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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:31 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:10 pm

nottsblue wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dRN99zNjRHY

Brilliant


Fantastic find NB.

You couldn't make that up.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby blues-clues » Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:56 pm

Type Gobshite into Google Maps
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby craigmcfc » Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:07 pm

blues-clues wrote:Type Gobshite into Google Maps


Hahahaha brilliant
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby frankswift » Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:21 pm

blues-clues wrote:Type Gobshite into Google Maps


Excellent!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:22 am

Chinners wrote:My laptop anti virus checker won't let me on there thankfully

Thats a pity and, if am allowed to unleash the banter, the closed thing to a Puritan stance a Chinners might ever take. 8-)

Because if Your laptop wouldnt fail You, You would discover some very, very bemusing pearls of ragsland, such as:
1. a thead started as "it's fair to criticise Guardiola, so early", basically deemed to dismiss Pep as a "lucky checkbook manager", ACTUALLY forced to be renamed to "it's fair to worship Guardiola, so early", by a few resident "downtoearth rags" quite worryed that their board could actually peak RAWK levels of delusion... :lol:
2. meanwhile, as the embarassment is growing at having had to swallow Moaninho "masterclass... double barge blockade of the harbour" at that very same average Spool side, which all ather teams keep trashing at ease... most of the same folks started a "What Would Guardiola have Done? [Lets say Guardiola took us over last summer instead of Jose.... :lol: ]"

and that not to mention the rollercoaster of delusional/disilluded takes registerd on their Tranfer Window drivels, since we signed Bernie, probably their most covated delusion at bringing back the ol' great Slur Alex' Yoooooonite way, with just the signing of a top winger: as tautalising as post-puberty sex, If I may...

In short... I have nothing particularly serious against a healty dose of pudicity but, every now and then a decent streap tease can be a big turning on.... ;) if You allow Yourseef to tune with my spirit, at risk to have some of Your pals really pissed off :twisted:

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:42 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:36 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41733364


Yeah Giggs is interested too. The arrogance of these people is beyond belief.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:49 am

john@staustell wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41733364


Yeah Giggs is interested too. The arrogance of these people is beyond belief.


A Giggs and Neville double act might now be considered by Everton, given that these two footballing giants have both expressed an interest.

It could be along the lines of Mercer-Allison or Clough-Taylor and be dynamically exciting for the Toffees and their knowledgeable and discerning supporters.

I think they should definitely go for it as this would be very good indeed, given that relegation would then be a racing certainty.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:17 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41733364


Yeah Giggs is interested too. The arrogance of these people is beyond belief.

The thing is, people are either laughing at the idea or feeling sorry for the pathetic wanker.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:50 pm

Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby london blue 2 » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:06 pm

sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:20 pm

london blue 2 wrote:
sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.


Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:52 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:
sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.


Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

May I use the Italian word 'pompalino' in here? I can't think of any other occasion in which it would be fitting to use it.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby mr_nool » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:54 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:
sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.


Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??


Not to mention sludge pumps and submersible pumps...

Like my wife always says: a dirty mind is a joy forever!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:17 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:
sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.


Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

May I use the Italian word 'pompalino' in here? I can't think of any other occasion in which it would be fitting to use it.

"pompino" actually, my friend. ;)

also agree with the missus on the power of naughtiness but, please Noolie, don't remind me what mess an engine room settlement may turn into. :lol:

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:52 pm

Swales4ever wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:
sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.


Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??

May I use the Italian word 'pompalino' in here? I can't think of any other occasion in which it would be fitting to use it.

"pompino" actually, my friend. ;)

also agree with the missus on the power of naughtiness but, please Noolie, don't remind me what mess an engine room settlement may turn into. :lol:

Grazie mille.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:58 pm

mr_nool wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:
sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.


Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??


Not to mention sludge pumps and submersible pumps...

Like my wife always says: a dirty mind is a joy forever!


I'm uneasy about this but would the word 'pumpkin' allude to some form of incest ??

Shudder, shudder.

On the other hand is a 'pumpernickel' an American lady of the night who pursues carnal activities in exchange for small financial gain ?? ...i.e. in 1060s colloquial terms; for not much bread.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Tue Oct 24, 2017 7:56 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
mr_nool wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
london blue 2 wrote:
sheblue wrote:Giggs for fuck sake don't make me laugh. That sewer rat couldn't even manage to pump his sister in law without getting caught, how's he going to be able to manage Everton.

:lol: haven't heard the word "pump" used I that context since I was in school. Classic.


Never heard that expression myself but all sorts of risible connotations spring to mind.

I suppose, in a threesome, one would be the main pump and one would be the auxiliary pump......or am I stretching things too far ??

Moreover, would a stirrup pump, be something connected with horses ??


Not to mention sludge pumps and submersible pumps...

Like my wife always says: a dirty mind is a joy forever!


I'm uneasy about this but would the word 'pumpkin' allude to some form of incest ??

Shudder, shudder.

On the other hand is a 'pumpernickel' an American lady of the night who pursues carnal activities in exchange for small financial gain ?? ...i.e. in 1060s colloquial terms; for not much bread.

Is it still PC to ask for pumps in a shoe shop?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:31 pm

https://youtu.be/OhR-WnafzoE

Danny Mills showing us his skills. Or not.

Just stands there like the utter cunt he is with his hands on his hips
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