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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby iwasthere2012 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:13 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
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I have to put this clip in this thread as its fucking hilarious.


That is funny.

The exact same thing happened with Alexis Sanchez and Pep.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:26 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Watch on youtube.com



I have to put this clip in this thread as its fucking hilarious.

Carl, that's Dean 'Walter Mitty' Saunders at his best. The story has since proved to be mostly fictional, including the Clough being pissed part.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:33 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Watch on youtube.com



I have to put this clip in this thread as its fucking hilarious.

Carl, that's Dean 'Walter Mitty' Saunders at his best. The story has since proved to be mostly fictional, including the Clough being pissed part.


Yeh , Ive been told its been played around with , but its still funny as fuck.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Sep 05, 2017 10:34 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Watch on youtube.com



I have to put this clip in this thread as its fucking hilarious.

Carl, that's Dean 'Walter Mitty' Saunders at his best. The story has since proved to be mostly fictional, including the Clough being pissed part.


Yeh , Ive been told its been played around with , but its still funny as fuck.

Yep, without a doubt.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby johnny crossan » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:21 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:25 pm

Anyone know what this is all about.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41317495
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:32 pm

patrickblue wrote:Anyone know what this is all about.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41317495


It's a load of cock.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:44 pm

patrickblue wrote:Anyone know what this is all about.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41317495

No idea.
Only I can envisage is the many thickos there at the swamp, trying to sing the praise of their new flat-track bully, in a way too much resembling the idea of him being a new kind of ape. it's not called the swamp out of nothing, isn't it?

the very fact that they have the audacity to name one of their underground hole "The Republik of Mancunia" says all about their general awareness.
Strange the Beeb reports anything but even barely not enthusiastic about that scum lot.
"In the week following England's defeat in Rotterdam, the FA were shocked to discover not only that they would have to sell the family silver (the FA Cup) to make up for the financial cost of World Cup failure, but also that nobody was queuing up to take over from Taylor. For Swales, it must have been a familiar situation. Few managers with reputations to protect want to cross his threshold at Maine Road either."
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:22 pm

As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:09 pm

patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

24 inch penis? Is he running round the pitch with Paul Scholes stuffed down his shorts?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:15 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

24 inch penis? Is he running round the pitch with Paul Scholes stuffed down his shorts?


This could add an entirely new meaning to the expression "on the edge of offside".
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:44 pm

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

24 inch penis? Is he running round the pitch with Paul Scholes stuffed down his shorts?

hahaha... !
that really brought me a serious laugh. very funny :lol:
shame I was just having my covated daily few stills of malt.

well done FiBD on winning the raggish trivia, fair and square.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby blues-clues » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:05 pm

patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."


I'm guessing they mean length rather than girth but his twenty four inch penis reaches his toes?
He has a twenty four inch inside leg?

Surprised they are claiming this is racist - it seems to be prejudiced against dwarfism.

Now if they said he had a 34" penis at least it would be anatomically realistic. :shock:

Someone didn't think it through did they? :?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:47 pm

blues-clues wrote:
patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."


I'm guessing they mean length rather than girth but his twenty four inch penis reaches his toes?
He has a twenty four inch inside leg?

Surprised they are claiming this is racist - it seems to be prejudiced against dwarfism.

Now if they said he had a 34" penis at least it would be anatomically realistic. :shock:

Someone didn't think it through did they? :?


I don't think rags have much understanding of human anatomy, not being human themselves.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:26 pm

There was a lot of bluff about Cluff

yeah , he had a mouth , like big Mal, but we destroyed Derby just before they won the league on big Mals fcuk up just before Easter with Rod the marsh.

It really was easier in those days.

Don't believe the BS ,

everything is harder these days ,

except laughing at the rags !
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mikhail Chigorin » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:22 pm

zuricity wrote:There was a lot of bluff about Cluff

yeah , he had a mouth , like big Mal, but we destroyed Derby just before they won the league on big Mals fcuk up just before Easter with Rod the marsh.

It really was easier in those days.

Don't believe the BS ,

everything is harder these days ,

except laughing at the rags !


That 2-0 victory against Derby, our last game of the season, was an exhibition of pure football by us.

Derby were lucky it was only two goals against them, as our dominance was so complete and, ironically, it was Marsh, playing theoretically at centre-forward, who ran the show and orchestrated our victory.

Perhaps the pressure was off us but, that summer, I couldn't wait for the next season to start because we looked so good in that last game; it seemed a glorious portent of the future.

Unfortunately, the 1972/73 season didn't work out quite as it should have.......... :( :( :(
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Justified logic » Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:46 am

Liverpool.

That is all.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:49 am

Justified logic wrote:Liverpool.

That is all.


about time they were added to this thread

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/alex-oxlade ... ass-142395
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wonderwall » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:43 am

Dipperland is in meltdown this morning. Their forums are going for klopp. They are turning on him and not without cause. They were shit with a shit transfer window to boot.

They are clamouring for a vigil. The player I mean
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