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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby budfox » Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:23 pm

Somewhere behind the scenes he's probably been told:

"Count out ten players using your fingers and thumbs, but don't include anyone wearing gloves. Then choose one of the ones wearing gloves to be the goalkeeper. Don't say anything about school lunches".
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:41 pm

I arrived early to a restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting for a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:47 pm

Hahahaha
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Green & Blue » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:40 pm

That’s brilliant :lol: may get that in circulation while the going is good
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:59 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:Hahahaha
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Jan 24, 2021 8:34 am

Sheff Utd's win yesterday should give them confidence going into another similar battle with an underdog on wednesday.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:51 pm

yep , true dat
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:14 pm

zuricity wrote:yep , true dat

I thought that was 2 small knob shaped candles at first.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:01 pm

A shepherd is tending his flock at the end of the day and asks his sheepdog how many sheep he had herded.
'30!' said the sheepdog.
After recovering from the shock of hearing his dog speak English, the shepherd replies, 'but we only have 26'.
'That's right', replied the dog, 'I rounded them up'.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:07 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Fri Feb 12, 2021 7:53 pm

A joke about covid isn't funny unless nobody gets it.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Feb 20, 2021 5:33 pm

Watch on youtube.com
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:03 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Watch on youtube.com


Would be good if it actually happened
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:06 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:40 pm

The man employed to create artificial crowd noise when Liverpool score at Anfield has been furloughed.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Mar 07, 2021 9:40 am

The dippers have the worst home record out of all 92 football league clubs in 2021 with 1 goal, (a wrongly awarded penalty as it happens) and 1 point.

Anfield?

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:25 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Fri Mar 12, 2021 10:31 am

Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:32 am

City64 wrote:Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?


Is Mick Hucknall planning on taking them over?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby City64 » Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:25 pm

Scatman wrote:
City64 wrote:Avram Glazier looking to sell £100 million worth of shares with no benefit to the rags . Has it begun ?


Is Mick Hucknall planning on taking them over?

He too busy having another facelift.
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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