The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[sheblue]

Need both of the fuckers to lose, shite 0-0 suits me.

Hopefully the rag mongs will have another protest and get the game abandoned again and maybe this time the FA will throw the book at them.

Failing that, a mass punch up between the sides with red cards galore

The vermin are a far bigger threat than the rags. I hope the vermin don't get a point. But it's wishful thinking as the rags are shit and the vermin will batter them.

[nottsblue]

Need both of the fuckers to lose, shite 0-0 suits me.

Hopefully the rag mongs will have another protest and get the game abandoned again and maybe this time the FA will throw the book at them.

Failing that, a mass punch up between the sides with red cards galore

The vermin are a far bigger threat than the rags. I hope the vermin don't get a point. But it's wishful thinking as the rags are shit and the vermin will batter them.

I also will be rooting for the rags. Silently, obviously. But as you say, the dippers are a far better outfit who are on a great run at the moment and are together with Chelsea, our real title rivals. The rags will do well to get top 4. They are not going to challenge, it’s as simple as that

[Beefymcfc]

Need both of the fuckers to lose, shite 0-0 suits me.

Hopefully the rag mongs will have another protest and get the game abandoned again and maybe this time the FA will throw the book at them.

Failing that, a mass punch up between the sides with red cards galore

The vermin are a far bigger threat than the rags. I hope the vermin don't get a point. But it's wishful thinking as the rags are shit and the vermin will batter them.

I also will be rooting for the rags. Silently, obviously. But as you say, the dippers are a far better outfit who are on a great run at the moment and are together with Chelsea, our real title rivals. The rags will do well to get top 4. They are not going to challenge, it’s as simple as that

I won’t be rooting for any of the fuckers. However shite they play in future games the officials will give them a hand in some way.

I’m already getting angry with the thought of this game being considered the biggest game in the PL.

[salford city]

Need both of the fuckers to lose, shite 0-0 suits me.

Hopefully the rag mongs will have another protest and get the game abandoned again and maybe this time the FA will throw the book at them.

Failing that, a mass punch up between the sides with red cards galore

The vermin are a far bigger threat than the rags. I hope the vermin don't get a point. But it's wishful thinking as the rags are shit and the vermin will batter them.

I also will be rooting for the rags. Silently, obviously. But as you say, the dippers are a far better outfit who are on a great run at the moment and are together with Chelsea, our real title rivals. The rags will do well to get top 4. They are not going to challenge, it’s as simple as that

If we are still second this time tomorrow it will have been a good weekend. Be surprised if we are, but here's hoping.

[Dimples]

Need both of the fuckers to lose, shite 0-0 suits me.

Hopefully the rag mongs will have another protest and get the game abandoned again and maybe this time the FA will throw the book at them.

Failing that, a mass punch up between the sides with red cards galore

The vermin are a far bigger threat than the rags. I hope the vermin don't get a point. But it's wishful thinking as the rags are shit and the vermin will batter them.

I also will be rooting for the rags. Silently, obviously. But as you say, the dippers are a far better outfit who are on a great run at the moment and are together with Chelsea, our real title rivals. The rags will do well to get top 4. They are not going to challenge, it’s as simple as that

If we are still second this time tomorrow it will have been a good weekend. Be surprised if we are, but here's hoping.

I think the Rags will win tomorrow. Dippers are creaking at the back and over reliant on Salah. The
Rags will hit them on the counter and Dippers will not be able to cope with that.
Also, take away the stuff the Dippers take for granted, like no yellow cards for Robinson&Co., 60/40 calls in their favor and then the dodgy VAR decisions.

With all that I cannot see beyond a Rag win.

[geepeetee]

Cannot be any further away from the truth with that prediction

[failsworthblue]

[Bluemoon4610]

:lol:

Hey! Stop that laughing. It'll get Ole relieved of his bus driver duties! And he's doing such a handsome job just now...

[Dimples]

Cannot be any further away from the truth with that prediction

About as accurate as mystic Meg.
Unsurprisingly my FF team is performing like the Rags.

[patrickblue]

The worrying thing is I saw a news item on TV a few days back saying there's a shortage of bus drivers because they're all being poached by haulage firms.

[john68]

Despite the reality of a rags win being better for us, I could not stop myself laughing at the total ineptitude of the rags and their complete humiliation.
The sight of so many loyal rags, spoonfed by the media to believe that they have some God given right to win, leaving the swamp around half time, followed by an ever increasing procession of spoit rags heading to the car parks made it all the more enjoyable.

What made me smile most was the fact that despite such a huge gap in performance, the Scousers were crap too.
Refereeing seemed to show that the football powers have given up on the rags as a folorn hope (along with Arsenal) and are solely left with the scousers as their only hope.

Those institutions must be slashing their wrists whenever they watch the form of City and the Chavs week in, week out.

THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A FUKKING SHAMBLES, YOU MADE ME VERY VERY HAPPY

[nottsblue]

Anyone brave enough to drop in on red cafe? Absolutely hilarious. A very high proportion want Ole gone but they are also resigned to him staying due to the Glazers laissez faire attitude to running the club.

They are shitting it for our visit in a couple of weeks because we have the ability to just toy with them and humiliate them that way, along with spanking them of course

[john68]

The coming deby could be a very important one for both clubs.

I have been very disappointed with Pep's far too cautious approach in the last few years, so I hope he shows far more confidencein the squad this season.

A huge City win, like the 6-1 (or more) could be the final humiliation in the rags coffin, showing the World just how big the gap between them and City really is.
It could also be the catalyst for them to delf destruct even further

[salford city]

The coming deby could be a very important one for both clubs.

I have been very disappointed with Pep's far too cautious approach in the last few years, so I hope he shows far more confidencein the squad this season.

A huge City win, like the 6-1 (or more) could be the final humiliation in the rags coffin, showing the World just how big the gap between them and City really is.
It could also be the catalyst for them to delf destruct even further

Agree with you . We have Brugge in the week so hopefully, he rotates a little there as they looked as wank as the red shite last time out. Mix it up against the hammers on weds, full strength against palace, rest a few against Brugge and first choice at the swamp. Lets not be fucking about again with these. We need to give then a spanking and put the GD back up

[Scatman]

The coming deby could be a very important one for both clubs.

I have been very disappointed with Pep's far too cautious approach in the last few years, so I hope he shows far more confidencein the squad this season.

A huge City win, like the 6-1 (or more) could be the final humiliation in the rags coffin, showing the World just how big the gap between them and City really is.
It could also be the catalyst for them to delf destruct even further

Sadly though, it is far more likely that Pep will fuck it up again.

[john68]

The coming deby could be a very important one for both clubs.

I have been very disappointed with Pep's far too cautious approach in the last few years, so I hope he shows far more confidencein the squad this season.

A huge City win, like the 6-1 (or more) could be the final humiliation in the rags coffin, showing the World just how big the gap between them and City really is.
It could also be the catalyst for them to delf destruct even further

Sadly though, it is far more likely that Pep will fuck it up again.

Why?

[RodneyRodney]

"Ole's at the wheel ; so was the quartermaster of the Titanic " - Sammo in the Mail

[Scatman]

The coming deby could be a very important one for both clubs.

I have been very disappointed with Pep's far too cautious approach in the last few years, so I hope he shows far more confidencein the squad this season.

A huge City win, like the 6-1 (or more) could be the final humiliation in the rags coffin, showing the World just how big the gap between them and City really is.
It could also be the catalyst for them to delf destruct even further

Sadly though, it is far more likely that Pep will fuck it up again.

Why?

It's the pessimist in me

[RodneyRodney]

Anyone brave enough to drop in on red cafe? Absolutely hilarious. A very high proportion want Ole gone but they are also resigned to him staying due to the Glazers laissez faire attitude to running the club.

They are shitting it for our visit in a couple of weeks because we have the ability to just toy with them and humiliate them that way, along with spanking them of course

"I can’t remember where I read this, but it has been alleged City’s interest in Ronaldo was nothing more than a very public head fake to induce us to make the panic buy."

[patrickblue]

Anyone brave enough to drop in on red cafe? Absolutely hilarious. A very high proportion want Ole gone but they are also resigned to him staying due to the Glazers laissez faire attitude to running the club.

They are shitting it for our visit in a couple of weeks because we have the ability to just toy with them and humiliate them that way, along with spanking them of course

"I can’t remember where I read this, but it has been alleged City’s interest in Ronaldo was nothing more than a very public head fake to induce us to make the panic buy."

I'm sure it was.
As was Pogba, Sanchez, Fred and others too numerous to mention.
They never learn.