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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Mon May 03, 2021 5:14 am

Long live the Glazer's.
(Have they 'figured out' the offside rule yet?)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Mon May 03, 2021 5:44 am

sheblue wrote:Long live the Glazer's.
(Have they 'figured out' the offside rule yet?)


This for me too. They could not give two shits about the fans, they have largely ignored them for the past 17 years. This will ramp up again with the fans but the glazers will ride it out and continue to milk the club
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Mon May 03, 2021 6:36 am

salford city wrote:
sheblue wrote:Long live the Glazer's.
(Have they 'figured out' the offside rule yet?)


This for me too. They could not give two shits about the fans, they have largely ignored them for the past 17 years. This will ramp up again with the fans but the glazers will ride it out and continue to milk the club


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon May 03, 2021 7:55 am

Dimples wrote:
carolina-blue wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:I think Neville wants to front a rag purchase.


I think your right , He is a snidy cunt ,


He did not open his mouth against the Glazers until the ESL announcement. About 10 years and not one word of protest from him. Now he is leading a call to arms.

All this crap from Neville and Rag fans is because they are not top dog anymore. They have been passed out by us and Chelsea. They resent the Glazers because £1billion in transfer fees was not enough. They resent the other 1£billion the Glazers siphoned off. They wanted to spunk that away as well. Meanwhile their stadium rusts away :).

This is a Rag issue with the Glazer's about a crumbling empire. The Rags never gave a flying fcuk about English football, they always looked after themselves.
This protest is a Rag issue. Stop pretending that it is about the greater good you selfish cnuts.

Just fcuk off Gary Neville. You fcuking hypocrite.

Spot on Dimples
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby dave watson's perm » Mon May 03, 2021 8:01 am

nottsblue wrote:
Dimples wrote:
carolina-blue wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:I think Neville wants to front a rag purchase.


I think your right , He is a snidy cunt ,


He did not open his mouth against the Glazers until the ESL announcement. About 10 years and not one word of protest from him. Now he is leading a call to arms.

All this crap from Neville and Rag fans is because they are not top dog anymore. They have been passed out by us and Chelsea. They resent the Glazers because £1billion in transfer fees was not enough. They resent the other 1£billion the Glazers siphoned off. They wanted to spunk that away as well. Meanwhile their stadium rusts away :).

This is a Rag issue with the Glazer's about a crumbling empire. The Rags never gave a flying fcuk about English football, they always looked after themselves.
This protest is a Rag issue. Stop pretending that it is about the greater good you selfish cnuts.

Just fcuk off Gary Neville. You fcuking hypocrite.

Spot on Dimples


Exactly what Souness was saying yesterday
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Mon May 03, 2021 8:55 am

dave watson's perm wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Dimples wrote:
carolina-blue wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:I think Neville wants to front a rag purchase.


I think your right , He is a snidy cunt ,


He did not open his mouth against the Glazers until the ESL announcement. About 10 years and not one word of protest from him. Now he is leading a call to arms.

All this crap from Neville and Rag fans is because they are not top dog anymore. They have been passed out by us and Chelsea. They resent the Glazers because £1billion in transfer fees was not enough. They resent the other 1£billion the Glazers siphoned off. They wanted to spunk that away as well. Meanwhile their stadium rusts away :).

This is a Rag issue with the Glazer's about a crumbling empire. The Rags never gave a flying fcuk about English football, they always looked after themselves.
This protest is a Rag issue. Stop pretending that it is about the greater good you selfish cnuts.

Just fcuk off Gary Neville. You fcuking hypocrite.

Spot on Dimples


Exactly what Souness was saying yesterday


The majority of knowledgeable footy fans know this, literally, a crumbling empire which is only heightened by our continued success on and off the pitch. Fuck 'em we were in the 3rd division when they won the treble and they (rightly) loved it. Take your medicine boys and girls - we know how it tastes but don't try to kid us as we know the score
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Mon May 03, 2021 8:57 am

dave watson's perm wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Dimples wrote:
carolina-blue wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:I think Neville wants to front a rag purchase.


I think your right , He is a snidy cunt ,


He did not open his mouth against the Glazers until the ESL announcement. About 10 years and not one word of protest from him. Now he is leading a call to arms.

All this crap from Neville and Rag fans is because they are not top dog anymore. They have been passed out by us and Chelsea. They resent the Glazers because £1billion in transfer fees was not enough. They resent the other 1£billion the Glazers siphoned off. They wanted to spunk that away as well. Meanwhile their stadium rusts away :).

This is a Rag issue with the Glazer's about a crumbling empire. The Rags never gave a flying fcuk about English football, they always looked after themselves.
This protest is a Rag issue. Stop pretending that it is about the greater good you selfish cnuts.

Just fcuk off Gary Neville. You fcuking hypocrite.

Spot on Dimples


Exactly what Souness was saying yesterday


Keane is exactly the same as Neville.
Where did all this BS about Keane being a straight shooter come from? He is the definition of a U turn.
A complete cnut.
He said he would never do TV punditry (actually criticized Sky for selling something built on hype). So what is he now doing on Sky?
He sneered at Quinn over world cup in Saipan sticking to 'his principles'. Then accepts the Sunderland's manager job from Quinn who was chairman.
The 'hard man' Keane was Martin O'Neill's bitch when he was assistant manager for Ireland. Assistant manager for an organization he despised and criticized for years. Taking their 12 pieces of silver when it suited him. Just look what emerged after he left re how John Delaney was running that fiefdom.
Assaulted Haaland.
When he managed he ruled with an iron fist. Obey Roy or pay the consequences. Terrorized players. Yet when he
played he expected to be allowed break all the rules on his 'principled stands'.
Sounds familiar? Never heard him criticizing the Glazers. Just like Gary.
IMO two complete and utter cnuts.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby s1ty m » Mon May 03, 2021 11:04 am

Dimples wrote:
carolina-blue wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:I think Neville wants to front a rag purchase.


I think your right , He is a snidy cunt ,


He did not open his mouth against the Glazers until the ESL announcement. About 10 years and not one word of protest from him. Now he is leading a call to arms.

All this crap from Neville and Rag fans is because they are not top dog anymore. They have been passed out by us and Chelsea. They resent the Glazers because £1billion in transfer fees was not enough. They resent the other 1£billion the Glazers siphoned off. They wanted to spunk that away as well. Meanwhile their stadium rusts away :).

This is a Rag issue with the Glazer's about a crumbling empire. The Rags never gave a flying fcuk about English football, they always looked after themselves.
This protest is a Rag issue. Stop pretending that it is about the greater good you selfish cnuts.

Just fcuk off Gary Neville. You fcuking hypocrite.


You've absolutely nailed it. He should resign from Sky, the duplicitous turd.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby blues-clues » Mon May 03, 2021 12:22 pm

All this moaning about the Glazers but they’re planning to pay Pogba £400k a week.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon May 03, 2021 12:22 pm

The PL have said that the rags can expect a penalty for yesterday's protest. The VAR isn't likely to overturn the decision

Fucking hell, the help those cunts get to win games is unbelievable
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Mon May 03, 2021 2:08 pm

nottsblue wrote:The PL have said that the rags can expect a penalty for yesterday's protest. The VAR isn't likely to overturn the decision

Fucking hell, the help those cunts get to win games is unbelievable

Typical, RAGs get awarded yet another penalty.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Mon May 03, 2021 5:11 pm

Absolutely joyful to see the rag bastards in turmoil. Utterly joyous.
Not really here

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Mon May 03, 2021 8:05 pm

City64 wrote:Absolutely joyful to see the rag bastards in turmoil. Utterly joyous.


It most certainly is. Makes my day.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Tue May 04, 2021 11:31 am

Is that true? Did Old Taggart visit the PSG team?

What a fucking clown, if so,
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Tue May 04, 2021 12:15 pm

PeterParker wrote:Is that true? Did Old Taggart visit the PSG team?

What a fucking clown, if so,


It's in the match thread that YOU started :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bear60 » Tue May 04, 2021 4:01 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Is that true? Did Old Taggart visit the PSG team?

What a fucking clown, if so,


It's in the match thread that YOU started :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I’ve just read that news feed and thought to myself what a cunt
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Tue May 04, 2021 5:18 pm

To my shame I did away with my missus.
I hired a contract killer called Arty who charged me just one pound. I told him my wife shopped at Tescos every Friday morning and wore a yellow coat and beret.
Unfortunately there were two women dressed as such on the fateful day so Arty panicked and strangled both of them.
The story made the national news headlines
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby ruralblue » Tue May 04, 2021 9:11 pm

Just as the final whistle blows..... sky news give us headline news on Glazer refusing to apologise for the behaviour on Sunday. Fergie this morning going to see PSG team. Fuck me they,are BITTER as fuck!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue May 04, 2021 9:11 pm

Istanbul, Istanbul were not coming ....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue May 04, 2021 9:13 pm

ruralblue wrote:Just as the final whistle blows..... sky news give us headline news on Glazer refusing to apologise for the behaviour on Sunday. Fergie this morning going to see PSG team. Fuck me they,are BITTER as fuck!


why are you surprised by this ?
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