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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:26 pm
by Justified logic
patrickblue wrote:The rags have applied to have applied to have a professional women's team.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43494257

United executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward said the women's side "must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team".

They've apparently already bought several pink buses.

This will upset Giggsy.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:57 pm
by zuricity
patrickblue wrote:The rags have applied to have applied to have a professional women's team.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43494257

United executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward said the women's side "must be built in the same image and with the same principles as the men's first team".

They've apparently already bought several pink buses.


So they can also wear dancing queen tights like Giggs did against us ?

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:59 pm
by mr_nool
At least Rojo will finally get a fair shot at a place in the starting line up.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:19 pm
by Justified logic
All dance, all dunce.

Image

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 4:14 pm
by CTID Hants
wasn't sure where to put this, he's a CUNT gone to live in cuntsville, his ego might just be at home finally...


Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:26 am
by Beefymcfc
Was listening to TS whilst dropping her in doors off and fuck me, that Bimbo girl actually said that BigNose was a legend for the Rags and basically transformed them as a team!

Can somebody remind me where they finished last season, and what he's done this?

Fucking pathetic shit from TS, just to keep the Rags relevant!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:31 am
by patrickblue
Beefymcfc wrote:Was listening to TS whilst dropping her in doors off and fuck me, that Bimbo girl actually said that BigNose was a legend for the Rags and basically transformed them as a team!

Can somebody remind me where they finished last season, and what he's done this?

Fucking pathetic shit from TS, just to keep the Rags relevant!


I assume that was more words of wisdom from the all knowing Georgie Bingham.
The very same Georgie Bingham who proclaimed that Micah was a regular England international before City bought him and ruined his career.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 11:43 am
by Beefymcfc
patrickblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Was listening to TS whilst dropping her in doors off and fuck me, that Bimbo girl actually said that BigNose was a legend for the Rags and basically transformed them as a team!

Can somebody remind me where they finished last season, and what he's done this?

Fucking pathetic shit from TS, just to keep the Rags relevant!


I assume that was more words of wisdom from the all knowing Georgie Bingham.
The very same Georgie Bingham who proclaimed that Micah was a regular England international before City bought him and ruined his career.

She did say she came from a rugby family and was late to football. I was just wondering how fucking late!

Thick as mince and sounds a right fucking clown. Bit like that ugly mutt off Sunday Supplement who knows nothing other than the Dippers.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:09 pm
by Mase
Beefymcfc wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Was listening to TS whilst dropping her in doors off and fuck me, that Bimbo girl actually said that BigNose was a legend for the Rags and basically transformed them as a team!

Can somebody remind me where they finished last season, and what he's done this?

Fucking pathetic shit from TS, just to keep the Rags relevant!


I assume that was more words of wisdom from the all knowing Georgie Bingham.
The very same Georgie Bingham who proclaimed that Micah was a regular England international before City bought him and ruined his career.

She did say she came from a rugby family and was late to football. I was just wondering how fucking late!

Thick as mince and sounds a right fucking clown. Bit like that ugly mutt off Sunday Supplement who knows nothing other than the Dippers.


Careful Beefy, you’re not allowed to talk about people’s looks on here. Some posters will get offended.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:24 pm
by Beefymcfc
Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Was listening to TS whilst dropping her in doors off and fuck me, that Bimbo girl actually said that BigNose was a legend for the Rags and basically transformed them as a team!

Can somebody remind me where they finished last season, and what he's done this?

Fucking pathetic shit from TS, just to keep the Rags relevant!


I assume that was more words of wisdom from the all knowing Georgie Bingham.
The very same Georgie Bingham who proclaimed that Micah was a regular England international before City bought him and ruined his career.

She did say she came from a rugby family and was late to football. I was just wondering how fucking late!

Thick as mince and sounds a right fucking clown. Bit like that ugly mutt off Sunday Supplement who knows nothing other than the Dippers.


Careful Beefy, you’re not allowed to talk about people’s looks on here. Some posters will get offended.

Ha ha ha, I look at my ugly mug enough, I'm allowed a voice.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 1:00 am
by patrickblue
Beefymcfc wrote:
Mase wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:Was listening to TS whilst dropping her in doors off and fuck me, that Bimbo girl actually said that BigNose was a legend for the Rags and basically transformed them as a team!

Can somebody remind me where they finished last season, and what he's done this?

Fucking pathetic shit from TS, just to keep the Rags relevant!


I assume that was more words of wisdom from the all knowing Georgie Bingham.
The very same Georgie Bingham who proclaimed that Micah was a regular England international before City bought him and ruined his career.

She did say she came from a rugby family and was late to football. I was just wondering how fucking late!

Thick as mince and sounds a right fucking clown. Bit like that ugly mutt off Sunday Supplement who knows nothing other than the Dippers.


Careful Beefy, you’re not allowed to talk about people’s looks on here. Some posters will get offended.

Ha ha ha, I look at my ugly mug enough, I'm allowed a voice.


I'd never seen her before, so just consulted google.
You've definitely got a point there Beefy

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:39 am
by Justified logic
LA Galaxy striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic says he wanted to join the Major League Soccer side two years ago, before signing for Manchester United.

Ibrahimovic joined the Los Angeles club last week after the mutual termination of his Old Trafford contract.

The Swede, 36, joined United in 2016 and scored 29 goals in 53 appearances.

"[The move] was supposed to happen before Manchester United. My head was here. I wanted to come here," he said at his first Galaxy news conference.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:40 am
by john@staustell
Justified logic wrote:
LA Galaxy striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic says he wanted to join the Major League Soccer side two years ago, before signing for Manchester United.

Ibrahimovic joined the Los Angeles club last week after the mutual termination of his Old Trafford contract.

The Swede, 36, joined United in 2016 and scored 29 goals in 53 appearances.

"[The move] was supposed to happen before Manchester United. My head was here. I wanted to come here," he said at his first Galaxy news conference.


Been a big fan all his life no doubt

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:41 am
by Hutch's Shoulder
john@staustell wrote:
Justified logic wrote:
LA Galaxy striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic says he wanted to join the Major League Soccer side two years ago, before signing for Manchester United.

Ibrahimovic joined the Los Angeles club last week after the mutual termination of his Old Trafford contract.

The Swede, 36, joined United in 2016 and scored 29 goals in 53 appearances.

"[The move] was supposed to happen before Manchester United. My head was here. I wanted to come here," he said at his first Galaxy news conference.


Been a big fan all his life no doubt


Listening to his inner boy.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:49 am
by PeterParker
There are times when I feel sad, but then I remember this exists

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/05/liverpool ... a-7055752/

:D :D :D

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:20 am
by Hutch's Shoulder
PeterParker wrote:There are times when I feel sad, but then I remember this exists

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/05/liverpool ... a-7055752/

:D :D :D


The really funny bit is where it says Dave is an alternative to Adam Llama, as if they are in any way comparable!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:44 am
by patrickblue
Hutch's Shoulder wrote:
PeterParker wrote:There are times when I feel sad, but then I remember this exists

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/05/liverpool ... a-7055752/

:D :D :D


The really funny bit is where it says Dave is an alternative to Adam Llama, as if they are in any way comparable!


It's a bit like Barca signing Shelvey to replace Messi

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:47 pm
by aaron bond
Seems like De Gea is getting a new contract at 350k per week.

That Sanchez deal is going to cause them so many problems. All their top players will be wanting huge contracts. Pogba will be getting an increase soon.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:59 pm
by Dimples
aaron bond wrote:Seems like De Gea is getting a new contract at 350k per week.

That Sanchez deal is going to cause them so many problems. All their top players will be wanting huge contracts. Pogba will be getting an increase soon.


All their top players, who (exceptions are De Gea & Sanchez) would be, at best, squad players for us.
They are not 'top' players but they will have to pay them 'top top top' wages :)

Agent Moyes and Agent Louis were good but Mo is in the super agent class. I suppose you could call him a 'top' Agent for us.

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:15 pm
by iwasthere2012
Dimples wrote:
aaron bond wrote:Seems like De Gea is getting a new contract at 350k per week.

That Sanchez deal is going to cause them so many problems. All their top players will be wanting huge contracts. Pogba will be getting an increase soon.


All their top players, who (exceptions are De Gea & Sanchez) would be, at best, squad players for us.
They are not 'top' players but they will have to pay them 'top top top' wages :)

Agent Moyes and Agent Louis were good but Mo is in the super agent class. I suppose you could call him a 'top' Agent for us.

I wouldn't make exceptions for either De Gea or Sanchez. Both just squad players.