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carl_feedthegoat wrote:

Watch on youtube.com

I have to put this clip in this thread as its fucking hilarious.

That is funny.

The exact same thing happened with Alexis Sanchez and Pep.

carl_feedthegoat wrote:

Watch on youtube.com

I have to put this clip in this thread as its fucking hilarious.

Carl, that's Dean 'Walter Mitty' Saunders at his best. The story has since proved to be mostly fictional, including the Clough being pissed part.

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

carl_feedthegoat wrote:

Watch on youtube.com

I have to put this clip in this thread as its fucking hilarious.

Carl, that's Dean 'Walter Mitty' Saunders at his best. The story has since proved to be mostly fictional, including the Clough being pissed part.

Yeh , Ive been told its been played around with , but its still funny as fuck.

carl_feedthegoat wrote:

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

carl_feedthegoat wrote:

Watch on youtube.com

I have to put this clip in this thread as its fucking hilarious.

Carl, that's Dean 'Walter Mitty' Saunders at his best. The story has since proved to be mostly fictional, including the Clough being pissed part.

Yeh , Ive been told its been played around with , but its still funny as fuck.

Yep, without a doubt.

Anyone know what this is all about.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41317495

patrickblue wrote:Anyone know what this is all about.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41317495

It's a load of cock.

patrickblue wrote:Anyone know what this is all about.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41317495

No idea.
Only I can envisage is the many thickos there at the swamp, trying to sing the praise of their new flat-track bully, in a way too much resembling the idea of him being a new kind of ape. it's not called the swamp out of nothing, isn't it?

the very fact that they have the audacity to name one of their underground hole "The Republik of Mancunia" says all about their general awareness.
Strange the Beeb reports anything but even barely not enthusiastic about that scum lot.

As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

24 inch penis? Is he running round the pitch with Paul Scholes stuffed down his shorts?

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

24 inch penis? Is he running round the pitch with Paul Scholes stuffed down his shorts?

This could add an entirely new meaning to the expression "on the edge of offside".

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:

patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

24 inch penis? Is he running round the pitch with Paul Scholes stuffed down his shorts?

hahaha... !
that really brought me a serious laugh. very funny
shame I was just having my covated daily few stills of malt.

well done FiBD on winning the raggish trivia, fair and square.

patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

I'm guessing they mean length rather than girth but his twenty four inch penis reaches his toes?
He has a twenty four inch inside leg?

Surprised they are claiming this is racist - it seems to be prejudiced against dwarfism.

Now if they said he had a 34" penis at least it would be anatomically realistic.

Someone didn't think it through did they?

blues-clues wrote:

patrickblue wrote:As FBD says, it's a load of cock.

"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"Bellend to his toes."

I'm guessing they mean length rather than girth but his twenty four inch penis reaches his toes?
He has a twenty four inch inside leg?

Surprised they are claiming this is racist - it seems to be prejudiced against dwarfism.

Now if they said he had a 34" penis at least it would be anatomically realistic.

Someone didn't think it through did they?

I don't think rags have much understanding of human anatomy, not being human themselves.

There was a lot of bluff about Cluff

yeah , he had a mouth , like big Mal, but we destroyed Derby just before they won the league on big Mals fcuk up just before Easter with Rod the marsh.

It really was easier in those days.

Don't believe the BS ,

everything is harder these days ,

except laughing at the rags !

zuricity wrote:There was a lot of bluff about Cluff

yeah , he had a mouth , like big Mal, but we destroyed Derby just before they won the league on big Mals fcuk up just before Easter with Rod the marsh.

It really was easier in those days.

Don't believe the BS ,

everything is harder these days ,

except laughing at the rags !

That 2-0 victory against Derby, our last game of the season, was an exhibition of pure football by us.

Derby were lucky it was only two goals against them, as our dominance was so complete and, ironically, it was Marsh, playing theoretically at centre-forward, who ran the show and orchestrated our victory.

Perhaps the pressure was off us but, that summer, I couldn't wait for the next season to start because we looked so good in that last game; it seemed a glorious portent of the future.

Unfortunately, the 1972/73 season didn't work out quite as it should have..........

Liverpool.

That is all.

Justified logic wrote:Liverpool.

That is all.

about time they were added to this thread

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/alex-oxlade ... ass-142395

Dipperland is in meltdown this morning. Their forums are going for klopp. They are turning on him and not without cause. They were shit with a shit transfer window to boot.

They are clamouring for a vigil. The player I mean