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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:46 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:scum!!!

Good man.

Also, just been on the Beeb's football page but can't see the Rags on their PL table. Surely they're not outside the top 5, or even top 6 as they made it recently.

No table at all on MOTD 2 tonight - just
too much for Chapman, the resident rag presenter - lots of distraught Dyche though :)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:12 am

Beefymcfc wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:scum!!!

Good man.

Also, just been on the Beeb's football page but can't see the Rags on their PL table. Surely they're not outside the top 5, or even top 6 as they made it recently.


They must be in a league of their own ;)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:55 pm

Did I read that right, they are considering sacking the staff member from Chelsea and Maureen spoke out and defended him?
Did we arrive to this shit?

Ban the fucking moaning cunt. If it was Guardiola it would had been a 3 match ban.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:14 am

I have just seen a mid 40's Rag in a Ronaldo 7 shirt. Should be arrested the twat.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Sparklehorse » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:54 pm

Hazy2 wrote:I have just seen a mid 40's Rag in a Ronaldo 7 shirt. Should be arrested the twat.

That was Ronaldo !! :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:34 pm

Sparklehorse wrote:
Hazy2 wrote:I have just seen a mid 40's Rag in a Ronaldo 7 shirt. Should be arrested the twat.

That was Ronaldo !! :lol:

Haha the daft twats will be wearing half and half shirts. Meltdown FC
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:09 pm

Hazy2 wrote:I have just seen a mid 40's Rag in a Ronaldo 7 shirt. Should be arrested the twat.


Bennell on a days outing ?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:13 pm

Whoops.
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:00 am

Did anybody see Tranny celebrating on his knees at the end of the game? The odds on that were 1/100 according to the bookies. 100 quid to win a quid, that was a bet I'd take, the thick fucks ;-)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:48 am

Rags at work here are starting to realise - at long last - that they aren't able to compete at the top level anymore. Come to that they can't even get to the fuckin games on time. Shambles all round.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:25 am

I/2 billion later and Jose wants investment. We have a new Comedy club.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:20 am

Hazy2 wrote:I/2 billion later and Jose wants investment. We have a new Comedy club.

I hope he signs Carroll in January
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:27 am

Hazy2 wrote:I/2 billion later and Jose wants investment. We have a new Comedy club.


Let's not forget the wages, by the end of this season they will have paid out over three quarters of a billion in players' wages since Mourinho arrived, come on Glazers and Ewar, that's chicken feed ffs.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:37 am

Mourinho asked if #mufc can get to Juventus' level: 'To go to the Juventus level? Barcelona? Real Madrid? How can you reach that level? Manchester City level?' #mufc

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:41 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:Mourinho asked if #mufc can get to Juventus' level: 'To go to the Juventus level? Barcelona? Real Madrid? How can you reach that level? Manchester City level?' #mufc

Chortle.


He's gone full Moyes, he's definitely trying to get the sack.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:51 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:58 am

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:Image


hahhahahahahhahah

Thats brilliant.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hazy2 » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:26 pm

I have not had my rag window cleaner today. Bastard new I would rip him. oh happy day's !
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:50 pm

Hazy2 wrote:I have not had my rag window cleaner today. Bastard new I would rip him. oh happy day's !


sounds like you have aggressive gay sex with your window cleaner?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:26 pm

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