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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:59 pm
by Justified logic
Swales4ever wrote:
Justified logic wrote:It's been a long, long time since I last went to a Wimpy Bar, if ever.

Just saying.

Is "a Wimpy Bar" a kind of Aussie weird venue, featuring naked wallabies lapdancing?

just asking out of ignorance, having already carefully worn my coat... ;)

No, you're thinking of a Pleasure Palace there.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:46 pm
by patrickblue
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
dazby wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
You'd obviously be in the corner drinking half a lager with some other dweeb..probably someone like Dazby.... and obviously avoiding eye contact with all and sundry in case someone gives you a death stare that would give you nightmares.

:lol:


My shout. A pint of half it is then.

Thanks pal. And a tin of prawn cocktail crisps whilst you're about it if it's not too much trouble.

Careful you don't slip on that old codger's dribble there. Well, let's just hope it's dribble as he's been supping on that Old Hen for over an hour and not been to the toilet to relieve himself yet, so, y'know, watch out.


I doubt you and spaceman would be allowed in the places I drink in.


Bit of an upgrade on the Globetrotter in Aldershot then Carl?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:38 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Just sent a shiver down my spine Mr P....had the biggest fight I've ever had in my life just outside that place in 1984/5....I still have a deviated nasal passage because of it...............oh happy days.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:59 pm
by patrickblue
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Just sent a shiver down my spine Mr P....had the biggest fight I've ever had in my life just outside that place in 1984/5....I still have a deviated nasal passage because of it...............oh happy days.


Had an evil reputation did the Globetrotter. All us civvies used to give it a miss, although I believe it all calmed down when the Para's left town. I think being sort of underground made it even more fearsome.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:56 pm
by dazby
Justified logic wrote:
Swales4ever wrote:
Justified logic wrote:It's been a long, long time since I last went to a Wimpy Bar, if ever.

Just saying.

Is "a Wimpy Bar" a kind of Aussie weird venue, featuring naked wallabies lapdancing?

just asking out of ignorance, having already carefully worn my coat... ;)

No, you're thinking of a Pleasure Palace there.


This is Carl's story. I have no idea what a wimpy bar is.

We do have wanky bars though. That's where hipsters compare beard lengths and pay too much for their drinks.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:26 pm
by Justified logic
First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:34 pm
by Mikhail Chigorin
Justified logic wrote:First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

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Looks pretty hi-tech JL.

There are actually more blades of grass growing on that pitch, than there are follicles on Bobby Scumbag's glistening pate. ;)

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:54 pm
by Hutch's Shoulder
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Justified logic wrote:First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

Image


Looks pretty hi-tech JL.

There are actually more blades of grass growing on that pitch, than there are follicles on Bobby Scumbag's glistening pate. ;)


They are growing some long grass round the edges which can then be pulled across the pitch.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:15 pm
by johnny crossan
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Justified logic wrote:First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

Image


Looks pretty hi-tech JL.

There are actually more blades of grass growing on that pitch, than there are follicles on Bobby Scumbag's glistening pate. ;)


They are growing some long grass round the edges which can then be pulled across the pitch.

vg MC/HS/JL - but that's tufted luxury compared with the cinder pitches we had when I were a lad - slide tackle on them and septic knees for a month :lol:

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:21 am
by london blue 2
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
Mikhail Chigorin wrote:
Justified logic wrote:First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

Image


Looks pretty hi-tech JL.

There are actually more blades of grass growing on that pitch, than there are follicles on Bobby Scumbag's glistening pate. ;)


They are growing some long grass round the edges which can then be pulled across the pitch.


Ah, much like our set up. You can tailor the pitch to mimic different conditions. Impressive stuff.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:56 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Justified logic wrote:First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

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It's just like his mother's funeral, Bobby nowhere to be seen.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:04 pm
by Burt
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Justified logic wrote:First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

Image


It's just like his mother's funeral, Bobby nowhere to be seen.


Harsh but utterly true mate.

Let's not forget the cunt is a convicted ticket tout. Banned for selling inflated prices tickets to his own rag vermin!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:17 pm
by zuricity
Chris Waddle
Ex-Spurs and England winger on 5 live Sport at Wembley
The final ball has really let England down so far. Their approach play is good at times. Marcus Rashford for example. He shows some good touches, can beat his man, but there is no end product.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:40 pm
by Scatman
zuricity wrote:Chris Waddle
Ex-Spurs and England winger on 5 live Sport at Wembley
The final ball has really let England down so far. Their approach play is good at times. Marcus Rashford for example. He shows some good touches, can beat his man, but there is no end product.


Well done for deciphering it

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:39 pm
by Peter Doherty (AGAIG)
Scatman wrote:
zuricity wrote:Chris Waddle
Ex-Spurs and England winger on 5 live Sport at Wembley
The final ball has really let England down so far. Their approach play is good at times. Marcus Rashford for example. He shows some good touches, can beat his man, but there is no end product.


Well done for deciphering it

Y I.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 8:03 am
by Hazy2
Burt wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Justified logic wrote:First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

Image


It's just like his mother's funeral, Bobby nowhere to be seen.


Harsh but utterly true mate.

Let's not forget the cunt is a convicted ticket tout. Banned for selling inflated prices tickets to his own rag vermin!


If Edward Heath is being dug up what about and ex rag MF player, from the Bobby Charlton era and a world Cup winner................................

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:34 pm
by nottsblue
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41558174

Possibly the worst miss in the history of football. Completely in control of the ball on the penalty spot, no bobbles and no opposition players within 5 yards. Wow

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:41 am
by CrownPointBlue
Burt wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Justified logic wrote:First picture of the new 'Bobby Charlton' training pitch at St George's Park.

Image


It's just like his mother's funeral, Bobby nowhere to be seen.


Harsh but utterly true mate.

Let's not forget the cunt is a convicted ticket tout. Banned for selling inflated prices tickets to his own rag vermin!


Horrible,miserable bastard with a face like a freshly dug grave.

Doesn't even talk to his own brother & cant bring himself to talk about us.

We are his living,breathing,sleeping nightmare. Not in my lifetime eh and then...........AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:50 pm
by sheblue
Hahaha the boring one wants out.....

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:11 pm
by Dimples
sheblue wrote:Hahaha the boring one wants out.....


Mo on Sat post match: Carrick, Fellini and Pogba these are our midfielders (to bring energy, dynnamics, etc... to the match)
I would not want to hang around either...