The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[blues2win]

Northampton fans chanting 'You're just a shit Guardiola'.

[Beefymcfc]

Northampton fans chanting 'You're just a shit Guardiola'.

Ha ha ha, but can't believe you're actually watching/listening.

[bigblue]

lol. This can't be real, can it?

edit: maybe so

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... sonal.html

After bickering with Wenger over Juan Mata’s £37million transfer to United from Chelsea in 2014, Mourinho told Beasley: ‘I will find him one day outside a football pitch and I will break his face.’

Apparently from the book:

I asked Jose what had happened and he revealed: 'He was asking for a red card and pressing the ref in my technical area. I told him to go back to his area. He pushed me. 'I told him, "Here you do that, you know I can't react, but I will meet you one day in the street".' Now I don't think Jose was ever serious about having fisticuffs with the Frenchman, he was just huffing and puffing and letting off steam. I gave him the benefit of the doubt on this occasion, even though an article for me with Jose saying, 'Let's sort this out in the street, Arsene' would have been huge.

I told Jose this could be a good story to show he took no nonsense from Wenger but I added that I thought it was best to leave it. Jose took it on board, replying: 'Yeah, yeah, he is in a bad situation for his clean image but if I do what he did I would be dead by the media and the FA.'

This should be great for their preparations for the weekend

[RodneyRodney]

lol. This can't be real, can it?

edit: maybe so

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... sonal.html

After bickering with Wenger over Juan Mata’s £37million transfer to United from Chelsea in 2014, Mourinho told Beasley: ‘I will find him one day outside a football pitch and I will break his face.’

Apparently from the book:

I asked Jose what had happened and he revealed: 'He was asking for a red card and pressing the ref in my technical area. I told him to go back to his area. He pushed me. 'I told him, "Here you do that, you know I can't react, but I will meet you one day in the street".' Now I don't think Jose was ever serious about having fisticuffs with the Frenchman, he was just huffing and puffing and letting off steam. I gave him the benefit of the doubt on this occasion, even though an article for me with Jose saying, 'Let's sort this out in the street, Arsene' would have been huge.

I told Jose this could be a good story to show he took no nonsense from Wenger but I added that I thought it was best to leave it. Jose took it on board, replying: 'Yeah, yeah, he is in a bad situation for his clean image but if I do what he did I would be dead by the media and the FA.'

This should be great for their preparations for the weekend

The man is quite clearly unwell.

[Wonderwall]

daily mail are obsessed with him. the top 16 stories listed on the sports section of the App show 9 of them about Maureen.

[Dameerto]

lol. This can't be real, can it?

edit: maybe so

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... sonal.html

After bickering with Wenger over Juan Mata’s £37million transfer to United from Chelsea in 2014, Mourinho told Beasley: ‘I will find him one day outside a football pitch and I will break his face.’

Apparently from the book:

I asked Jose what had happened and he revealed: 'He was asking for a red card and pressing the ref in my technical area. I told him to go back to his area. He pushed me. 'I told him, "Here you do that, you know I can't react, but I will meet you one day in the street".' Now I don't think Jose was ever serious about having fisticuffs with the Frenchman, he was just huffing and puffing and letting off steam. I gave him the benefit of the doubt on this occasion, even though an article for me with Jose saying, 'Let's sort this out in the street, Arsene' would have been huge.

I told Jose this could be a good story to show he took no nonsense from Wenger but I added that I thought it was best to leave it. Jose took it on board, replying: 'Yeah, yeah, he is in a bad situation for his clean image but if I do what he did I would be dead by the media and the FA.'

This should be great for their preparations for the weekend

The man is quite clearly unwell.

I'm convinced he's unwell - and I've posted once before that I think it started when he was at Inter. He's been covering it up with varying degrees of success ever since but every once in a while some incident happens, or he gets caught in an unguarded moment by a photographer.

[Justified logic]

MUTV Special One edition.

This is a laugh. Get past the first (15 seconds).
Was on irish Radio this morning.
Mario Rosenstock does Mourinho.

"...more awkward than he looked in the DVDs..."

[nottsblue]

MUTV Special One edition.

This is a laugh. Get past the first (15 seconds).
Was on irish Radio this morning.
Mario Rosenstock does Mourinho.

"...more awkward than he looked in the DVDs..."

Have you thought about a grey v neck jumper with a tie. Pep, sorry, people look smart in them!

Very funny clip

[Justified logic]

lol. This can't be real, can it?

edit: maybe so

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... sonal.html

After bickering with Wenger over Juan Mata’s £37million transfer to United from Chelsea in 2014, Mourinho told Beasley: ‘I will find him one day outside a football pitch and I will break his face.’

Apparently from the book:

I asked Jose what had happened and he revealed: 'He was asking for a red card and pressing the ref in my technical area. I told him to go back to his area. He pushed me. 'I told him, "Here you do that, you know I can't react, but I will meet you one day in the street".' Now I don't think Jose was ever serious about having fisticuffs with the Frenchman, he was just huffing and puffing and letting off steam. I gave him the benefit of the doubt on this occasion, even though an article for me with Jose saying, 'Let's sort this out in the street, Arsene' would have been huge.

I told Jose this could be a good story to show he took no nonsense from Wenger but I added that I thought it was best to leave it. Jose took it on board, replying: 'Yeah, yeah, he is in a bad situation for his clean image but if I do what he did I would be dead by the media and the FA.'

This should be great for their preparations for the weekend

The man is quite clearly unwell.

I'm convinced he's unwell - and I've posted once before that I think it started when he was at Inter. He's been covering it up with varying degrees of success ever since but every once in a while some incident happens, or he gets caught in an unguarded moment by a photographer.

From all I've seen and heard about Mourinho, he seems to exhibit the behaviour of a sociopath.

Such people are always toxic, particularly when they feel things aren't going their way. Anyone could tell that with his personality, the global attention, the other characters there and the ex-rags in the media it would all fall apart at United sooner or later, but within the usual three years. I didn't expect it to start so soon though. Hopefully we can do them again in the League Cup and that that'll be after several high profile defeats as that will really have them in disarray. We might even then see a Mourinho vs Wenger fight come 19th November!

They employed him because they were, and still are, desperate to get back on track, so...

[RodneyRodney]

There's also a strong tide of opinion on R*dcafe that he's going off his trolley

[Nigels Tackle]

There's also a strong tide of opinion on R*dcafe that he's going off his trolley

and a lot of them think that's he a cunt
i'm still sticking with gone by xmas

[zuricity]

Tch! Re the Daily Fail.

I don't know what is worse reading about Maureen or House prices going up.

[patrickblue]

The ragcafe Prem title 16-17 forum.

After the first game, the famous victory over the mighty Cherries.

Top of the league at the end of the first round of matches. I could see us staying there all season, given that there's no CL to distract us. Mourinho will turn us into a machine.

Most recent post, made today.

There is no title race. City are competing against themselves for the points record in the league.

Keeps me amused, does the ragcafe.

[I Just Blue Myself]

I like this recent nugget, titled "Moyes was woeful, but I'm almost wishing we gave him longer...!"

[Beefymcfc]

Wenger v Maureen

[Justified logic]

Wenger v Maureen

...in their pomp perhaps.








































However, now...

[sheblue]

Wenger v Maureen

...in their pomp perhaps.








































However, now...

that's more like them.

[BookJunior]

daily mail are obsessed with him. the top 16 stories listed on the sports section of the App show 9 of them about Maureen.

You don't pay money for that app I hope.

[BookJunior]

The ragcafe Prem title 16-17 forum.

After the first game, the famous victory over the mighty Cherries.

Top of the league at the end of the first round of matches. I could see us staying there all season, given that there's no CL to distract us. Mourinho will turn us into a machine.

Most recent post, made today.

There is no title race. City are competing against themselves for the points record in the league.

Keeps me amused, does the ragcafe.

Me too. There's always some howlers in there.

[BookJunior]

I like this recent nugget, titled "Moyes was woeful, but I'm almost wishing we gave him longer...!"

Hahahaha. He's a very good manager but sold a poisoned chalice by Fergie and they're still chasing dreams and former glories.