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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:52 am
by Foreverinbluedreams
Wonderwall wrote:Dipperland is in meltdown this morning. Their forums are going for klopp. They are turning on him and not without cause. They were shit with a shit transfer window to boot.

They are clamouring for a vigil. The player I mean


He'd probably look shit in their defence too.

There problems run deeper than a poor defence. They've no one in midfield that can control a game and they've no prolific striker.

Can't understand their purchase of Oxtail at all.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:50 am
by Wonderwall
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:Dipperland is in meltdown this morning. Their forums are going for klopp. They are turning on him and not without cause. They were shit with a shit transfer window to boot.

They are clamouring for a vigil. The player I mean


He'd probably look shit in their defence too.

There problems run deeper than a poor defence. They've no one in midfield that can control a game and they've no prolific striker.

Can't understand their purchase of Oxtail at all.


Ox is a strange one. I have never looked too closely at him TBH. Always thought he was ok but last night he was the most expensive player on the field and looked shocking. Chelsea dodged a bullet there.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:59 am
by Mase
Not sure why they think VVD is going to change anything. He's been 'okay' for Southampton. Hasn't blown me away. Definitely not worth the £50+ million that Saints wanted.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:21 pm
by Swales4ever
Wonderwall wrote:Dipperland is in meltdown this morning. Their forums are going for klopp. They are turning on him and not without cause. They were shit with a shit transfer window to boot.

They are clamouring for a vigil. The player I mean

I smell a bans galore on RAWK, then.
the number of threads started and soonely locked was already insane when they still were on "this's our year" curve :lol:

Imo, the Ox thing is the ultimate evidence that Klopperty is the only napolitan of German breed in history: limited budget, no defence, below avarage midfield and the cunt go big on yet another (toxic) winger. :shock:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:41 pm
by bigblue
Swales4ever wrote:
Wonderwall wrote:Dipperland is in meltdown this morning. Their forums are going for klopp. They are turning on him and not without cause. They were shit with a shit transfer window to boot.

They are clamouring for a vigil. The player I mean

I smell a bans galore on RAWK, then.
the number of threads started and soonely locked was already insane when they still were on "this's our year" curve :lol:

Imo, the Ox thing is the ultimate evidence that Klopperty is the only napolitan of German breed in history: limited budget, no defence, below avarage midfield and the cunt go big on yet another (toxic) winger. :shock:


He's just a cunty Keving Keegan

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:22 pm
by Jonty22
:lol: :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:34 pm
by nottsblue
https://youtu.be/MyOGVk_ypnM

Perfect for dippers

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:19 pm
by Justified logic
Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:52 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D


You'd obviously be in the corner drinking half a lager with some other dweeb..probably someone like Dazby.... and obviously avoiding eye contact with all and sundry in case someone gives you a death stare that would give you nightmares.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:58 pm
by Justified logic
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D


You'd obviously be in the corner drinking half a lager with some other dweeb..probably someone like Dazby.... and obviously avoiding eye contact with all and sundry in case someone gives you a death stare that would give you nightmares.

:lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:17 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D

Saunders is a fantasist.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:01 pm
by Nickyboy
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D

Saunders is a fantasist.

I just heard him say he has more premier league appearances than Gareth Barry if you include the old top flight. Bullshit!

Also said Ian Rush had more than 330 goals for Liverpool so Shearers Premier League record is rubbish and it's nonsense to just include the premier league. I agree with the sentiment but the stupid fool was including goals in all comps for Rush so his point was bollocks

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:20 pm
by Nigels Tackle
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D

Saunders is a fantasist.


he's sounds like someone who has developed a personality disorder following a major trauma to the head.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:59 pm
by dazby
Justified logic wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D


You'd obviously be in the corner drinking half a lager with some other dweeb..probably someone like Dazby.... and obviously avoiding eye contact with all and sundry in case someone gives you a death stare that would give you nightmares.

:lol:


My shout. A pint of half it is then.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:21 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
dazby wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D


You'd obviously be in the corner drinking half a lager with some other dweeb..probably someone like Dazby.... and obviously avoiding eye contact with all and sundry in case someone gives you a death stare that would give you nightmares.

:lol:


My shout. A pint of half it is then.


A pint of half ???

You are, without a shadow of a doubt , a fuckign mong.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:58 pm
by Justified logic
dazby wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D


You'd obviously be in the corner drinking half a lager with some other dweeb..probably someone like Dazby.... and obviously avoiding eye contact with all and sundry in case someone gives you a death stare that would give you nightmares.

:lol:


My shout. A pint of half it is then.

Thanks pal. And a tin of prawn cocktail crisps whilst you're about it if it's not too much trouble.

Careful you don't slip on that old codger's dribble there. Well, let's just hope it's dribble as he's been supping on that Old Hen for over an hour and not been to the toilet to relieve himself yet, so, y'know, watch out.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:18 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Justified logic wrote:
dazby wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Justified logic wrote:Deanho Saunders on talkspurt cracks me up. He's like that old codger in the corner of the pub who bores everyone with authoritatively told long tall stories that everyone just nods along to and thinks "what a self-important old fart." Come to think of it, he's a bit like a young Carl. ;) :lol: :D


You'd obviously be in the corner drinking half a lager with some other dweeb..probably someone like Dazby.... and obviously avoiding eye contact with all and sundry in case someone gives you a death stare that would give you nightmares.

:lol:


My shout. A pint of half it is then.

Thanks pal. And a tin of prawn cocktail crisps whilst you're about it if it's not too much trouble.

Careful you don't slip on that old codger's dribble there. Well, let's just hope it's dribble as he's been supping on that Old Hen for over an hour and not been to the toilet to relieve himself yet, so, y'know, watch out.


I doubt you and spaceman would be allowed in the places I drink in.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:28 am
by dazby
I would hope that we would be refused entry to the places you drink in.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:26 am
by Justified logic
It's been a long, long time since I last went to a Wimpy Bar, if ever.

Just saying.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:00 pm
by Swales4ever
Justified logic wrote:It's been a long, long time since I last went to a Wimpy Bar, if ever.

Just saying.

Is "a Wimpy Bar" a kind of Aussie weird venue, featuring naked wallabies lapdancing?

just asking out of ignorance, having already carefully worn my coat... ;)