

I’m not saying Rashford is as good as Sterling but he has looked like a promising youngster with potential. Publicly shaming someone at that age is only going to hinder their development.

But that's it, Pep is a coach whilst PEG is a manager. One knows how to play the game, the other knows how to manage a game, and that's why PEG would never win with equal resources.

Maureen has inadvertently said that their youth policy doesn't work and that the likes of Rashford only make the bench because they have nobody else. Funnily enough, that's how he got his chance, when Maureen was stuck for forwards a couple of seasons back.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby The Maine Man » Tue May 08, 2018 3:15 pm

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PMSL!
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Postby Mase » Tue May 08, 2018 3:45 pm

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PMSL!


That's absolutely brilliant!
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Postby london blue 2 » Tue May 08, 2018 8:08 pm

Hilarious.
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