Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:54 amborinho being investigated for tax fraud by the spanish authorities...
nottsblue wrote:Mikhail Chigorin wrote:Dimples wrote:Justified logic wrote:Dimples wrote:Tranny on his way back to the swamp as he is leaving Spain because he has to pay tax
When all these transfers come through - the Rags will have a fantastic squad.
He says he will stay at Madrid if they pay his outstanding tax bill. What a tit.
He must have been misquoted.
All of the news outlets say that Tranny's first loves are the Rags, his 'Dad' Sir Slur, the fans, the ground, the history, etc..
Even Moanio and Tranny are in love now
And that he is on his way to the swamp for an emotional reunion, a glorious swansong
They can't all be wrong.
If so, I've a feeling it could all end in tears.
That would be rather nice.
On the one hand I think it would be hilarious if he went to the rags as the money it would cost would be astronomical both in a transfer fee and the wages required. Imagine the disharmony that could create in the swamp dressing room.
On the other hand, he scores goals for fun in his sleep. Without a shadow of doubt he would score plenty for them and they would be a better side in the short term with him in it. The 0-0s they had at home would turn in to wins.
I hope he stays in Madrid. Or has a freak yachting accident in the summer
Can you imagine the clash of egos between Ronaldo and Mourinho ?? Added to that, Cirano Ibrahimovic might still be kept on and with Shrek hanging round like a bad smell, there could be fireworks.
