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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:29 pm

Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)

However, according to other reports co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Ineos are planning for Ten Hag to be in charge at United next season, but are developing a strategy to be able to move quickly should they decide to replace him


This Jim fella seems as bad or if not worse than the glazers, surely the rag fans must be questioning this 'saviour'

Unless ten bob has a written guarantee he stays, if i were him I'd walk and take the media cash for spilling the beans.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Im_Spartacus » Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:09 am

CTID Hants wrote:Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)

However, according to other reports co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Ineos are planning for Ten Hag to be in charge at United next season, but are developing a strategy to be able to move quickly should they decide to replace him


This Jim fella seems as bad or if not worse than the glazers, surely the rag fans must be questioning this 'saviour'

Unless ten bob has a written guarantee he stays, if i were him I'd walk and take the media cash for spilling the beans.


You're making a very big assumption that anything the media is writing has a grain of truth. United stories are worth a fortune in clicks, the number of clickbait headlines around with zero substance in the articles suggests most of it is just made up.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:10 am

CTID Hants wrote:Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)

Just looked at how long Frank's been in charge of Brentford: He's the 5th-longest-serving manager in the Football League. Amazingly, Arteta is 6th!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:55 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri Apr 05, 2024 11:21 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


This has made me smile mate
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby ruralblue » Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:06 am

Mase wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


This has made me smile mate


Biggest jokes going to be on us today actually willing the fucking cunts to win. Felt dirty enough a few weeks ago getting excited when their extra time goal went in let alone hoping they won again today.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:17 am

ruralblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


This has made me smile mate


Biggest jokes going to be on us today actually willing the fucking cunts to win. Felt dirty enough a few weeks ago getting excited when their extra time goal went in let alone hoping they won again today.


Same. Beat the scousers but if both teams pick up plenty of injuries I won’t shed a tear.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:13 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sun May 05, 2024 11:06 pm

Look at this the last time spuds won league -:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon May 06, 2024 9:42 pm

Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.

From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Tue May 07, 2024 5:27 am

nottsblue wrote:Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.

From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight


Pretty fair assessment on their team. Loved the comments particularly Anthony and the Clearasil Kid
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Tue May 07, 2024 7:40 am

nottsblue wrote:Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.

From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight

I know it shouldn't be funny but that Eriksen one made me laugh out loud...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue May 07, 2024 7:49 am

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.

From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight

I know it shouldn't be funny but that Eriksen one made me laugh out loud...

That was my favourite as well
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue May 07, 2024 9:03 am

never in my wildest dreams could i have imagined that our rise and their downfall would be this spectacular. i wouldn't normally bother watching a mid table game on a monday night but i knew they would lose and i had to tune in just to laugh at them!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue May 07, 2024 9:42 am

I go on Rag cafe now and again when I fancy some comedy gold deluded comments to read but the one single poster that boils my piss and one that really deserves to be hung drawn and quartered is that fuckign Padr81 who , by all accounts, is a City fan....what a total BE he is.

Got his tongue so far inserted into the anal cavities of just about every rag on that site...its sickening to read.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Tue May 07, 2024 10:30 am

I would like to see them win Sunday.
But there's probably little chance of that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue May 07, 2024 10:47 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:I go on Rag cafe now and again when I fancy some comedy gold deluded comments to read but the one single poster that boils my piss and one that really deserves to be hung drawn and quartered is that fuckign Padr81 who , by all accounts, is a City fan....what a total BE he is.

Got his tongue so far inserted into the anal cavities of just about every rag on that site...its sickening to read.

Traitor.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Tue May 07, 2024 11:23 am

San Marino national team have posted
“Hello please play against us” to the rags!
They have only won one game in the past 20 years!! Genius
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Tue May 07, 2024 11:37 am

gmercer1 wrote:San Marino national team have posted
“Hello please play against us” to the rags!
They have only won one game in the past 20 years!! Genius



https://twitter.com/SanMarinoTeam/statu ... 5751538801
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Tue May 07, 2024 12:06 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:San Marino national team have posted
“Hello please play against us” to the rags!
They have only won one game in the past 20 years!! Genius



https://twitter.com/SanMarinoTeam/statu ... 5751538801

That's brilliant! Sent it straight to the rag side of my family......
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