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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby CTID Hants » Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:54 pm

patrickblue wrote:I've been accused of hating the scum more than I love City in the past. While this is not true, it is close.
I love any shit that befalls their horrible excuse for a football club, and this is just delightful.


A very fitting 3000th post PB, congrats! You've summed that up quite nicely, not only does it reflect my own view over the last 40+ yrs but i am sure plenty more would agree that is how they also feel. Perfect words :-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:54 pm

AG7 wrote:Betfred ... they have just slashed odds on Charlie Austin joining them from QPR from 25/1 to 12/1.
ROFL ... please please please let this one happen ... from Muller to Charlie will be some story!



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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Thu Aug 20, 2015 5:08 pm

The rags don't need any more players, they have enough quality in the squad already, as proven by the results to date; in any case, there is no value in the market right now.

That's what Ed's saying to the Glazers, and they are lapping it up.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby PeterParker » Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:09 pm

Nice eleven for Louie there:

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:28 pm

PeterParker wrote:Nice eleven for Louie there:

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Brilliant. When put like that it does show them up for the amateurs they are
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby michaelcityfan » Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:58 pm

Maybe the rags didn't get him because he confused the scum with us so he bails out of going to the swamp luckily he's safely in the best team there is now.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby ZonaZooBlu » Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:14 pm

"I'm an honest guy. I know when I don't play well and against Aston Villa I was below my standards."

"I've had one bad game this season and everyone's all over it."

...from Shrek.

One bad game?!?!?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:16 pm

ZonaZooBlu wrote:
"I'm an honest guy. I know when I don't play well and against Aston Villa I was below my standards."

"I've had one bad game this season and everyone's all over it."

...from Shrek.

One bad game?!?!?

I've seen his name on the team sheet. Little else
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:25 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
patrickblue wrote:I've been accused of hating the scum more than I love City in the past. While this is not true, it is close.
I love any shit that befalls their horrible excuse for a football club, and this is just delightful.


A very fitting 3000th post PB, congrats! You've summed that up quite nicely, not only does it reflect my own view over the last 40+ yrs but i am sure plenty more would agree that is how they also feel. Perfect words :-)


Thanks very much, TBH, I wasn't aware it was 3k. On another note, your're from my old stomping ground, I grew up between Farnham and Aldershot.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:12 pm

What's with all the Neymar to Scum stories coming out this evening? I really really hope they all end up here in the laughing thread and not actually happen ...

Oh wait, it's the Sun reporting as exclusive ... for a min I thought they might be serious, then I saw Pogba to Chelsea for £69m story running next to it, lol, seriously that's their sports front page for tomorrow!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:45 pm

AG7 wrote:What's with all the Neymar to Scum stories coming out this evening? I really really hope they all end up here in the laughing thread and not actually happen ...

Oh wait, it's the Sun reporting as exclusive ... for a min I thought they might be serious, then I saw Pogba to Chelsea for £69m story running next to it, lol, seriously that's their sports front page for tomorrow!


Since they got rid of the tits on page 3, they've had to put extra bollox on the back page to replace them.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Dameerto » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:32 am

The Sun still contains tits - they write the sports pages.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:46 am

I love the way they say 'Secret Talks' and then splash it all over the back page!

Still laughing, it's fucking hilarious!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Slim » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:06 am

john@staustell wrote:
AG7 wrote:Betfred ... they have just slashed odds on Charlie Austin joining them from QPR from 25/1 to 12/1.
ROFL ... please please please let this one happen ... from Muller to Charlie will be some story!



Fantastic


I was talking to a rag workmate on Friday and said that if they keep 'passing' on all these players, they'll end up signing Charlie Austin on deadline day for £20M.

He did try to feed me the line that LVG wasn't sold on Pedro or Otamendi and that's why they went to Chelsea and City. I'm not sure he saw me rolling my eyes in disbelief as I was rolling my eyes at the time.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:41 pm

Ha ha ha ha ... twitter alight that they are now trying to hijack Cavani from under Arsenal's noses ... as if Arse are actually getting him in the first place!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:16 pm

Neymar, Edison, still pmsl.

Cunts!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby nottsblue » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:18 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Neymar, Edison, still pmsl.

Cunts!

I know mate.

Neymar for £165m + wages of £75m over five years had me pissing myself. And we ruined football. Lol
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:20 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:Neymar, Edison, still pmsl.

Cunts!


So have they still got some season tickets to sell or something?

Their transfer rumours lately are like the Edinburgh fringe.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:23 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Neymar, Edison, still pmsl.

Cunts!

I know mate.

Neymar for £165m + wages of £75m over five years had me pissing myself. And we ruined football. Lol

It's just the absolute bullshit that is written, whether by the Rags or the media.

A few years back you could get it, quite believe it, but things have changed. Otamendi & Pedro have proved that. 'Istreee no longer matters.

It's fucking hilarious ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:27 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Neymar, Edison, still pmsl.

Cunts!

I know mate.

Neymar for £165m + wages of £75m over five years had me pissing myself. And we ruined football. Lol

It's just the absolute bullshit that is written, whether by the Rags or the media.

A few years back you could get it, quite believe it, but things have changed. Otamendi & Pedro have proved that. 'Istreee no longer matters.

It's fucking hilarious ;-)


Well, "History is on our side" given the guys we are buying ... lets take Sterling as an example ... he is what 20? 4/5 years ago, he was 15/16, and that's when Agueroooooo happened ... and since then we have been in top 1 or 2 ... he didn't give a fuck to Liverpool's history, because he didn't see jack shit about them. Give it another couple of years and players coming through in their early 20s wouldn't remember Scum winning anything either ...

It's only the old cunts in media, all ex liverpool players and now pundits or the executives from the era of Scum dominating the league that keep upping them. Ask the youngish players coming up and they really don't care about either of those two "istree" clubs.
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