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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:27 am

The Portuguese coach discussed his former rivals' approach, saying they were a team that knows how to win
Manchester City know how to capitalise on every detail in a game, including trying to influence referees, according to Jose Mourinho..


You really can't make this shit up. :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Mon Feb 25, 2019 5:15 pm

Souness is now bitten by the patented Liverpool 'delusional' bug if he really believes what he said after yesterday's game:

before the game: Souness urged the Liverpool players to seize any advantages and lay down a marker in the title race.

MU injuries: One before the game, three more by half time, Rashford injured during 2nd half & could not come off

after the game: Souness says:
It took real character to come here, play in a difficult stadium to dig out a result and they did it easily for me that is
why I am encouraged. I am more encouraged after the game than I was before it in terms of will they win the league.
I think they made a statement today. It is not exactly the perfect statement but they made a statement for me.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Mon Feb 25, 2019 6:25 pm

Dimples wrote:Souness is now bitten by the patented Liverpool 'delusional' bug if he really believes what he said after yesterday's game:

before the game: Souness urged the Liverpool players to seize any advantages and lay down a marker in the title race.

MU injuries: One before the game, three more by half time, Rashford injured during 2nd half & could not come off

after the game: Souness says:
It took real character to come here, play in a difficult stadium to dig out a result and they did it easily for me that is
why I am encouraged. I am more encouraged after the game than I was before it in terms of will they win the league.
I think they made a statement today. It is not exactly the perfect statement but they made a statement for me.


Give him a break, he has to go back to Scouseland from time to time and he doesn't want his tyres (or tires as Nexen say) nicked.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:08 pm

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THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:46 pm

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THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:57 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PrezIke » Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:33 am

Watch on youtube.com


I honestly had to ask myself for a moment if this was real and not a spoof.

"This is Wolverhampton Wanderers man! I don't care if they're a good team. I don't care if they've performed. We are Man United..."

Why would anyone ever ever think their fans are entitled? Quite baffling, clearly. :lol: :D
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Pretty Boy Lee » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:54 am

Everyone lining up to laugh at us got on it a tad prematurely :)
Tracking back is overrated.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:42 am

PrezIke wrote:
Watch on youtube.com


I honestly had to ask myself for a moment if this was real and not a spoof.

"This is Wolverhampton Wanderers man! I don't care if they're a good team. I don't care if they've performed. We are Man United..."

Why would anyone ever ever think their fans are entitled? Quite baffling, clearly. :lol: :D


that is all ole ever says
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:08 am

PrezIke wrote:
Watch on youtube.com


I honestly had to ask myself for a moment if this was real and not a spoof.

"This is Wolverhampton Wanderers man! I don't care if they're a good team. I don't care if they've performed. We are Man United..."

Why would anyone ever ever think their fans are entitled? Quite baffling, clearly. :lol: :D


That has to be a parody account surely??? 25 odd minutes of pure shit
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:42 am

CTID Hants wrote:
PrezIke wrote:
Watch on youtube.com


I honestly had to ask myself for a moment if this was real and not a spoof.

"This is Wolverhampton Wanderers man! I don't care if they're a good team. I don't care if they've performed. We are Man United..."

Why would anyone ever ever think their fans are entitled? Quite baffling, clearly. :lol: :D


That has to be a parody account surely??? 25 odd minutes of pure shit


That thing on his head has obviously affected his brain. When he said the players on the team sheet should be able to despatch Wolves, I had to laugh. My thoughts on seeing the team were that I wouldn't want any of them playing for us!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:06 am

OGS confirmed as Rags boss. Happy fcuking days they will be in shit state by the end of next season. 20 odd years in the red scouse wilderness beckons
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dubciteh » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:18 am

Great news, wouldnt be surprised if he didnt win another game this season.

Completly fluked the last few weeks if you ask me,

Only way is this ends in tears.

Imagine running one of the biggest companies in the world and giving the top job to a novice because a few people like him and he inst as mean as the old boss despite having no qualifications to do the job!
derby day the scores were level,
then the goat was fed by neville,
silly boy should know for sure,
feed the goat and he will score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby blue b4 the moon » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:30 am

It's like us appointing Paul Dickov ....unbelievable.

Should provide us with months of laughter, gone by October.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:35 am

This is tuning into a decent international break, first Razza's goals and now this!

I could hardly believe it when I saw the report, appointing him just as the new manager bounce has worn off. I hope Ed decides to back him in the transfer market this summer.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby budfox » Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:28 pm

The Baby-faced Assassin and the Bacon-faced puppeteer.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Thu Mar 28, 2019 5:27 pm

budfox wrote:The Baby-faced Assassin and the Bacon-faced puppeteer.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:43 pm

I think it's disgusting that you Berties aren't giving the Rags the respect they deserved!

Massive!!!!
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Apr 03, 2019 1:33 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Wed Apr 03, 2019 2:19 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:


Bloody hell, what a face!
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