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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dimples » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:26 pm

Jack Wilshere on instagram :)
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:39 pm

Dimples wrote:Jack Wilshere on instagram :)


You mean this, also his facebook status.......


Hard to put into words my emotions about yesterday. City are a good team and deserved to win yesterday. Alot of people have had thier say on us and we have to accept cristism when we loose. That being said i can't accept some of the decisions that went against us yesterday. What ever you say about the first goal, its a foul. The second goal is offside. There should have been a second yellow in the first half. Yes this happens in football but its still hard to accept. And people will say we are looking for excuses but these are facts. Anyway we need to respond, starting on thursday. Thanks to all the gooners for your support and trust me we feel the same but we need to stick together
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:00 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
Dimples wrote:Jack Wilshere on instagram :)


You mean this, also his facebook status.......


Hard to put into words my emotions about yesterday. City are a good team and deserved to win yesterday. Alot of people have had thier say on us and we have to accept cristism when we loose. That being said i can't accept some of the decisions that went against us yesterday. What ever you say about the first goal, its a foul. The second goal is offside. There should have been a second yellow in the first half. Yes this happens in football but its still hard to accept. And people will say we are looking for excuses but these are facts. Anyway we need to respond, starting on thursday. Thanks to all the gooners for your support and trust me we feel the same but we need to stick together

I doubt he even believes what he writes. Can see him joining forces with Dogger Colleymore when he retires. Which will hopefully be very soon.

He is a grade A cunt
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Beefymcfc » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:01 pm

Good to see he's loose. Not bad for a Looser!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:03 pm

CTID Hants wrote:
Dimples wrote:Jack Wilshere on instagram :)


You mean this, also his facebook status.......


Hard to put into words my emotions about yesterday. City are a good team and deserved to win yesterday. Alot of people have had thier say on us and we have to accept cristism when we loose. That being said i can't accept some of the decisions that went against us yesterday. What ever you say about the first goal, its a foul. The second goal is offside. There should have been a second yellow in the first half. Yes this happens in football but its still hard to accept. And people will say we are looking for excuses but these are facts. Anyway we need to respond, starting on thursday. Thanks to all the gooners for your support and trust me we feel the same but we need to stick together

He's a diving, scrotish, slapped-arse homunculus.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby frankswift » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:59 pm

How about a book on how many times Wilshere falls over on Thursday and looks for the ref to penalise someone?

I'll be conservative and say four times.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Wilshere's inability to stay upright that upset that young bloke in the crowd.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:39 pm

frankswift wrote:How about a book on how many times Wilshere falls over on Thursday and looks for the ref to penalise someone?

I'll be conservative and say four times.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Wilshere's inability to stay upright that upset that young bloke in the crowd.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:25 pm

Foreverinbluedreams wrote:
frankswift wrote:How about a book on how many times Wilshere falls over on Thursday and looks for the ref to penalise someone?

I'll be conservative and say four times.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Wilshere's inability to stay upright that upset that young bloke in the crowd.


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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Dameerto » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:40 am

CTID Hants wrote:
Dimples wrote:Jack Wilshere on instagram :)


You mean this, also his facebook status.......


Hard to put into words my emotions about yesterday. City are a good team and deserved to win yesterday. Alot of people have had thier say on us and we have to accept cristism when we loose. That being said i can't accept some of the decisions that went against us yesterday. What ever you say about the first goal, its a foul. The second goal is offside. There should have been a second yellow in the first half. Yes this happens in football but its still hard to accept. And people will say we are looking for excuses but these are facts. Anyway we need to respond, starting on thursday. Thanks to all the gooners for your support and trust me we feel the same but we need to stick together

Typical of that graceless sly chain-smoking obnoxious cunt to speak of his opinions as facts
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:40 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby london blue 2 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:03 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Bournemouthcityfan » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:18 am

I’ll go for 5 maybe he could give up football which he appears not to understand and open a diving school which he’s quite good at
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:42 am

This is why I hate the dippers. This self entitled bullshit they all spew a week into joint the shithole

We are Liverpool.

You have NEVER won the premier league. Pipe fucking down.

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:41 pm

Search these three words on Twitter ...

“United” “Sanchez” “Regret”

And most newspapers and online sites going with a story tonight that the Scum board members have expressed to some other premier league officials in private that they regret signing Sanchez ... and that there has already been a training ground bust up between the moaning one and Sanchez ...

Couldn’t have had happened to nicer people :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby patrickblue » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:02 pm

AG7 wrote:Search these three words on Twitter ...

“United” “Sanchez” “Regret”

And most newspapers and online sites going with a story tonight that the Scum board members have expressed to some other premier league officials in private that they regret signing Sanchez ... and that there has already been a training ground bust up between the moaning one and Sanchez ...

Couldn’t have had happened to nicer people :lol:


Brilliant.
Maybe that's our strategy, making moves for dodgy players, then letting the rags have them for outrageous amounts of money.
Keep the debt high until interest rates go up.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Swales4ever » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:26 pm

patrickblue wrote:
AG7 wrote:Search these three words on Twitter ...

“United” “Sanchez” “Regret”

And most newspapers and online sites going with a story tonight that the Scum board members have expressed to some other premier league officials in private that they regret signing Sanchez ... and that there has already been a training ground bust up between the moaning one and Sanchez ...

Couldn’t have had happened to nicer people :lol:


Brilliant.
Maybe that's our strategy, making moves for dodgy players, then letting the rags have them for outrageous amounts of money.
Keep the debt high until interest rates go up.

Honest.
Have been thinking the exact same since it'd become apparent the only strategy behind Moaninho's "brain trust" is to go for the scrap of City targets.
How funny descent, from Slur Alex to Sparky Hughes in so few years :lol:

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5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:40 am

In all honesty Sanchez has looked miserable since the forced smiles and shit piano playing. Good.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:10 pm

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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby AG7 » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:56 pm

HT
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C’mon Palace!!!
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