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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:37 pm

zuricity wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:At first I thought it was a joke you know like April fool, the rags third kit next season is a Zebra pattern pmsl :lol: :lol:



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It's amazing what you can come with when you stitch a variety of rags together isn't it ;)

;-)

But will it get them the penalty record? A stripe for every penalty gained.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:52 pm

"Throw him to the floor" - should be the rags motto
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Tue Aug 18, 2020 8:57 am

Beefymcfc wrote:
sheblue wrote:Wait until you see the amount of penalties they will get next season. Huge push for them in 20/21.... you aint seen nothing yet.

Yep, next seasons officiating for the Rags and Dippers will be literally out of this world. It’s all about marketing and, as mentioned before, we will soon see the 19 v 20 mantra. Prior to the 18/19 season the opening adverts for Sky were all about a City v Liverpool title race even though the Rags came 2nd the previous year and Dippers finished 4th, 25 points behind. This season was very much the same apart from we were very much a minority in the showing. There was some form of build-up for us but less so than in 18/19.

Just waiting to see how Sky build-up the upcoming season to see how it will pan out.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:37 am

Man United captain Maguire detained on Greek island after brawl
https://www.espn.co.uk/football/manches ... fter-brawl
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby sheblue » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:00 am

AG7 wrote:Man United captain Maguire detained on Greek island after brawl
https://www.espn.co.uk/football/manches ... fter-brawl


Its the fastest he has been seen moving all season.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Fri Aug 21, 2020 2:26 pm

City fans should have a whip-round to pay his bail - we really don't want him missing any matches...
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Aug 21, 2020 6:54 pm

Turns out DeGea was there as well but all of the punches just flew past him
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby RodneyRodney » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:37 am

Attempted bribery of a police officer as well now ; naughty boy, Harry.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Sat Aug 22, 2020 9:07 am

RodneyRodney wrote:Attempted bribery of a police officer as well now ; naughty boy, Harry.


Can't be, it's not on the Beeb page.....surely they would not keep it quiet
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Chopper » Sun Aug 23, 2020 1:22 am

Mykonos?

Hmmmmm
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sun Aug 23, 2020 6:03 am

Bail was set at €10000.
The rags sent €5000 along with Jesse Lingard and Phil Jones
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:03 am

nottsblue wrote:Bail was set at €10000.
The rags sent €5000 along with Jesse Lingard and Phil Jones


The court replied that they still owe €2000.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Sun Aug 23, 2020 10:25 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:30 pm

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Pmsl :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sun Aug 23, 2020 3:22 pm

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Fuckin brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Sun Aug 23, 2020 5:59 pm

Bluemoon4610 wrote:
salford city wrote:
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Fuckin brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:


And this one is all his mates trying to hold him back.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1296762407587545089
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Aug 23, 2020 6:19 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Bluemoon4610 wrote:
salford city wrote:
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Fuckin brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:


And this one is all his mates trying to hold him back.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1296762407587545089


Too fuckign funny.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carolina-blue » Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:49 pm

mUen Slabhead to be defended by top Greek human rights lawyer , what’s the bets it’s our fault
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:37 am

Darren Bent has told talkSPORT the media coverage of Harry Maguire’s arrest in Greece was ‘disgusting’ when compared to the time Raheem Sterling made the front pages for buying his mother a new house.
The former Premier League striker has suggested there is racial bias in the press when you look at how the two incidents were reported.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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