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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Green & Blue » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:48 pm

They just handed Jese Lingard a 4 year deal on 120k a week, that's pure madness.

Nearly as funny as the Ronaldo statue. Childish I know but still haven't stopped laughing at it, some of the photoshops doing the rounds are brilliant.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Tue Apr 11, 2017 1:18 pm

Riggsy vs Riggsy comes to court.

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Apparently he thinks he's got the ex-factor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-39566057
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:01 pm

Justified logic wrote:Riggsy vs Riggsy comes to court.

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Apparently he thinks he's got the ex-factor.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-39566057


It says they got married in 2007, so how long was it after that, that he started his liaison with the sister-in-law.....or was it before the wedding ??
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:19 pm

We wont be fuckign laughing if these Munchenhausens over take us in the league !! 1 point behind us if they win their game/s in hand and then the derby will be a hell of a match.!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby london blue 2 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:03 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:We wont be fuckign laughing if these Munchenhausens over take us in the league !! 1 point behind us if they win their game/s in hand and then the derby will be a hell of a match.!!

Says a lot about our season that we are almost even with these. And people still think we should be content with our "progress" this season.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:43 pm

london blue 2 wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:We wont be fuckign laughing if these Munchenhausens over take us in the league !! 1 point behind us if they win their game/s in hand and then the derby will be a hell of a match.!!

Says a lot about our season that we are almost even with these. And people still think we should be content with our "progress" this season.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:00 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:We wont be fuckign laughing if these Munchenhausens over take us in the league !! 1 point behind us if they win their game/s in hand and then the derby will be a hell of a match.!!


With all the 'help' they've been receiving this season, it's more a case of 'when', rather than 'if'.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:47 pm

Ffs if anyone on this fucking board thinks the rags are realistically close to us in any way they are fucking blind.

They've been handed 19 goals that shouldn't have been and should have been down to ten men on several occasions.

Add that to what's been taken from us by officials and you're a lot closer to the truth.

We have problems that need tweaking on the pitch, no doubt about it, but they have huge problems. Any team that gets handed what they have been handed and still struggle to get in the top four is a fucking mediocre team.

And we should be applauded for staying in the top four as long as we have with what's gone on.

Please don't compare our ability and team to theirs.

Our position in the table is the only thing that's close.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby mr_nool » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:59 pm

Original Dub wrote:Ffs if anyone on this fucking board thinks the rags are realistically close to us in any way they are fucking blind.

They've been handed 19 goals that shouldn't have been and should have been down to ten men on several occasions.

Add that to what's been taken from us by officials and you're a lot closer to the truth.

We have problems that need tweaking on the pitch, no doubt about it, but they have huge problems. Any team that gets handed what they have been handed and still struggle to get in the top four is a fucking mediocre team.

And we should be applauded for staying in the top four as long as we have with what's gone on.

Please don't compare our ability and team to theirs.

Our position in the table is the only thing that's close.


Not to mention that their stand-out player so far i a short term fix who may likely not be there next season.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:22 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Ffs if anyone on this fucking board thinks the rags are realistically close to us in any way they are fucking blind.

They've been handed 19 goals that shouldn't have been and should have been down to ten men on several occasions.

Add that to what's been taken from us by officials and you're a lot closer to the truth.

We have problems that need tweaking on the pitch, no doubt about it, but they have huge problems. Any team that gets handed what they have been handed and still struggle to get in the top four is a fucking mediocre team.

And we should be applauded for staying in the top four as long as we have with what's gone on.

Please don't compare our ability and team to theirs.

Our position in the table is the only thing that's close.


Not to mention that their stand-out player so far i a short term fix who may likely not be there next season.

I antagonise my Rag colleagues with that.
Every time they play out a thrilling draw or beat some giant in Europe.
I tell them that young fella with the big nose they have up front is useful. They should build their team around him over the next 5 years.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby bigblue » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:12 pm

Original Dub wrote:Ffs if anyone on this fucking board thinks the rags are realistically close to us in any way they are fucking blind.

They've been handed 19 goals that shouldn't have been and should have been down to ten men on several occasions.


Well our defense + Bravo have handed well over 19 easy goals to our opponents
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:59 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:We wont be fuckign laughing if these Munchenhausens over take us in the league !! 1 point behind us if they win their game/s in hand and then the derby will be a hell of a match.!!


Not happening.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Fidel Castro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:55 am

They've still got Chelsea, us, arse and spurs to play. Southampton away is probably our toughest fixture left, if we don't finish above them we would have seriously failed
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Chopper » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:05 pm

Mourinho has promised he would be in a major European competition next year.

Even if he has to write the song himself.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby South Stand Balti » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:59 pm

Chopper wrote:Mourinho has promised he would be in a major European competition next year.

Even if he has to write the song himself.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:16 pm

Chopper wrote:Mourinho has promised he would be in a major European competition next year.

Even if he has to write the song himself.


Excellent :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Sparklehorse » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:20 pm

"11: Nice build-up play by United, particularly Pogba. He dinks the ball over for Lingard on the right, but it's just ahead of him and runs out"

Ha ha ha ha.

It must have been a sight to see !
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:30 pm

Sparklehorse wrote:"11: Nice build-up play by United, particularly Pogba. He dinks the ball over for Lingard on the right, but it's just ahead of him and runs out"

Ha ha ha ha.

It must have been a sight to see !


So a fantastic ball that wasn't a fantastic ball ,,,

Got it .
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby london blue 2 » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:53 pm


I'll just leave this here shall I...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:45 pm

Pogba is that good he managed to run rings around himself. Twat.
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