The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby frankswift » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:56 am

Who'll be next to be greeted first with rapture, and then with whines that his style is "not the United way"?

Pochettino? Ancelotti? ...






... Benitez?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby frankswift » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:58 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:The camera panned to flappy DeGea at the end of the game and he was hugging Sevilla players with a big smile on his face, camera then cuts to Mourinho who had the scowliest of scowls as he trudged away, oh how I laughed.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:59 am

frankswift wrote:Who'll be next to be greeted first with rapture, and then with whines that his style is "not the United way"?

Pochettino? Ancelotti? ...






... Benitez?


I'd be concerned what they could do with a manger that likes to play football. They've got some very good individuals that could be moulded into a good side. Long live PSG.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:04 am

frankswift wrote:
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:The camera panned to flappy DeGea at the end of the game and he was hugging Sevilla players with a big smile on his face, camera then cuts to Mourinho who had the scowliest of scowls as he trudged away, oh how I laughed.


Gerrit on youtube!



Around 12 seconds in

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:08 am

Flappy Flappington

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:17 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:The camera panned to flappy DeGea at the end of the game and he was hugging Sevilla players with a big smile on his face, camera then cuts to Mourinho who had the scowliest of scowls as he trudged away, oh how I laughed.

What is it with goalkeepers joking with opposition players after a defeat? Joe Hart was a master of it
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:33 am

hahahhahahahahhahahahah My fingers fuckign hurt with all the texts I've made to Munchens across the globe.
I couldn't punch in the words fast enough.

Calamity...thats the word of the week.

Hhahahahhaahahahahh
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:46 am

Where's that Mutley gif when you need it ;-)
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".

The Future's Bright, The Future's Blue!!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:07 pm

frankswift wrote:Who'll be next to be greeted first with rapture, and then with whines that his style is "not the United way"?

Pochettino? Ancelotti? ...

... Benitez?


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:09 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dipstick » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:56 pm

Bobby Charlton's 71 year old brother, Tommy, has been called up for the England over-60s national walking football team.
Scum are supposedly interested in signing him to liven up their midfield.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby frankswift » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:59 pm

frankswift wrote:
frankswift wrote:My rag co-worker has decided to work from home today.


The poor fellow must not be very well. He has decided to work from home today as well.


And... it's another work from home day. I'd be sorry that my contract ends the day before the derby, but I expect he'll be taking the whole week off afterwards to recover.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:35 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Dipstick wrote:
AG7 wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:on quite specially sad night for the rags, I feel I must hail some credit to AG7 for the invention of this golden thread... 94 pages of pure moist and counting!
long it may run! :lol:


LOL, I’m getting a legend status on here for just this thread alone ... 100 pages coming up ... and here’s to another 900 ... long may it continue!

Oh and anyone seen rag cafe tonight ... pmsl Jose out threads left right and centre and apparently there were quite a few booing their own at 0-0 even ... lol :lol:


50.2% thinking that Moorhino should be given more time/money. Perhaps we should get on there and vote for him to stay.
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/jose-mourinho-2017-18-assessments-poll-added.431384/page-231

Yeah, but isn't his second season next season, the one where he always wins the league?

we might be facing history in the making, here.
the year when M*FC became LFC.
next year, theirs... :lol:

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2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wonderwall » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:47 pm

Can't wait for Derby and ribbing we will be giving them. Going to be great. I can see us being 3-0 up with a chorus of Jose Mourinho, we want you to stay sing very loud
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dipstick » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:36 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:

Spitting image!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:06 pm

United attempted 72 long balls on Tuesday night, completing just 39 of them

The Utd way!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:21 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:01 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:



hahahhahahha fuckign hilarious
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:32 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:

Fuckin hell pissing myself here. That’s a belter
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:31 pm

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