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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wooders » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:35 pm

Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:53 pm

Wooders wrote:Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?


Better than he speaks English.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:11 pm

Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Wooders wrote:Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?


Better than he speaks English.

Might as well be Romanian for all I can understand.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Wonderwall » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:43 am

Dameerto wrote:
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Wooders wrote:Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?


Better than he speaks English.

Might as well be Romanian for all I can understand.


What about Kenny mumbles, he must be from Swahili or somewhere, totally incoherent.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:43 am

Wooders wrote:Alex Ferguson speaks Romanian?


Neah, he spoke his language. He needed subtitles, not dub.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Apr 18, 2018 12:57 pm

There's only one language baconchops speaks, the universal language of alcohol:

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:38 am

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:29 pm

Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:52 pm

Pogba didn’t come through their academy :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:10 pm

He's your typical rag.

"You have to promote local lads from the academy , like pogba".

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john68 » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:27 pm

To a lesser or greater extent City gave game and/or bench time to Diaz, Foden, Tosin, Duhaney, Nmecha this season.With loanees returning that could be even greater next season.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby dazby » Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:27 pm

Original Dub wrote:Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”


Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:45 am

dazby wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”


Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.


De Gea, Sanchez, Michtarian, Lukaku, Martial. Don't you know they came from their talented youth system?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Douglas Higginbottom » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:48 am

PeterParker wrote:
dazby wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”


Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.


De Gea, Sanchez, Michtarian, Lukaku, Martial. Don't you know they came from their talented youth system?


To include Pogba in there is laughable. Cost £100M didn't he?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:04 am

Douglas Higginbottom wrote:
PeterParker wrote:
dazby wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”


Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.


De Gea, Sanchez, Michtarian, Lukaku, Martial. Don't you know they came from their talented youth system?


To include Pogba in there is laughable. Cost £100M didn't he?


He did indeed. And he's also a little bit too French to be "from your town".

Rafael always looked like a proper little fat cunt. He's just confirmed it.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:13 am

Original Dub wrote:
Douglas Higginbottom wrote:
PeterParker wrote:
dazby wrote:
Original Dub wrote:Former United defender Rafael believes that the club deserve praise for prioritising the development of their own players.

“Of course United buy players, but they also promoted lots of players from the youth system,” Rafael told ESPN.

“City don’t do this. It’s bad. You have to give opportunities to young players from your city, from your house. Imagine if you have children and you don’t make them go to college. You have to trust your children, to give them a chance, but City obviously think differently.

“Look at the United team now: Jesse [Lingard], Paul [Pogba], Marcus Rashford and others.”


Who are the "others" he speaks of? I smell bullshit.


De Gea, Sanchez, Michtarian, Lukaku, Martial. Don't you know they came from their talented youth system?


To include Pogba in there is laughable. Cost £100M didn't he?


He did indeed. And he's also a little bit too French to be "from your town".

Rafael always looked like a proper little fat cunt. He's just confirmed it.


With a name like that he sounds like an arrogant waiter who wants to go into modeling and serving tables is just "phase".
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:14 am

On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Outcast » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:12 pm

nottsblue wrote:On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting


Based on that figure, Kev must be worth £250m??
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john68 » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:08 pm

nottsblue wrote:On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting


I want an ocean going sea yacht...a couple of £million in the bank and around 40yrs knocked of my age.
I reckon I have a better chance than the rags of achieving my wish list.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby blues-clues » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:11 pm

nottsblue wrote:On Paper talk today the rags want £140m for Pogba.
Stop it please, my sides are hurting


That's ridiculous of course, but it probably reflects what they actually paid for him
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