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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby london blue 2 » Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:22 pm

Media are desperate for those cunts to start contending again. Makes me sick.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Tony P » Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:53 pm

Hang on. I thought Memphis bell was the reincarnation pf Best, Cantona, Beckham and CR7?
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:58 pm

Abu Dhabi wrote:Carl, you forgot the space between the 113th and 114th SNUBs. You ruined it man


My apologies AD , In my defence , I was too busy pissing myself laughing to continue.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:10 pm

"You have to ask Pedro, not me," Van Gaal insisted when asked about the deal. "My answer is it’s a process - a club, a player and we are there also. I don’t mention anything to you until he has signed. Then I come to you and say ‘Pedro is here’. But it’s still not the case and we shall wait and see."

When asked if Pedro was the kind of fast, direct striker United are looking for, Van Gaal replied: "Pedro is a player like that, so write it!"



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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:57 pm

talkSport has been making fun of this all day ... here's the collection all in one place what they (and some of their presenters) have been re-tweeting today ... (link in the tweet)

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby phips » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:42 am

yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:51 am

phips wrote:yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...


Whose side are you on?

Do you not remember the snub count on here a while back? We here about it on every player whether it's genuine of not, let us finally enjoy a serve of it on the other side and laugh along will ya
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Re: The Laughing Thread

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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Mase » Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:18 am

phips wrote:yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...


You don't do yourself any favours mate..
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby lets all have a disco » Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:39 am

Let's get our business wrapped up first.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby I Just Blue Myself » Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:11 am

Mase wrote:
phips wrote:yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...


You don't do yourself any favours mate..


I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I think he's a bit thick, actually. Or a wum. Probably both.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Original Dub » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:24 am

I Just Blue Myself wrote:
Mase wrote:
phips wrote:yeah sure its funny but it happens to everyone.

how about Alex Sandro snubbing the chance to join us on a free next summer and instead going to Juve?
or Pogba, Hazard, Van Persie, and Alexis all snubbing us at one point...


You don't do yourself any favours mate..


I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I think he's a bit thick, actually. Or a wum. Probably both.


It's impressive how long he's lasted on here when he in no way follows city.

What a cunt this guy is
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby john@staustell » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:47 am

lets all have a disco wrote:Let's get our business wrapped up first.


Half way there. Scum 'dropped their interest' a couple of weeks ago when it was clear City had it in the bag.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:01 am

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... a gift that keeps on giving ...



And before he deletes it ... here's the text:

@ManUnitedRed1: We Have Players Like Otamendi Forcing A Move To Us, Man City Have Players Like Delph Rejecting Them. The Difference #MUFC
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby CTID Hants » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:20 am

Manchester United and Ed Woodward still getting trolled after missing out on Nicolas Otamendia and Pedro to Man City and Chelsea

Worth a scroll through (too many to copy/paste/upload)...................

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 63421.html
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Slim » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:49 am

PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS, it's like watching City.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Thu Aug 20, 2015 12:05 pm

CTID Hants wrote:Manchester United and Ed Woodward still getting trolled after missing out on Nicolas Otamendia and Pedro to Man City and Chelsea

Worth a scroll through (too many to copy/paste/upload)...................

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 63421.html


I like the description of Otamendi as a 'former target'. Maybe at the end of the season they could have 'Former Players vs. Former Targets', that should be a sell out.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby Dameerto » Thu Aug 20, 2015 2:47 pm

Slim wrote:PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS, it's like watching City.

Bravo sir, take a bow.
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby AG7 » Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:32 pm

Betfred ... they have just slashed odds on Charlie Austin joining them from QPR from 25/1 to 12/1.
ROFL ... please please please let this one happen ... from Muller to Charlie will be some story!
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Re: The Laughing Thread

Postby patrickblue » Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:49 pm

I've been accused of hating the scum more than I love City in the past. While this is not true, it is close.
I love any shit that befalls their horrible excuse for a football club, and this is just delightful.
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