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by budfox » Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:23 pm
Somewhere behind the scenes he's probably been told:
"Count out ten players using your fingers and thumbs, but don't include anyone wearing gloves. Then choose one of the ones wearing gloves to be the goalkeeper. Don't say anything about school lunches".
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by johnny crossan » Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:41 pm
I arrived early to a restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting for a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
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by Bluemoon4610 » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:47 pm
Hahahaha
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by Green & Blue » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:40 pm
That’s brilliant
may get that in circulation while the going is good
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by johnny crossan » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:59 pm
Bluemoon4610 wrote:Hahahaha
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by zuricity » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:34 am
Sheff Utd's win yesterday should give them confidence going into another similar battle with an underdog on wednesday.
"Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs."
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by zuricity » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:51 pm
yep , true dat
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"Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs."
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by Beefymcfc » Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:14 pm
zuricity wrote:yep , true dat
I thought that was 2 small knob shaped candles at first.
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".
The Future's Bright, The Future's Blue!!!
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by johnny crossan » Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:01 pm
A shepherd is tending his flock at the end of the day and asks his sheepdog how many sheep he had herded.
'30!' said the sheepdog.
After recovering from the shock of hearing his dog speak English, the shepherd replies, 'but we only have 26'.
'That's right', replied the dog, 'I rounded them up'.
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by salford city » Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:07 am
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Your job is cleaning boots
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by johnny crossan » Fri Feb 12, 2021 7:53 pm
A joke about covid isn't funny unless nobody gets it.
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by carl_feedthegoat » Sat Feb 20, 2021 5:33 pm
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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by Scatman » Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:03 pm
Would be good if it actually happened
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by nottsblue » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:40 pm
The man employed to create artificial crowd noise when Liverpool score at Anfield has been furloughed.
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by nottsblue » Sun Mar 07, 2021 9:40 am
The dippers have the worst home record out of all 92 football league clubs in 2021 with 1 goal, (a wrongly awarded penalty as it happens) and 1 point.
Anfield?
Anfailed more like
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by johnny crossan » Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:25 am
Therapist
Your wife says you never buy her flowers
Husband
To be honest, I never knew she sold them.
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by City64 » Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:31 am
Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?
Not really here
Fuck VAR
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by Scatman » Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:32 am
City64 wrote:Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?
Is Mick Hucknall planning on taking them over?
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by City64 » Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:25 pm
Scatman wrote:City64 wrote:Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?
Is Mick Hucknall planning on taking them over?
He too busy having another facelift.
Not really here
Fuck VAR
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