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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:36 pm

https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status ... 56/photo/1

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:27 pm

nottsblue wrote:https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status/901475275288006656/photo/1

They say a picture paints a thousand words


Pogba and Lukaku 69?
Very close team that.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Mon Aug 28, 2017 5:35 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status/901475275288006656/photo/1

They say a picture paints a thousand words


Pogba and Lukaku 69?
Very close team that.

I wanted to say the name on his shirt was a bit of a mouthful but I might need to choose my words more carefully.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:17 pm

'WATCH: 'Giggs would be worth £2bn''

http://www.skysports.com/share/11011541

In the words of the renowned sage, JP McEnroe, "You cannot be serious"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wonderwall » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:06 am

nottsblue wrote:'WATCH: 'Giggs would be worth £2bn''

http://www.skysports.com/share/11011541

In the words of the renowned sage, JP McEnroe, "You cannot be serious"



I listened to that and he was being very tongue in cheek about it all, they were all throw away comments as he was jut saying how bat shit crazy stuff has gone.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:51 am

nottsblue wrote:'WATCH: 'Giggs would be worth £2bn''

http://www.skysports.com/share/11011541

In the words of the renowned sage, JP McEnroe, "You cannot be serious"


He wasn't.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:28 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:'WATCH: 'Giggs would be worth £2bn''

http://www.skysports.com/share/11011541

In the words of the renowned sage, JP McEnroe, "You cannot be serious"


He wasn't.


He valued himself at £3.75M - what the Rags paid for him.
Sure he was only having the crack.
No more Mr. Angry - very unusual for him.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:51 am

Dimples wrote:
iwasthere2012 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:'WATCH: 'Giggs would be worth £2bn''

http://www.skysports.com/share/11011541

In the words of the renowned sage, JP McEnroe, "You cannot be serious"


He wasn't.


He valued himself at £3.75M - what the Rags paid for him.
Sure he was only having the crack.
No more Mr. Angry - very unusual for him.


1 billion his wife gets half.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:59 am

Keane was taking the piss there. He's taken every opportunity to dig at the rags since Bacon pissed him off.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:56 am

http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney- ... g-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:02 am

nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


I hope he dies.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:21 pm

Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


I hope he dies.


And have a nice weekend....
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:47 pm

nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


Now reported on BBC. They describe him as 'Everton's Rooney'. Had it been us, would be ex-City Rooney. Rags not mentioned till last two words of report.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:03 pm

nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


They've given their mini-Shreks some decidedly odd (some cynical souls might say ridiculous) names :- Klay, Kye and Kit......even worse than BeckScum and the Stick Insect have allocated to theirs.

If the fourth Shrek offspring to be unloaded is a female, perhaps they could call her Kat and then Kit and Kat could play nicely together.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:08 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:45 pm

Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


They've given their mini-Shreks some decidedly odd (some cynical souls might say ridiculous) names :- Klay, Kye and Kit......even worse than BeckScum and the Stick Insect have allocated to theirs.

If the fourth Shrek offspring to be unloaded is a female, perhaps they could call her Kat and then Kit and Kat could play nicely together.


Have a break MC.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Fri Sep 01, 2017 3:49 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


They've given their mini-Shreks some decidedly odd (some cynical souls might say ridiculous) names :- Klay, Kye and Kit......even worse than BeckScum and the Stick Insect have allocated to theirs.

If the fourth Shrek offspring to be unloaded is a female, perhaps they could call her Kat and then Kit and Kat could play nicely together.


Have a break MC.


Is that a Wispa I hear from you IWT.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:25 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


Now reported on BBC. They describe him as 'Everton's Rooney'. Had it been us, would be ex-City Rooney. Rags not mentioned till last two words of report.

The police were going to throw the book at him. Until someone pointed out the thick fucker can't read
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wonderwall » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:41 pm

nottsblue wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


Now reported on BBC. They describe him as 'Everton's Rooney'. Had it been us, would be ex-City Rooney. Rags not mentioned till last two words of report.

The police were going to throw the book at him. Until someone pointed out the thick fucker can't read


Feel sorry for his missus. Pregnant with another one of the dickhead kids. Just fucking divorce the horrible fucker and take his money
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:07 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
nottsblue wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/wayne-rooney-arrested-for-drink-driving-11015598

Not that drink driving is funny, but hope its true


Now reported on BBC. They describe him as 'Everton's Rooney'. Had it been us, would be ex-City Rooney. Rags not mentioned till last two words of report.

The police were going to throw the book at him. Until someone pointed out the thick fucker can't read


Feel sorry for his missus. Pregnant with another one of the dickhead kids. Just fucking divorce the horrible fucker and take his money


He's cheated on her about 500 times and she hasn't left him. He's been allowed to get away with crap like that because she hasn't got a backbone. They deserve each other.
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